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MrMoo posted:and somehow it's only webdev's that take the heat for being terrible. i think mumps gets plenty of heat
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raminasi posted:i think mumps gets plenty of heat worse than that, this is vb6. If it were mumps I could have just cached that poo poo in the user's process state array and grabbed it back with like two lines of code.
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Jul 8, 2016 00:29
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:worse than that, this is vb6. If it were mumps I could have just cached that poo poo in the user's process state array and grabbed it back with like two lines of code. piss christ, of course it's still vb6. are they at least on win7 now?
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LordSaturn posted:piss christ, of course it's still vb6. are they at least on win7 now? we don't support anything less we are hypothetically transitioning to c#.net but who the gently caress actually has time to rewrite poo poo when there's bugs to fix and change orders to do
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HoboMan posted:it's me, i'm the rear end in a top hat who worries about performance in enterprise-grade internal apps. *waits 15 minutes after login for his garbage fuckbonfire corporate pc to become responsive*
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Mr Dog posted:*waits 15 minutes after login for his garbage fuckbonfire corporate pc to become responsive* dont doxx me
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qa fails user story because they say their gently caress off element id's aren't set log in to perfecto and open object inspector and first thing i see is their element names send email to qa with screenshots they say it's not the correct naming convention and send a list of the names that should be there i respond with those strings are literally in the screenshots i took ----- my question is how do i gently caress with qa without loving myself?
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KidDynamite posted:
get your product owner excited about cucumber
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Jul 8, 2016 03:16
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maybe try writing perfect bug free code so they dont have any issues to discover
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use lots of iframes
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Jul 8, 2016 03:26
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today i spent all day fixing this bug: someone used && instead of || had to hotfix it too
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:get your product owner excited about cucumber these guys are writing the gherkin scripts...
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HoboMan posted:today i spent all day fixing this bug: someone used && instead of || lol if you dont hotfix everything 
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Jul 8, 2016 03:58
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https://www.quora.com/Homework-Question-How-do-I-write-a-program-that-produces-the-following-output-1
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HoboMan posted:today i spent all day fixing this bug: someone used && instead of || "someone"
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Plorkyeran posted:blender had an actual ui designer come in and redesign things. it's still a complex and hard to use program, but it's no longer just bad for no good reason on top of that *right clicks to select this post* *left clicks to adjust settings* *right clicks to end adjustment*
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Theory: let's use a dsl so that non-coders can write <whatever code> Reality: non-coders still won't write code and coders want to use an actual programming language.
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Wheany posted:Theory: let's use a dsl so that non-coders can write <whatever code> Solution: Design DSLs as free monads in Haskell. Haskell's do notation makes it a kind of DSL DSL.
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Wheany posted:*right clicks to select this post* Clicks a button in an attempt to adjust what looks like a setting, but ends up launching some kind of function.
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Jul 8, 2016 14:04
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:we don't support anything less lol how long have you been there, they were "transitioning to C#.net" when I left and that was in 2009
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Wheany posted:Theory: let's use a dsl so that non-coders can write <whatever code> the dsls were using two different dumb testing frameworks that were just crippled programming languages in disguise and someone proposing a third crippled programming language in disguise to replace one of the existing testing frameworks we ended up ignoring the suggestion and burning down using the testing framework which had probably a year or more of invested manhours at my latest job and just using C# to replace these types of tests
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my title is now senior web developer, is this going to make getting another job harder or easier?
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harder because part of being a senior is mentoring noobs and lmao is there even enough money to make that worthwhile?
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Power Ambient posted:harder because part of being a senior is mentoring noobs and lmao is there even enough money to make that worthwhile? Man I guess I should talk to these interns much more
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KidDynamite posted:Man I guess I should talk to these interns much more if they're not clamoring all over you, then someone else is taking care of it
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comedyblissoption posted:the dsls were using two different dumb testing frameworks that were just crippled programming languages in disguise robot and cucumber
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Bloody posted:"someone" i don't know how to do a blame on TFS e: there's years of commits here all i got so far is it happened sometime after the file was first made, but before i did some major work on this file last month e2: it's in a change set from before i started working on this so confirmed not my fault  i guess it was one of those magical things that where it was so broken it still works somehow, like when you gently caress up doing a math problem several times but still get the right answer in the end HoboMan fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jul 8, 2016 |
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LordSaturn posted:lol how long have you been there, they were "transitioning to C#.net" when I left and that was in 2009 since 2012. soooo, theres a couple things slowing us down. one is, as you probably know as an escapee, the constant churn of retrofitting loving everything to our demanding customers. also the most recent release had *problems* and the two IUs that were hypothetically supposed to fix this instead got squandered squeezing in more enhancements because nobody has any fuckin judgement and this resulted in a companywide "drop everything and only do sus for 2 months" thing. then when everything got back to normal the .net infrastructure team sent out an email that basically said "hey y'all, you know that web framework weve been yelling at you to move to for a decade? uh, well, any activity in it will shield of justice for 10 seconds before loading and were not sure why or what to do about it, so maybe hold off on that kthxbyeeee" despite this my team added some screens in .net because our demo team demanded "prettier screens for demos", but all they did was make the vb control invisible and then bind every control on the new screen to a control on the old vb screen. no i had nothing to do with that decision.
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Guy asking a question on Experts Exchange: "Selecting a line, cutting, and pasting takes too long in Eclipse. Is there an easier way to move single lines around?" Me: "Alt-Up and Alt-Down." Guy: "Do you have to select the line first?" Ugh why wouldn't you just try what I said first it would take a tenth of the time! This is beyond just terrible programmer, right? Though an unwillingness to try things out is definitely a hallmark of terrible programmers.
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why the gently caress are you answering idiot questions on expert sexchange dot biz
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just paste exactly that line to him. problem solved
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GameCube posted:why the gently caress are you answering idiot questions on expert sexchange dot biz
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I didn't know that site still existed, I thought Stack Overflow punched it and took its lunch money
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GameCube posted:why the gently caress are you answering idiot questions on expert sexchange dot biz I work there, so I have a free account! (AMA)
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:since 2012.  you, dratLeftistMuslimObama posted:uh, well, any activity in it will shield of justice for 10 seconds before loading and were not sure why or what to do about it, so maybe hold off on that kthxbyeeee" I think I can work out from context that this much mean "dead loving freeze your browser" but I'm not sure, what does this mean
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CPColin posted:I work there, so I have a free account! (AMA) they still exist enough to pay people to use the site? or do they just scrape snack overflow for content to monetize now?
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eschaton posted:they still exist enough to pay people to use the site? They don't pay me to use the site. They pay me to program the site! quote:or do they just scrape snack overflow for content to monetize now? Not that I know of!
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CPColin posted:(AMA) why
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LordSaturn posted:
that spinny "waiting" animation that comes up when things are loading? its code is in shieldofjustice.cs. its called the fuckin shield of justice 
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