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imagine having that thought ooze into your head and then typing it up on an internet forum and hitting submit
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:imagine having that thought ooze into your head and then typing it up on an internet forum and hitting submit 4 years from now every kid will be dressing up as Aquaman for Halloween and holding Atlantis-themed birthday parties, loving  me if you doubt it 
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:hahahaha god drat Entourage will be validated for its shocking prescience
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Jul 6, 2016 05:21
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can you imagine how clever Hack Snyder thought he was when realised that superman and batman's mum have the same name?
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Jul 6, 2016 05:28
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Fonzarelli posted:can you imagine how clever Hack Snyder thought he was when realised that superman and batman's mum have the same name? I think he just plays with a huge and immaculate model train set and adjusts numbers in a spreadsheet to maximize its efficiency and if anyone interrupts train time he makes high pitched dog noises and flaps his hands around autistically
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Jul 6, 2016 05:45
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Aquaman as a horror film. Lovecraftian-type monsters are rising from the sea, killing people in some peaceful ocean front community, hollowing out their bodies and wearing them like clothing, trying to build a secret empire to branch out. Aquaman rolls into town like Kyle Reese/Terminator, needing to track them down and kill them and protect and team up with some semi-name metahuman with powers.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Aquaman as a horror film. Lovecraftian-type monsters are rising from the sea, killing people in some peaceful ocean front community, hollowing out their bodies and wearing them like clothing, trying to build a secret empire to branch out. i don't want to see aquaman on land at all. he should be in the sea the whole time, punching sharks and fighting giant monsters and hanging out in underwater cities apparently kurt busiek's run on aquaman is a bit like that but busiek is so fuckin dull i can't bring myself to read it
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Fonzarelli posted:can you imagine how clever Hack Snyder thought he was when realised that superman and batman's mum have the same name? Definitely. You can feel he wanted to hinge the entire movie on that moment. Two enemies finding this unexpected connection in the middle of a fight. The childlike innocence and purity of their love for the mothers brought to the fore during a bloody fight of inhuman brutality where the city itself shakes in fear. The audiences' minds are blown. Oh. My. God. If only it wasn't in such a mediocre movie with such terrible direction that everyone just laughed at them instead.
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Jul 6, 2016 06:01
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the nerdy part of my brain that i usually try to hide got really really upset when batman took a knife from a guy and stabbed him with it
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Jul 6, 2016 06:07
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wasn't aquaman's original powerset that he controlled water and his fish talking was a secondary thing? why don't they just give him his useful powers back?
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Jul 6, 2016 06:40
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We'll get a good Aquaman movie if Jason Mamoa breaks down on set constantly, forcing the filmmaker to come up with clever ways of depicting Aquaman without showing him.
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Jul 6, 2016 06:49
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Never showing the colour orange except when Aquaman's on screen.
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Jul 6, 2016 08:57
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the best possible aquaman movie is one where aquaman never appears
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Serious Frolicking posted:the best possible aquaman movie is one where aquaman never appears So, The Blair Witch but underwater?
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Jul 6, 2016 08:59
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I thought Ant Man was pretty alright. Aquaman could be a similar situation.
