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Strangler 42: Jan 8, 2007; SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

Kickstarter games are declining in popularity?
Gee, I wonder why?

Edit: cat tax

Strangler 42 fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jul 7, 2016

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:03

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 00:11

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Barn Folk posted:

Kickstarter games are declining in popularity?
Gee, I wonder why?

How's the belt market doing?

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:04

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

It's holding up

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:04

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:05

JainDoh: Nov 5, 2002

moma

moma never changes

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:06

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Jon Do posted:

moma

moma never changes

Then why does he need such an adjustable belt?
Makes you think

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:11

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

SirPhoebos posted:

I hope Marine'd takes on the same connotation as "Scrunted" in 40k

SCRUNTS

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:15

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

Oh wait I'm in the Star Citizen thread, carry on.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:15

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:16

Atreiden: May 4, 2008

I am glad to see Pgabz is back to being helpful rather than angry all the time

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:19

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Atreiden posted:

I am glad to see Pgabz is back to being helpful rather than angry all the time

It is good to give something back

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:19

Danknificent: Nov 20, 2015; Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

peter gabriel posted:

It's holding up

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:21

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/750817938932920320

loving Derek seriously just steals the best poo poo from this thread to post on his blog, without attribution. Gorf's chart. Liarbetes.

It's pretty disgusting actually.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:21

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:25

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

I'm skipping a bunch of pages to make fun of that goon who puts breadcrumbs in his hamburgers.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:26

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

Star Citizen: How You Tell It's Not Working?

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:26

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

D1E posted:

loving Derek seriously just steals the best poo poo from this thread to post on his blog, without attribution. Gorf's chart. Liarbetes.

It's pretty disgusting actually.

He had my approval and Boviscopophobic's. In fact, I told him to include it without attribution (he originally included it and made a joke about stolen goon valor).

The analysis is performed in the interest of Open Development and is a benefit to nearly everyone, save parties which might want to obfuscate.

Pgabz however is furious. So so pissed.

Somebody needs to put :argh:

and take this rage to the next obviously level, meme-ification.

G0RF fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Jul 7, 2016

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:28

Lobus: Jun 24, 2016; What happened here?

Beet Wagon posted:

I'm skipping a bunch of pages to make fun of that goon who puts breadcrumbs in his hamburgers.

What for? Is it supposed to be a veggie burger? :barf:

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:32

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Lobus posted:

What for? Is it supposed to be a veggie burger?

Because he's a loving idiot I guess I dunno. Star Citizen brings out the worst in people.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:35

Lazrin: Apr 13, 2016; THEN HE SAID..NO WAIT, LISTEN. THEN HE SAID 3.0 IS COMING OUT BY DEC 19TH 2016

D1E posted:

loving Derek seriously just steals the best poo poo from this thread to post on his blog, without attribution. Gorf's chart. Liarbetes.

It's pretty disgusting actually.

its hilarious his life is all-consumed by this and it costing him personally and professionally

here's his pussy paragraph, which he (and i'm sure 'legal') thinks protect him somehow, where he admits his poo poo is pulled out of his rear end:

"It should be re-emphasized that this analysis suffers from a great degree of uncertainty in many aspects, due to the imperfections of the publicly available data. While I believe that the general conclusions and trends I have presented are broadly correct, caution should be used when interpreting any specific numerical values occurring in the charts. For the sake of completeness, here are some of the more important possible sources of error"

Lazrin fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Jul 7, 2016

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:36

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:37

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Lazrin posted:

it hilarious his life is all-consumed by this and it costing him personally and professionally

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:38

Danknificent: Nov 20, 2015; Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

peter gabriel posted:

Peter, even your savagery must have limits.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:42

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

Lazrin posted:

its hilarious his life is all-consumed by this and it costing him personally and professionally

here's his pussy paragraph, which he (and i'm sure 'legal') thinks protect him somehow, where he admits his poo poo is pulled out of his rear end:

"It should be re-emphasized that this analysis suffers from a great degree of uncertainty in many aspects, due to the imperfections of the publicly available data. While I believe that the general conclusions and trends I have presented are broadly correct, caution should be used when interpreting any specific numerical values occurring in the charts. For the sake of completeness, here are some of the more important possible sources of error"

Derek didn't write that paragraph. Check your sources. Citation needed. Moved to concern.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:43

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

peter gabriel posted:

