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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

SpacePig posted:

a dumb Funco Pop thing

I'm not really into dropping money on plastic crap in general but Funco Pop is especially mystifying because intentionally making collectible figurines look as identical and interchangeable as possible seems to defeat the entire purpose of displaying them in the first place.

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Preem Palver
Jul 5, 2007
drat, the lootcrate is even worse than I always expected The only service of this type that ever seemed worth the money to me was the BurnBox, a similar thing for :420: smoking supplies that is now defunct. $30 would get you a decent pipe, a few trinkets (something like branded lighters, a joint roller, reusable tips, etc.), and selection of papers and blunt wraps. The value per box was really nice, as everything in the box would have set you back $60-70 if bought individually at the head shop, but after two months I had two new pipes and more than a year's worth of supplies for rolling, so I cancelled the box because I don't need an endless supply of pipes and papers. Neither does anyone else, apparently, which is why I got an e-mail several weeks ago to inform me they were ending their service altogether.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
I do not understand who could possibly get a lootcrate or other subscription box for more than a couple months and not think "I have to much of this now" to themselves.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


TestTube was great for cosmetics and beauty stuff--I got a very nice, very expensive brush one month--except they did start to repeat themselves after several months (I have at least three travel-sized bottles of this particular spray-on hair conditioner) and they don't bother finding out anything about their recipients like some subscription beauty boxes do. I wound up with a lot of anti-aging stuff (I may be :corsair: on SA, but I'm too young for wrinkle fillers), poo poo for curly hair and dry skin (I have stick-straight hair and not-dry skin), and makeup in colors that simply didn't work with my complexion. Even my mom got tired of me fobbing stuff off on her.

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Hirayuki posted:

TestTube was great for cosmetics and beauty stuff--I got a very nice, very expensive brush one month--except they did start to repeat themselves after several months (I have at least three travel-sized bottles of this particular spray-on hair conditioner) and they don't bother finding out anything about their recipients like some subscription beauty boxes do. I wound up with a lot of anti-aging stuff (I may be :corsair: on SA, but I'm too young for wrinkle fillers), poo poo for curly hair and dry skin (I have stick-straight hair and not-dry skin), and makeup in colors that simply didn't work with my complexion. Even my mom got tired of me fobbing stuff off on her.

BirchBox was better about tailoring stuff to individuals. Got some nice perfumes that I really liked a lot, and a handful of hair things I still use. I still ended up unsubscribing because I was accumulating a lot of poo poo I just wasn't using. I can't imagine what happens to 90% of the stuff in LootCrates. Landfills, I guess.

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Hirayuki posted:

My husband got some post-apocalyptic wasteland 'Crate. His boss tried to make it seem relevant by talking about how my husband's homeland of Australia is practically a post-apocalyptic wasteland already. Problem is, my husband's from New Zealand. Also, he doesn't play video games and hasn't even heard of 90 percent of the poo poo in this box.

Any takers?

Your husband has never heard of Fallout, Terminator and Robocop?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


ravenkult posted:

Your husband has never heard of Fallout, Terminator and Robocop?
Terminator, vaguely; Robocop, a little more. Fallout, not at all--he's not a gamer in the slightest. He lived a sheltered life in NZ and only came here in his mid-twenties, in '97 or so. At least he's putting the Robocop shirt to use when he mows the lawn.

More on-topic: Whose bright idea was it to use whistling in every other commercial lately? It drives me nuts. I thought it was just a US thing, but no, I was in Japan earlier this month, and it's the same over there. It's like all the rear end in a top hat marketers (but I repeat myself) got together and said, "Okay, here's the new thing: whistling."

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

ravenkult posted:

Your husband has never heard of Fallout, Terminator and Robocop?

One of these things is not like the other in terms of general public awareness. Can you spot it?

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Last Chance posted:

One of these things is not like the other in terms of general public awareness. Can you spot it?

Sure, but what's the 90% he's not remotely aware of? The cult movies The Matrix and Terminator?

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Zaphod42 posted:

Even in the ad though, he gets a bunch of poo poo. There's an oven mitt that doesn't even fit him and a hulk bobblehead.

That oven mitt was so bad that it was recalled for melting.