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:I thought Ant Man was pretty alright. Aquaman could be a similar situation. I'll give it this, Marvel knows how to gamble. People didn't expect Thor, Guardians Of The Galaxy, or Ant Man to be huge successes. Warner Bros. and DC have mostly played it safe, focusing largely on established characters with franchises like Batman and Superman. Wonder Woman, is probably their biggest risk right now, despite that character's iconic perception, there hasn't been a live action rendition for decades now. Depending on how WW movie goes will affect the rest of the DCEU. Suicide Squad is really more of a Batman movie without Batman or, probably more appropriately given the marketing, a Joker movie. Young Freud fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Jul 6, 2016 |
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Jul 6, 2016 10:23
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Young Freud posted:Wonder Woman, is probably their biggest risk right now, because that character's iconic perception, there hasn't been a live action rendition for decades now. They tried to get a TV show up and running a few years ago but it obviously didn't work out (on account of it being awful) Here's the full unaired pilot episode There's been other terrible attempts at a live action Wonder Woman in the past: "The hoof transmitters on the burro are all go, Steve" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHvtlWmlMFU This 1967 concept test pilot was an attempt to copy the popularity of the 1966 Batman TV series which also turned out to be an awful, awful idea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWiiXs2uU1k
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Jul 6, 2016 11:23
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CharlestonJew posted:why is lois lane the key
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Jul 6, 2016 14:05
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make an aquaman movie where all the dialogue is just "blurblurbblurlbbubl" because they're talking underwater
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Jul 6, 2016 14:09
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No hang on, they all hold these balloons over their heads and have to talk into the balloons and then their words appear in text in them
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Jul 6, 2016 14:18
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Flesh Forge posted:No hang on, they all hold these balloons over their heads and have to talk into the balloons and then their words appear in text in them given the only thing snyder seems to do okay with these turkeys is recreate comic panels on film, i thing you're onto something Just do them as motion comics and let the actors chill in a soundbooth, whip out six a year
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Jul 6, 2016 14:21
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The Max Landis "Death of Superman" vid was actually pretty fun to watch and definitely better than Man of Steel/BVS
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Fonzarelli posted:the nerdy part of my brain that i usually try to hide got really really upset when batman took a knife from a guy and stabbed him with it He didn't really take it from the guy, the guy stabbed Batman and Batman pulls it out of his own shoulder and sticks it in the guy 
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Jul 6, 2016 14:26
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He stabbed him in his Evil Gland and made him into a good person 
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Jul 6, 2016 14:32
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Flesh Forge posted:The Max Landis "Death of Superman" vid was actually pretty fun to watch and definitely better than Man of Steel/BVS His passion is infectious. Much like his diseased glands... Probably... He does hang around with Macauley Culkin.
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Jerk McJerkface posted:He didn't really take it from the guy, the guy stabbed Batman and Batman pulls it out of his own shoulder and sticks it in the guy Great now that guy is infected by the Martha Virus
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Jul 6, 2016 16:23
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Max Landis always rubbed me as a snobby brat. I imagine being the child of John Landis means he never really got used to the word "no."
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Jul 6, 2016 16:32
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wohnder woman will never be a good movie without the american costume, wonder woman being a high society persian is dull af
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Jul 6, 2016 16:35
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wanna suck on wonder woman's babil penni
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Max Landis always rubbed me as a snobby brat. I imagine being the child of John Landis means he never really got used to the word "no." "Daddy, can I play under the helicopters?"
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Max Landis always rubbed me as a snobby brat. Him being buddies with Josh Trank says everything anyone needs to know about both of them.
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:"Daddy, can I play under the helicopters?" Holy poo poo
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i like his comics/wrestling stuff, it's fun when someone just whips out their nerd boner for all to see but i would under no circumstances want to hang out with the guy
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Fonzarelli posted:the nerdy part of my brain that i usually try to hide got really really upset when batman took a knife from a guy and stabbed him with it That would have been fine if they had done any sort of groundwork to show that this Batman was ok with offing dudes. Even just a couple lines about how he walked the righteous path for years but he just couldn't do it any longer. Instead they just said gently caress it and had him chaingun dudes on city streets, knife mans in the head or whatever and shoot mofos in the Mad Max future. I think it would have been a better story if Batman was still adamant about not killing, but he was willing to kill Superman because of the threat he represented, the lack of sure containment methods and the fact that Superman isn't human. Earth first, xeno scum.
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When you take the "-hero" out of superhero but you leave in all the dumb spandex tights and masks and poo poo it really doesn't work at all 
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why dc didn't shitcan zach snyder when they got affleck on is beyond me. affleck is objectively a way better filmmaker than him
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CharlestonJew posted:make an aquaman movie where all the dialogue is just "blurblurbblurlbbubl" because they're talking underwater It's been done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CZj3AGZ3qg
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roffels posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PlwDbSYicM Who is this lovely tryhard and how did he get a few talented people to appear in the same video as his embarrassing hair?
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Why cookie Rocket posted:Who is this lovely tryhard and how did he get a few talented people to appear in the same video as his embarrassing hair? His dad is director/murderer John Landis.
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