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Who will win the Summer Transfers
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Your dad's dick 46 21.50%
Manchesters 20 9.35%
ITK Taff 51 23.83%
What's his name 72 33.64%
London 25 11.68%
Total: 214 votes
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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Byolante posted:

gently caress off forever you warcriminal oval office

are you talking about pikd

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Breath Ray posted:

are you talking about pikd

he isnt

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
I hope Bonucci doesn't leave for City. He's too good for them

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

What's the problem with boo-urns or w/e

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Breath Ray posted:

What's the problem with boo-urns or w/e

He played for western sydney

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Byolante posted:

He played for western sydney

But did he have a scuffle at a Maccas?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Newcastle are signing a 31 year old right back for 3m. Seems strange, reckon Janmaat is off then.

Edit: apparently also a CB, one Vegard Forren noted for his long and successful time at Southampton

Literally Lewis Hamilton fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Jul 6, 2016

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Breath Ray posted:

What's the problem with boo-urns or w/e

he played for the bad clubs, but hes a good player and will do well in the championship

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bovril Delight posted:

Newcastle are signing a 31 year old right back for 3m. Seems strange, reckon Janmaat is off then.

Edit: apparently also a CB, one Vegard Forren noted for his long and successful time at Southampton

the vegard forren rumour was just some fan talk that solsjkaer commented on for some reason. wijnaldum probably off to spurs

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
Henrikh Mkhitaryan to Manchester United is a done deal

https://twitter.com/manutd/status/750698328707436546

Remember when he rejected Liverpool because they weren't in the champions league

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

I hope Bonucci doesn't leave for City. He's too good for them
he'd get found out in england

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

I hope Bonucci doesn't leave for City. He's too good for them

He wont imo, even if Allegri was dumb enough to sell him.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



ayb posted:

Henrikh Mkhitaryan to Manchester United is a done deal

Really excited about him. Mourinho is making all kinds of good moves.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
It's awful nice of him to not wait until right before the season starts to get his deals done.

Also is it true that Renato Sanches is actually 23 or 24? I don't feel like going to the Bundesliga thread, he was transferred this summer, that's good enough for this thread.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

TheBigAristotle posted:

Also is it true that Renato Sanches is actually 23 or 24?

Yes

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TheBigAristotle posted:

It's awful nice of him to not wait until right before the season starts to get his deals done.

Also is it true that Renato Sanches is actually 23 or 24? I don't feel like going to the Bundesliga thread, he was transferred this summer, that's good enough for this thread.

He is 18....

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/06/manchester-city-improved-51m-bid-juventus-defender-leonardo-bonucci

I mean, its not like money really matters to premier league clubs anymore but £51m for Bonucci seems like rather a lot of money for 29 year old centre back.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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*looks away from a gazzetta dello sport copy* center backs are better when they're older

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




MrBling posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/06/manchester-city-improved-51m-bid-juventus-defender-leonardo-bonucci

I mean, its not like money really matters to premier league clubs anymore but £51m for Bonucci seems like rather a lot of money for 29 year old centre back.

A lot of.money yeah, but Bonucci is a really good CB and City need some of those

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

TheBigAristotle posted:

It's awful nice of him to not wait until right before the season starts to get his deals done.

Also is it true that Renato Sanches is actually 23 or 24? I don't feel like going to the Bundesliga thread, he was transferred this summer, that's good enough for this thread.

Apparently his birthdate was registered years after he was actually born, so probably.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
I don't think there's any evidence to suggest that he's not really 18. The idea of him joining Benfica ten years ago as a 13 year old and pretending to be 8 is cracking me up though

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
*in the Jose voice*

Marcelo Bielsa is the new Lazio manager

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

MrBling posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/06/manchester-city-improved-51m-bid-juventus-defender-leonardo-bonucci

I mean, its not like money really matters to premier league clubs anymore but £51m for Bonucci seems like rather a lot of money for 29 year old centre back.

He's worth double.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Paperhouse posted:

I don't think there's any evidence to suggest that he's not really 18. The idea of him joining Benfica ten years ago as a 13 year old and pretending to be 8 is cracking me up though

worked for freddy adu

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Paperhouse posted:

I don't think there's any evidence to suggest that he's not really 18. The idea of him joining Benfica ten years ago as a 13 year old and pretending to be 8 is cracking me up though

I guess not but it feels like more of a possibility now

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Unlike Obafemi Martins he actually looks young though

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001

Gigi Galli posted:

He's worth double.

Yeah agreed. Best defender on earth atm?

Watching Bonucci makes me feel terrible that Badstuber is as good as glue, now. Similar play-style with additional pace.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Blue Star Error posted:

*in the Jose voice*

Marcelo Bielsa is the new Lazio manager

he'll never manage a team in england will he

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
This has been well known for a while, but is finally official

https://twitter.com/Inter_en/status/750720675682324480

We're also approaching peak Pogba rumor

https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/750814024145707008

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
can any la liga watcher tell me about jesus gamez

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

United are sure doing it 'The United Way' this window.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



It's happening imo, he's the fourth name on the list.

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit

Jose posted:

can any la liga watcher tell me about jesus gamez

I think Chip Cheezum did an LP of one. Might be a good place to start your research.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

sebzilla posted:

It's happening imo, he's the fourth name on the list.

Absurdly those are the numbers that have been bandied about for the past week or so.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Jose posted:

can any la liga watcher tell me about jesus gamez

Jesus Games? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Shrapnig posted:

Absurdly those are the numbers that have been bandied about for the past week or so.

idgaf he's real good

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

sebzilla posted:

idgaf he's real good

Oh I won't be upset if United do sign him... again.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Imagine if instead of paying 120m euro they had just picked him over Rafael

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
PP hasn't impressed me at the Euros but as we man u fans with severe learning difficulties like to say, it's not my money.

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eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!
as a city fan i've been perfecting several racist insults for pogba and think this signing would be extremely win

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