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

podcast ads are a necessary evil, since we get good things like griffinspacejam.com from it

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

I love how Lootcrate is a very old scam meant for senile senior citizens that has just been re-branded to target nerds.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The only subscription box thing I'd probably do is one I saw that mails you Japanese candies and snacks, because at least you could eat the things in the box and you wouldn't have to deal with them being around. Also Japanese candy is good.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

IShallRiseAgain posted:

I love how Lootcrate is a very old scam meant for senile senior citizens that has just been re-branded to target nerds.

It reminds me of those flea market grab bags. It was always just a paper sack of useless unwanted garbage, but at least they only cost a dollar.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Waffleman_ posted:

The only subscription box thing I'd probably do is one I saw that mails you Japanese candies and snacks, because at least you could eat the things in the box and you wouldn't have to deal with them being around. Also Japanese candy is good.

There is one that does snacks and candies from all over the world, not just Japan , and it's apparently pretty nice from the videos I've seen. Called MunchPak I think?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Tired Moritz posted:

what kind of boss buys you stuff

My boss took us to a casino and handed us $200

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That boss sounds awesome. You're from Australia or something, right? Here, have some Fallout poo poo

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Ashens recently had a video about ToyBoxes and the 80s one is just appalling:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtOuFG_9UkY

lovely MASK miniset that's missing the figure, new-style MotU figure with no accessories, and 1/4 of a Micromasters squad. Very obviously the company's way of getting rid of incomplete stock that no collector's gonna touch. I'll give them one thing, it's extremely authentic because as a kid you'd lose the accessories and 3/4 of your Micromasters anyway, but on the other hand, there's digging through your parents' attic for some nostalgia stuff and there's paying for a Toybox plus shipping.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Improbable Lobster posted:

I do not understand who could possibly get a lootcrate or other subscription box for more than a couple months and not think "I have to much of this now" to themselves.

Retrieving a package from my apartment complex's closet of packages indicates that at least 4 people at my complex subscribe to Lootcrate.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

My favorite podcast pimped Naturebox for a while. It's a lovely service with crappy snacks. Just go to trader joe's and buy a tub of pretzels and peanuts for $5.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Waffleman_ posted:

The only subscription box thing I'd probably do is one I saw that mails you Japanese candies and snacks, because at least you could eat the things in the box and you wouldn't have to deal with them being around. Also Japanese candy is good.
And Snakku sends out Japanese goodies you can't actually buy at your local grocery store! I'm not paying anything per month to get a box of goddamn Pocky, green-tea Kitkats, and those lovely ripoff Botan Ame chews, but getting local sweets from smaller "artisan" places around Japan--things I can't even find at the Japanese expat supermarket here--is a much more appealing proposition.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Gann Jerrod posted:

That oven mitt was so bad that it was recalled for melting.

Wow that's lovely. And I guess that means you're out part of your lootcrate that month, I really doubt they sent replacement gifts or whatever.

What a load of poo poo.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Mu Zeta posted:

My favorite podcast pimped Naturebox for a while. It's a lovely service with crappy snacks. Just go to trader joe's and buy a tub of pretzels and peanuts for $5.

But these snacks are GMO free and whatnot! And delivered straight to my door! Sure, I only get what amounts to a handful of snacks for the price of a large bag of chips, but come on! Nature!

I remember actually looking into it once, thinking maybe it'd be cool to give a try at least once. There was basically no size information on the site without having to do math using serving size suggestions, and the clearest one was their fig bars. 5 in a bag.

Mr E
Sep 18, 2007

I used to subscribe to Lootcrate but realized that I didn't need more t-shirts or pop vinyls finally.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Iron Crowned posted:

Retrieving a package from my apartment complex's closet of packages indicates that at least 4 people at my complex subscribe to Lootcrate.

Do you live in a college town where it's a college for nerds like RIT?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Does someone have a link to that SA-Mart thread where a goon literally scammed a bunch of other goons into his fake Lootcrate-esque service?

IIRC, he was literally sending out his trash in boxes at like $20-$25 a pop, "guaranteeing" that there was at least $30 or so worth of merch in them.

He even showed pictures of his company's "office" that some other goon figured out was just a loving conference room in some university's student union.

Hell, it might even have already been mentioned/linked to in this thread.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Literal trash? Empty boxes of Fruity Pebbles, squeezed out roll of butt ointment?

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

DrBouvenstein posted:

Does someone have a link to that SA-Mart thread where a goon literally scammed a bunch of other goons into his fake Lootcrate-esque service?

IIRC, he was literally sending out his trash in boxes at like $20-$25 a pop, "guaranteeing" that there was at least $30 or so worth of merch in them.