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:44

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Lazrin posted:

its hilarious his life is all-consumed by this and it costing him personally and professionally

here's his pussy paragraph, which he (and i'm sure 'legal') thinks protect him somehow, where he admits his poo poo is pulled out of his rear end:

"It should be re-emphasized that this analysis suffers from a great degree of uncertainty in many aspects, due to the imperfections of the publicly available data. While I believe that the general conclusions and trends I have presented are broadly correct, caution should be used when interpreting any specific numerical values occurring in the charts. For the sake of completeness, here are some of the more important possible sources of error"

if you think Derek has ever written something that measured in his life!

source

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:46

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

Lazrin puttin some time in to earn that paycheck, forgot to doublecheck the thread he's been hired to post in

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:47

Saint Drogo: Dec 26, 2011

D1E posted:

loving Derek seriously just steals the best poo poo from this thread to post on his blog, without attribution. Gorf's chart. Liarbetes.

It's pretty disgusting actually.

Tbf his only readers are the particularly masochistic goons and Legal ( :staredog:

) so its more like forum quoting

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:48

Sum Mors: Feb 21, 2008

E-honor and all that aside, it would be nice if Derek at least had a little _{(by forums user XXX)} under the picture. Credit where credit is due.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:50

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Lazrin posted:

its hilarious his life is all-consumed by this and it costing him personally and professionally

here's his pussy paragraph, which he (and i'm sure 'legal') thinks protect him somehow, where he admits his poo poo is pulled out of his rear end:

"It should be re-emphasized that this analysis suffers from a great degree of uncertainty in many aspects, due to the imperfections of the publicly available data. While I believe that the general conclusions and trends I have presented are broadly correct, caution should be used when interpreting any specific numerical values occurring in the charts. For the sake of completeness, here are some of the more important possible sources of error"

It's okay buddy, you're probably not the only person here who can't read. I mean I'm sure Ray Roocroft is around here somewhere. You guys can be loving idiots together. :kayak:

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:53

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

Sum Mors posted:

E-honor and all that aside, it would be nice if Derek at least had a little _{(by forums user XXX)} under the picture. Credit where credit is due.

To be fair Derek does ask every single time before he uses something, and if the author wants a credit.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:54

Nicholas: Mar 7, 2001; Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

he is welcome to take all the e-glory. I just want to watch star citizen burn.

Nicholas fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jul 7, 2016

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:55

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

SomethingJones posted:

To be fair Derek does ask every single time before he uses something, and if the author wants a credit.

He stole my GV once without asking. But also... you know... who gives a poo poo. Nobody's handing out gold stars for this.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:58

JainDoh: Nov 5, 2002

Lazrin posted:

its hilarious his life is all-consumed by this and it costing him personally and professionally

if that's hilarious then your existence must clearly be the greatest joke of them all

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:58

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

Lazrin posted:

its hilarious his life is all-consumed by this and it costing him personally and professionally

here's his pussy paragraph, which he (and i'm sure 'legal') thinks protect him somehow, where he admits his poo poo is pulled out of his rear end:

"It should be re-emphasized that this analysis suffers from a great degree of uncertainty in many aspects, due to the imperfections of the publicly available data. While I believe that the general conclusions and trends I have presented are broadly correct, caution should be used when interpreting any specific numerical values occurring in the charts. For the sake of completeness, here are some of the more important possible sources of error"

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:58

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4rle1z/an_estimate_of_star_citizen_funding_demographics/d523zhw

I'm not going to read it, so I'll make an assumption that it's full of assumptions.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 01:01

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Lazrin posted:

its hilarious his life is all-consumed by this and it costing him personally and professionally

here's his pussy paragraph, which he (and i'm sure 'legal') thinks protect him somehow, where he admits his poo poo is pulled out of his rear end:

"It should be re-emphasized that this analysis suffers from a great degree of uncertainty in many aspects, due to the imperfections of the publicly available data. While I believe that the general conclusions and trends I have presented are broadly correct, caution should be used when interpreting any specific numerical values occurring in the charts. For the sake of completeness, here are some of the more important possible sources of error"

Hey did anyone ever tell you to go gently caress yourself? As in, stop posting, stop interacting with anyone, go throw yourself under a train or some poo poo?

Because if not, I'd like to be the first. I doubt I will be, though; your parents probably beat me to it

# ? Jul 7, 2016 01:01