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Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Shots fired.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/750545570293506048
https://twitter.com/mradamscott/status/750548368791834624

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Trumps baby hands furiously typing comeback

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Hillary is back on hitting Trump's business practices trying to get the attention off of her/emails.

Trump is an idiot and will take the bait saying something stupid reseting the 'narrative'.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

MariusLecter posted:

Trumps baby hands furiously typing comeback

If you're so funny how come Party Down was cancelled?????

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

broken clock opsec posted:

it's gonna be newt

GET HYPE

i wonder what could trump possibly say that would get newt to pull a corker tomorrow after their joint appearance tonight

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
So Trump's VP shortlist, without Corker, reads:

Gingrich
Christie
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
Mary Fallin maybe...?
Tom Cotton maybe...?
Other


He might as well just double down on racist assholery and pick Sessions or Gingrich at this point.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆


He did seem really awkward when Trump made him come up on stage yesterday. He really didn't want to be there

lamentable dustman fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Jul 6, 2016

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

mannerup posted:

i wonder what could trump possibly say that would get newt to pull a corker tomorrow after their joint appearance tonight

"gently caress the moon! what's it ever done for us!"

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

prefect posted:

Ed Balls.

https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/153895869559734272

https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/165127500542918658

https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/180494192080990210

https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/188702068964458496

https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/183632840716595200

https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/191298594190532608

https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/223913619115606016

https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/276637822801305601

https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/223913621812555776

https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/262981118280728576

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

TyrantWD posted:

He got up on stage, introduced Trump, and then watched Trump praise Saddam. There is no way he was going to stay on that ride for another 4 months.

No Corker, turn.....actually stay where you are. The other car just did a loup de loup into the radioactive dumpster in the middle of St. Louis.

Henry Kissinger
May 17, 2016

by Shine

Al! posted:

Oh baloogan do you work on that crazy expensive wargame that you play from a radar map

Yes, it is absolutely worth every penny.

Al! posted:

If so send me a key

Buy it!


http://wiki.baloogancampaign.com/index.php/EnumOperatorCountry?Country=United%20States&CountryID=2101&Year=0
Seriously look at this, doesn't this make your Kissinger fully erect?

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
http://money.cnn.com/2016/07/06/media/gretchen-carlson-roger-ailes-lawsuit/index.html

Former Fox News host Gretchen Carlson sues Roger Ailes for sexual harassment


CNN posted:

The lawsuit alleges that Ailes repeatedly "injected sexual and/or sexist comments" into conversations; made "sexual advances by various means;" and said to her last September, "I think you and I should have had a sexual relationship a long time ago and then you'd be good and better and I'd be good and better."

Something's rotten in conservative media

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Patter Song posted:

So Trump's VP shortlist, without Corker, reads:

Gingrich
Christie
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
Mary Fallin maybe...?
Tom Cotton maybe...?
Other


He might as well just double down on racist assholery and pick Sessions or Gingrich at this point.

Missed one, Trump's apparently seriously considering former General Michael Flynn, or as he's popularly known, "Who?" Also Manafort's people are pushing Mike Pence.

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/team-trump-mulls-merits-pence-gingrich-vp-choice-looms-n604296

quote:

But inside the campaign, there's a vocal camp advocating for Pence, the governor of Indiana, who some believe could solidify Trump's support across the Midwest.

Sources also tell NBC News that Gingrich, who is actively being vetted for the role, has built a close working relationship with many in Trump's inner circle -- particularly Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, Ivanka's husband and now-key confidante to the presumptive nominee, speaking with both frequently and sometimes multiple times a day.

One source within the Trump campaign suggested that Manafort may not be enthusiastic about a Gingrich pick because he "cannot control a Gingrich, whereas he can control a Pence."

:newt::hf::sad:

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

got a hearty lol from this, thank you.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Patter Song posted:

So Trump's VP shortlist, without Corker, reads:

Gingrich
Christie
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
Mary Fallin maybe...?
Tom Cotton maybe...?
Other


He might as well just double down on racist assholery and pick Sessions or Gingrich at this point.

Rick Scott and Joni Ernst!

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Oh my god, Trump thinks people like Pence and Walker are popular in the Midwest and in their own states

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Oh for sure sleepy man

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/750737695589015552

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

Montasque posted:

Rush: "The left doesn't want to work with us, they want to destroy us, they want to bury us, to them there is no middle ground, it's either their way or no way! They don't care if Hillary is guilty as hell! All they care about is that she gets off! That she skates!!"

Now he's playing anti-Hillary attack ads.

Why won't those LIEberals just dogpile their own candidate on charges that a republican FBI investigator recommended against indictment for? Why are they so caught up in things like 'facts' and 'due process'? Can't they just dehumanize themselves and face to Trump?

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
let it be Newt
let it be Newt
let it be Newt

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
all of Trumps releases read like "actually my hotels are awesome, and furthermore"

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!


lmao, maybe he did start reading the bible because that sounds like he's talking about a sabbath day for MAGA fans.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rush: "Please god Trump don't screw this up! Do not feed into Hillary's attempt to change the subject! Don't make this about your business practices! Please god dont!"



LOL

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

CraigK posted:

"gently caress the moon! what's it ever done for us!"

We're gonna land on the moon again, and this time the moon is gonna pay for it

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

trump surrogates say the darndest things

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

So yes

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Bryter posted:

We're gonna land on the moon again, and this time the moon is gonna pay for it

that's not a bad idea imo

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
if only there was a Moon Expert we could put on the ticket

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Phi230 posted:


Former Fox News host Gretchen Carlson sues Roger Ailes for sexual harassment


"I think you and I should have had a sexual relationship a long time ago and then you'd be good and better and I'd be good and better."

There's absolutely no doubt in my mind that's a word for word quoting of Roger Ailes trying to turn someone on.

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
You gotta hand it to the GOP with their consistent message: it's either Benghazi or e-mails 24/7/365 and the Base eats it up.

Meanwhile, what one or two messages can the Dems rally around when Trump is outdoing himself 2 or 3 times in a single day?

The genius of Trump.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

Oh my god, Trump thinks people like Pence and Walker are popular in the Midwest and in their own states

Walker is pretty popular in Wisconsin among Republicans...he has something like a 85% approval rating.

Pence....yeah no idea what they're thinking there.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


George costanza running out of the burning kitchen.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Celador posted:

You gotta hand it to the GOP with their consistent message: it's either Benghazi or e-mails 24/7/365 and the Base eats it up.

Meanwhile, what one or two messages can the Dems rally around when Trump is outdoing himself 2 or 3 times in a single day?

The genius of Trump.

Dems don't even need to run this election tbh. Trump shoots himself in the foot with a shotgun every 3 days on twitter, or whenever he opens his mouth. Whichever comes first.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I mean we are in crazy time where nothing matters but just think how awful this statement is in a normal universe.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Shageletic posted:

Walker is pretty popular in Wisconsin among Republicans...he has something like a 85% approval rating.

Wisconsin has been pretty on point with providing evidence that they're unequivocally retarded

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...




Fitting since the Trump campaign is a plane in freefall.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Celador posted:

You gotta hand it to the GOP with their consistent message: it's either Benghazi or e-mails 24/7/365 and the Base eats it up.

Meanwhile, what one or two messages can the Dems rally around when Trump is outdoing himself 2 or 3 times in a single day?

The genius of Trump.

Simply saying "Trump" is enough to rally democrats.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

I can't not read this as "Trump takes your mask for himself first".

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/750740916013596674

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