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Darkhold posted:Repent and accept Jesus as your personal savior. The couple in the story were clearly Catholics that believed in doing good works and not salvation through Grace. I imagine the scene in Jurassic Park where it goes on about not saying the magic word.
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Jul 6, 2016 19:58
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Atreiden posted:I love this one, it has God literally punishing people with eternal torment, despite them having done nothing but good deeds. Why would you worship such an evil god? Because it's the objective truth The people that follow this nonsense aren't picking from a menu. For them, God being real and judging by faith alone is as self-evident as the sky being blue.
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zakharov posted:Because it's the objective truth They sure as gently caress do pick and choose. For example they tend to pick old testament poo poo like "eye for eye" and disregard new testament stuff like "love thy neighbor". Which is doubly dumb because the new testament are the actual teachings of the dude who gave their faith its loving name.
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My favorite thing about Chick Tracts is Jack Chick assumes no one ever has heard of Jesus until someone delivers a bible or talks to them or something. I mean, not only is Chick's theology... really lacking, but he seems to think that the world is entirely full of either saved people, unsaved people who would of course instantly believe if they just -heard about it- and unsaved people who don't deserve to be saved. Also he thinks catholics are evil
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Jul 6, 2016 21:23
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Admiral Joeslop posted:
I thought it was funny. That's all that masters.
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Jul 6, 2016 22:25
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Admiral Joeslop posted:
I *guess* I can understand not liking Vanilla Ice but who the hell hates Salt-N-Pepa? What a sick, twisted individual this is
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Jul 6, 2016 22:36
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Postal Parcel posted:I *guess* I can understand not liking Vanilla Ice but who the hell hates Salt-N-Pepa? What a sick, twisted individual this is I was just reading a blog about working at Action Park this weekend and there's a post about Noel Gallagher coming to the park to do a concert (spoiler: he did two songs in the freezing cold, then ran off into his limo). The comments section of the blog post mentioned Salt-N-Pepa as some of the many celebrities to visit the park, and how nice they were at the bungee tower.
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Jul 6, 2016 22:41
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Or maybe because the discussions are very dry and not really suited to rolling news?
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Jul 6, 2016 22:45
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Gloomy Rube posted:My favorite thing about Chick Tracts is Jack Chick assumes no one ever has heard of Jesus until someone delivers a bible or talks to them or something. I mean, not only is Chick's theology... really lacking, but he seems to think that the world is entirely full of either saved people, unsaved people who would of course instantly believe if they just -heard about it- and unsaved people who don't deserve to be saved. There was one where the at-risk soul was a guy who repeated "go to heaven for the climate, but hell for the company" like a mantra, and the Chick character had to very carefully explain that you don't actually get to hang out with people in hell because of all the constant unending torment. It's one of my favorites.
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Jul 6, 2016 22:54
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Kajeesus posted:There was one where the at-risk soul was a guy who repeated "go to heaven for the climate, but hell for the company" like a mantra, and the Chick character had to very carefully explain that you don't actually get to hang out with people in hell because of all the constant unending torment. It's one of my favorites. I can't remember if it was a Chick tract or the crazy After Eden guy, but my favorite is where a little kid asks if she'll see her dog again in heaven, and the dude responds with an angry rant about how animals don't have souls.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:14
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/southern_mayers/status/743257961351385088 At least every response is some form of "The gently caress is wrong with you?!"
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Jul 6, 2016 23:25
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Congrats you found an obvious "parody" "troll" account
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Jul 6, 2016 23:28
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Man that is one big blown out vagina.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:34
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If that sandwich one is true, I'm pretty sure that woman's daughters need to a see a doctor.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:37
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Rolo posted:Man that is one big blown out vagina. Like Coach McGuirk's pecs.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:39
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zakharov posted:Congrats you found an obvious "parody" "troll" account Decided to check out the linked blog https://jennifermayers.wordpress.com/ I get that its a troll account but man I would want to kill myself if I had to type all that filth out ironically "for the lol's"
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hyperhazard posted:I can't remember if it was a Chick tract or the crazy After Eden guy, but my favorite is where a little kid asks if she'll see her dog again in heaven, and the dude responds with an angry rant about how animals don't have souls. Dunno if it was James Herriot or someone else or it's just a well-worn one-liner, but I always want to give a hearty handshake to any religious person who says "Of course your pets will be there in heaven; otherwise it wouldn't be heaven, would it?"
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Jul 6, 2016 23:41
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Jul 6, 2016 23:50
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zakharov posted:Because it's the objective truth Well they have nitpicked some very specific parts to come to that conclusion, while ignoring other parts of the new testament.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:59
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I looked this up because I had to know the fallout, and holy poo poo, r/ambien is the funniest thing I've read in years.
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Jul 7, 2016 00:41
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Do you reckon his ballhair was a total hackjob or smooth as the mountain peaks?
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Jul 7, 2016 00:50
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This close, they always look like landscape.
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Jul 7, 2016 01:05
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Rolo posted:Man that is one big blown out vagina. Labia, I hope. 
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Jul 7, 2016 01:50
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Buzkashi posted:This close, they always look like landscape. 
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Jul 7, 2016 01:51
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Use Porn to Educate Yourself on What Women are Capable of Today I learned that sucking on a strap-on is very pleasurable for a woman and integral to lesbian sex.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Use Porn to Educate Yourself on What Women are Capable of Some pretty elaborate diamond heists, then.
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Jul 7, 2016 03:59
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More from the leader of the Green Party of Canada:
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Jul 7, 2016 04:15
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Pot Of Shoe posted:Today I learned that sucking on a strap-on is very pleasurable for a woman and integral to lesbian sex. Any man out there who is unsure of the merits of MGTOW probably doesn't fully understand what they're dealing with when a woman aborts a relationship. These men need an education on women in general. The best (shocking) illustration of what women really are capable of is pornography -- specifically MMF porn where a woman is getting double-teamed. It's a metaphor for how modern women deal with men in relationships. Realize that every woman you ever meet is just like the porn star in that split roast. Your girlfriends past and present, even your wife (if she's your ex wife you probably already know this to be true). When -- not if -- she leaves you there will already be another man in her life, emotionally and physically. You are not any more special or necessary to her than the two forgettable males featured in that scene. The sooner you figure that out the better off you will be knowing what to expect and that you need to be prepared for it. Pornography should educate men about why they should remain detached from women in general. In her production, she uses her body to get what she wants and men are just disposable props to get her off and get her paid. Being nice or a good provider doesn't earn you any special treatment. You're the new guy or the soon to be ex boyfriend/husband. You're paying for it either way.
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Data Graham posted:EVEN NOW SITHRAK OILS THE SPIT I have the sithrak shirt, it's p good
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Jul 7, 2016 04:45
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chaos rhames posted:Do you reckon his ballhair was a total hackjob or smooth as the mountain peaks? Super smooth. When you do something on ambien, you do something on ambien. He may not remember it, but he dedicated himself to being an artisan ball shaver that night. les enfants Terrific! has a new favorite as of 04:54 on Jul 7, 2016 |
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Jul 7, 2016 04:51
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Mak0rz posted:More from the leader of the Green Party of Canada: Oooof. Not only do you know what they're thinking the minute she starts to defend it, but still proceeds to just drive it home anyways. Amazing.
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All I can see is that the 'farmacy' is selling pie in unwrapped, unplated slices. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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Please tell me you know this person. Mu Zeta posted:https://twitter.com/pburtchaell/status/750494339860615169/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw BAE ON FLEEK FAM
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