He even showed pictures of his company's "office" that some other goon figured out was just a loving conference room in some university's student union.

Hell, it might even have already been mentioned/linked to in this thread.

Don't have the link, but I remember reading that thread. That was ridiculous.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mu Zeta posted:

My favorite podcast pimped Naturebox for a while. It's a lovely service with crappy snacks. Just go to trader joe's and buy a tub of pretzels and peanuts for $5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nemw0KkHRAs

I'm always seeing this commercial playing on TV, and holy poo poo is it pretentious

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

PenguinKnight posted:

podcast ads are a necessary evil, since we get good things like griffinspacejam.com from it

Podcast ads are bad, ads for podcasts are the worst. I only listen to a few McElroy bros programs on the MaxFun network and without fail every ad for other shows on it is a grab bag of insufferable 30-somethings that sound like cartoon characters and are incapable of actually giving you a reason to care about them and their hot pop culture scoops when it's the entire show. And considering how quickly they hemorrhage shows and then bring on more garbage to replace them I don't think anyone is actually interested in what they keep pushing.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Wanamingo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nemw0KkHRAs

I'm always seeing this commercial playing on TV, and holy poo poo is it pretentious

The "first box free" thing reminds me of how Blue Apron advertises saying that you can get like three or so meals free but what they fail to mention is that you only get that if you pay for multiple orders.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Guy Mann posted:

Podcast ads are bad, ads for podcasts are the worst. I only listen to a few McElroy bros programs on the MaxFun network and without fail every ad for other shows on it is a grab bag of insufferable 30-somethings that sound like cartoon characters and are incapable of actually giving you a reason to care about them and their hot pop culture scoops when it's the entire show. And considering how quickly they hemorrhage shows and then bring on more garbage to replace them I don't think anyone is actually interested in what they keep pushing.

MaxFun seems like the wooooooorst part of the Mcelroy family of shows.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




My Lovely Horse posted:

Ashens recently had a video about ToyBoxes and the 80s one is just appalling:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtOuFG_9UkY

I have no interest in any of these pop-culture boxes at all and I don't recognize a good 90% of the stuff in them, but for some reason I can't stop watching this guy's videos.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Ashens gets a lot of mileage out of "A guy looks at weird products on a couch." The fact that he's not insufferable works too.

Veotax
May 16, 2006


Improbable Lobster posted:

MaxFun seems like the wooooooorst part of the Mcelroy family of shows.

When I binged my way through The Adventure Zone the only episode I skipped was the one where the Flop House guys took over, I listened to like twenty minutes of it and skipped to the next real episode (though I did listen to the Flop House episode that the Macelroys did). Those people were insufferable.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Waffleman_ posted:

Ashens gets a lot of mileage out of "A guy looks at weird products on a couch." The fact that he's not insufferable works too.

He's basically inoffensive, and he's got enough expertise to talk intelligently about the stuff he's looking at. He worked in a toy shop, so he knows stuff like "I can tell by the feel of the plastic that this will break if a kid plays with it" and "this is from a standard mould so all that will set it apart is the paint work." Also he's got a nicely eclectic taste in what makes a toy or game good and interesting.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
My wife gets HorrorBlock and it's been worthwhile - a horror movie themed t-shirt, a Vinyl Pop, some trinket like a zombie door stop or stickers, a copy of Rue Morgue magazine, and a cheesy straight-to-DVD movie.

We cancelled LootCrate and one other two or three months in, but we've had HorrorBlock for a year now.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Veotax posted:

When I binged my way through The Adventure Zone the only episode I skipped was the one where the Flop House guys took over, I listened to like twenty minutes of it and skipped to the next real episode (though I did listen to the Flop House episode that the Macelroys did). Those people were insufferable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx4ZSQCXAa0

"Listen to our podcast where you can hear me, the man with the most annoying voice in the world, sing badly on purpose v:razz:~"

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS
Well thanks to you guys TIL what the gently caress a "vinyl pop" is and now I want to subscribe to HorrorBlock. My wallet hates you. :argh:

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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Mu Zeta posted:

My favorite podcast pimped Naturebox for a while. It's a lovely service with crappy snacks. Just go to trader joe's and buy a tub of pretzels and peanuts for $5.

Goons went crazy for either Naturebox or Graze when it first started. There was a huge referrals thread and everyone was raving about the snacks they were getting.

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