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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


Imagine being in one of those cars and needing to take a poo poo.

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Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBz3PqA2Fmc&t=151s

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




mdemone posted:

If I were him I would strip naked and lay down spreadeagled in the nearest parking lot, and just wait.

If he still has that gun in his hands he's gonna die tonight.

yeah cops never kill naked black men on the ground

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
The guy wouldn't get any money, they called him a "suspect".

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Grant DaNasty posted:

Imagine being in one of those cars and needing to take a poo poo.
That's why I always keep a chamber pot under the front seat. Just slop out when you come to a railroad crossing.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



nobody actually saw the shooter, no shooter was shot, no shooter was caught. the reports of the shooter are probably just from open carry nigga sightings earlier. even the fox reporters said they saw him earlier

seems like he did a pro move firing from a parking garage and driving a bike away, that's what I do in gta v all the time and it always works

Furious Mittens
Oct 14, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

Black Baby Goku posted:

The Open Carry Nigga

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


imagine the freeway in california not moving..

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013


I hope I don't have to deal with any of this retard poo poo where I live. I have to drive past the police station on the way home from work.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
That guy won't get any money because the cops will kill him and get away with it

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
i feel sorry for open carry nigga, hes gonna die tonight

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

ethanol posted:

nobody actually saw the shooter, no shooter was shot, no shooter was caught. the reports of the shooter are probably just from open carry nigga sightings earlier. even the fox reporters said they saw him earlier

seems like he did a pro move firing from a parking garage and driving a bike away, that's what I do in gta v all the time and it always works
We are all the shooter.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


lol

speng31b
May 8, 2010

ethanol posted:

nobody actually saw the shooter, no shooter was shot, no shooter was caught. the reports of the shooter are probably just from open carry nigga sightings earlier. even the fox reporters said they saw him earlier

Maybe. Guy being interviewed by local news reporter claimed he saw someone firing in the air at street level.

LostRook
Jun 7, 2013

Retail Slave posted:


So what's the alternative? No cops at all? I'm positive this solution wouldn't descend society into complete chaos.

I'd like to return to the wonderful times when police were effectively the private militia of the rich.

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
more gunfire going on in the parking garage

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

Black Baby Goku posted:

The Open Carry Nigga

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McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

LostRook posted:

I'd like to return to the wonderful times when police were effectively the private militia of the rich.

Ummmmm about that

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Black hides splatter

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
And I thought the worst thing to come out of the Dallas area tonight was the Texas Rangers game.


Ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, seriously though the baseball game was really bad.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Blazing Zero posted:

i feel sorry for open carry nigga, hes gonna die tonight

This

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

TeeMerk posted:

more gunfire going on in the parking garage

Tom Clancy's: The Division irl

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Retail Slave posted:

"There are no innocent cops." Wow. I know you hate cops dude but you're kind of painting with a broad brush there.

So what's the alternative? No cops at all? I'm positive this solution wouldn't descend society into complete chaos.

Hmm what's the alternative here? Nothing. The cops will kill and kill and oppress and oppress until society itself collapses. Just because they're needed to protect corporate interests doesn't mean you don't have a choice not to become a cop.

But to answer your question, the only remedy is a system that isn't driven entirely by profit, one where the only barrier between order and chaos isn't the threat of state violence. Bring on the fall of civilisation, thanks.

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

speng31b posted:

Maybe. Guy being interviewed by local news reporter claimed he saw someone firing in the air at street level.

Well if guy says so it must be true.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Black Baby Goku posted:

It's the truth

So you're judging the actions of a large group by the actions of those who made headlines for bad things. Hrm... let's examine this here....

*black man arrested for some crime*

*Hispanic man arrested for some crime*

*Muslim man arrested for some crime*

SEE?? SEE?? ALL THOSE BROWNS ARE NO GOOD! YOU ALWAYS SEE THEM ON THE NEWS COMMITTING CRIMES! THEY'RE ALL ROTTEN!!

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice
Pokemon Go players are hardcore

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Blazing Zero posted:

i feel sorry for open carry nigga, hes gonna die tonight

Best thing he can do is call up the most Jewish lawyer he can find and have him escort him to the police. If the Jewish guy gets shot...oooooohhhh boooyyyy so everyone's gonna have to control themselves.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Smart Cop: Computer, show me all images of a Black Man open carrying in Dallas

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

THE PWNER posted:

Hmm what's the alternative here? Nothing. The cops will kill and kill and oppress and oppress until society itself collapses. Just because they're needed to protect corporate interests doesn't mean you don't have a choice not to become a cop.

But to answer your question, the only remedy is a system that isn't driven entirely by profit, one where the only barrier between order and chaos isn't the threat of state violence. Bring on the fall of civilisation, thanks.

This is all correct btw

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

GOD IS BED posted:

Pokemon Go players are hardcore

Servers dropped at the worst time for the guy.

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

I'd likely just poo poo on the freeway. It seems all bets are off.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

THE PWNER posted:

Hmm what's the alternative here? Nothing. The cops will kill and kill and oppress and oppress until society itself collapses. Just because they're needed to protect corporate interests doesn't mean you don't have a choice not to become a cop.

But to answer your question, the only remedy is a system that isn't driven entirely by profit, one where the only barrier between order and chaos isn't the threat of state violence. Bring on the fall of civilisation, thanks.

Ok, so how is the cop who responds to a call where some dude is beating the poo poo out of his wife/girlfriend protecting a corporate interest? How is the cop who arrests a guy who molested a child protecting a corporate interest?

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Black Baby Goku posted:

Smart Cop: Computer, show me all images of a Black Man open carrying in Dallas

Searching..

Searching...

Loading OpenCarryNigga.jpg

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Gatts posted:

Best thing he can do is call up the most Jewish lawyer he can find and have him escort him to the police. If the Jewish guy gets shot...oooooohhhh boooyyyy so everyone's gonna have to control themselves.

oh man if the black collective were to ally with the Jewish Hivemind we'd be in serious trouble

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

Shinjobi posted:

And I thought the worst thing to come out of the Dallas area tonight was the Texas Rangers game.


Ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, seriously though the baseball game was really bad.

Get well Colby and Yu

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Retail Slave posted:

So you're judging the actions of a large group by the actions of those who made headlines for bad things. Hrm... let's examine this here....

*black man arrested for some crime*

*Hispanic man arrested for some crime*

*Muslim man arrested for some crime*

SEE?? SEE?? ALL THOSE BROWNS ARE NO GOOD! YOU ALWAYS SEE THEM ON THE NEWS COMMITTING CRIMES! THEY'RE ALL ROTTEN!!

Cops protect corporate and rich interests. They kill innocent people, and defend the "bad ones". They are all complacent being part of the system of oppression.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
So we should now report anyone who is carrying a gun in Texas.

ohhhhhh boy are those phone lines lit

LostRook
Jun 7, 2013

Retail Slave posted:

Ok, so how is the cop who responds to a call where some dude is beating the poo poo out of his wife/girlfriend protecting a corporate interest? How is the cop who arrests a guy who molested a child protecting a corporate interest?

Uh...

You're racist.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Gatts posted:

Best thing he can do is call up the most Jewish lawyer he can find and have him escort him to the police. If the Jewish guy gets shot...oooooohhhh boooyyyy so everyone's gonna have to control themselves.

open carry nigga opens with a jewish defense to C2

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Shinjobi posted:

And I thought the worst thing to come out of the Dallas area tonight was the Texas Rangers game.
I loved that outfielder they brought in to basically send softball tosses at the Twins hitters in the top of the 9th.

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