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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

the guys on the couch remind me of what it's like when you re forced to go hang out with your girlfriend's stupid friends for an afternoon

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nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

I feel a little bad. He seems very jovial about showing off the stuff the Trials community made in-game but none of it is very, eeeennnntertaining,

An hour and a half of this. Yikes

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
I've been cured of my fears. I can catch this one later lol.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Jarogue posted:

COMPUTER

thank you friend, I realized

Your Computer posted:

Maybe the GDQ crew did this for our health. We can now take a break, turn off the monitor and lie down to get our pulse down from the Tetris run.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

The worst part is, as boring as it is I can't take my eyes off this horrible human Rayman's extant human arms

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
I've never played Trials but I enjoyed watching Mike B's Will It Donkey series on the you tubes.

This...not so much. Turns out challenge, editing and an some energy really makes a lot of difference. Feel a bit bad for them.

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy

Here you go kids, be haunted by Yoshi's infernal gaze.
Thanks dad.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

You should all just go watch the Jak & Daxter run instead while you wait for this to be over.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I think we need a cane to come from offscreen and pull this guy off the stage

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
when's kevinddr custom itg showcase

Icetongue
Jun 22, 2015
To be fair, the stages that are being shown are pretty clever and creative, buuuuut there is not much to the game itself and the commentary is lacking. This would be perfect for a great-chemistry-couch, but instead we have a lot of dead air filled by donations.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

The way his horrible human Rayman body is gyrating realistically on this bike

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

ArbitraryC posted:

I think we need a cane to come from offscreen and pull this guy off the stage

I kept laughing on the trainride home cause I was thinking of this exactly

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

What is also hurting this run is its completely absent soundtrack. Just the sounds of a flaccid dirtybike revving up and down.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Bring Back Bonesaw.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

WHY IS SONIC COLLECTING ORBS. SONIC COLLECTS RINGS. gently caress this, I'm out.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
heh

sonic

Renounced
Nov 8, 2005


POSTING ON THE INTERNET

ArbitraryC posted:

I think we need a cane to come from offscreen and pull this guy off the stage

Shame, I was looking forward to Trails but these guys have barely said a word about the mechanics of the game. :eng99:

Or barely anything at all for that matter.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Bring Back Bonesaw.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
You're too slow

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'm just not sure what this has to do with games being quick.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

On second thought maybe Man Ray the Rayman wasn't so bad

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



This needed 45 minutes of an enthusiastic group with really technical tricks with the hopes that it'd turn into a Mario Maker style event down the line.

But this...this is not good.

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


beep by grandpa posted:

WHY IS SONIC COLLECTING ORBS. SONIC COLLECTS RINGS. gently caress this, I'm out.

Its the orbs from Sonic 3 Special Stage.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Well on the brightside I needed to do some chores anyways so I commend the stream for making me take a break

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
sanic ball

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

Is this even a speedrun? serious question

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
what if qwop...was dirtbike???

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

beep by grandpa posted:

What is also hurting this run is its completely absent soundtrack. Just the sounds of a flaccid dirtybike revving up and down.

I agree

have some cool music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWRMSn63yb0

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
this dude's loving awful at this game

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I was honestly really surprised the Trials exhibition got accepted because I figured it'd go down basically exactly the way it's going down.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
okay if any of you sacrifices your time watching this lemme know if it gets better because idgaf right now

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
*runs into static objects at very slow speed* wow, i should speed run this game i'm so epic

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

AGDQ needs an AGDQ Umpire who just crouches next to the console staring at the runner with his hand on the power switch for the entirety of the run. Just this fat as hell dude sweating and crouched over your console so if your run sucks dick or it goes one second over the EST he just cuts your loving power and sends you back to the speedrunner bench.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
I'm sure it's harder than it looks, but this just looks so slow.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
i think they could make a lot of money if they unlocked a donation goal to end the run now

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
To be fair though the second half of this is a ninja track exhibition and that should be quite a bit more interesting. They should honestly just skip straight to that.

beef express
Sep 7, 2005

The highest technique is to have no technique.
the absolute gently caress is this garbage

Beasteh
Feb 12, 2012

I'M QUESTIONING MY EXISTENCE AND THIS IDIOT JUST WANTS TO PEE OFF A WALL

goatface posted:

I'm just not sure what this has to do with games being quick.

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Vib Ribbon you uncultured swine, it's called Vib Ribbon

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