Breaking News - 2 Policemen shot in Dallas, Tx.. during protest march

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RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

If these folks are ex military then I think this could lead to a positive discussion about America's active war mongering for the past 15 years and the condition of of Veteran's Affairs. Billions have been spent training our citizens how to murder for tenuous reasons. Then, when they come home they have difficulty getting support for PTSD or countless other conditions.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:20

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 13:24

Ivan Shitskin: Nov 29, 2002

So the guy is still in a standoff with the cops?

What if he suddenly needs to take a poo poo? Maybe he thought of all this beforehand.

Stay safe diaper sniper

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:21

my turn in the barrel: Dec 31, 2007

KennyLoggins posted:

I will ~~eat~~ destroy ISIS

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:21

McNutty: Feb 25, 2007; Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

atomicthumbs posted:

all kinds of rhinoceros returned to the plains of africa and flourished. birds sang, trees grew through old houses, plowed fields withered to nothing and regrew naturally, and the prairies returned to the midwest.

the whales already where we went, and sang a song together out of respect, audible oceanwide in the SOFAR channel ; they had known it was coming, and respected the collective, subconscious decision.

hahahaha

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:21

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Space Jam posted:

i work in downtown dallas. it's gonna be a loving shitshow tomorrow morning.

sorry that people's lives ending are inconveniencing your schedule

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:21

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

FuriousxGeorge posted:

wikipedia posted:

On February 1, 2013, Walsh filed a motion to terminate child support obligations,[89] claiming that as he was now unemployed he was unable to contribute to the support of his five children.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:22

Hexel: Nov 18, 2011

looks north african to me

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:22

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

VR Native American posted:

Look out for my new app Snufflr

holy poo poo that isn't the name of an existing app

the closest thing is snifflr, a social network for dogs

get to work, you could be rich.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:22

McNutty: Feb 25, 2007; Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

Kenzie posted:

So the guy is still in a standoff with the cops?

What if he suddenly needs to take a poo poo? Maybe he thought of all this beforehand.

Stay safe diaper sniper

Diaper astronaut wins again

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:22

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

There are loving love hearts bubbling out from the livestream I'm watching. Reality needs to stop taking the piss.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:23

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

rip

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:23

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Orange Red Bull posted:

looks north african to me

in the dark we are all black

makes u think

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:23

Hexel: Nov 18, 2011

that old white cop had no chance really

i fully expect someone to make a GTA style WASTED gif

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:23

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

dogs escaped, bred with each other, and turned into colorful wolves, with a faint longing in their hearts for something that was gone forever. cats didn't really care all that much, but still thought about us occasionally until we were forgotten. various caged rodents were sprung from their prisons by their compatriots and went free.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:23

Olothreutes: Mar 31, 2007

Another periscope stream, different location: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vAxRpkkDdyGl Better quality, and closer it seems.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:23

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

you don't have to be insane to murder someone. normal-rear end people have been murdering each other over random poo poo for as long as the species has existed.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:24

Kainser: Apr 27, 2010; O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

KennyLoggins posted:

The most halfassed blurring

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:24

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Orange Red Bull posted:

looks north african to me

It's either a sasquatch w/ tactical training or a magic eye painting that divines inherent bias.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:25

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Kainser posted:

The most halfassed blurring

Soon all will know the name Linda Glocke

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:25

Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

Kainser posted:

The most halfassed blurring

Landi Glecko

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:25

LostRook: Jun 7, 2013

Ace of Baes posted:

lets look at the most recent mass shootings
orlando: terrorism
san bernadino: terrorism
colorado springs: conservative white guy
oregon: white supremacist
chattanooga: terrorism-ish/crazy muslim guy
charleston: white supremacist
eliot rodger: half white/half malaysian guy
ft hood: really white puerto rican

yeah i mean angry white men are competing pretty closely with isis but i think they have an edge right now
weird how there's a distinct lack of black guys on there

The Oregon shooter was mixed race, so I think you've crossed your wires in general. Statistics are more useful.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:25

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Space Jam posted:

i work in downtown dallas. it's gonna be a loving shitshow tomorrow morning.

good news - you got the day off!

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:25

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

wildfires raged through forests that hadn't seen them in decades. the fire-sensitive trees finally popped their cones and gave their lives to sprout anew, expanding the wildlands into what used to be ours.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:25

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Olothreutes posted:

Another periscope stream, different location: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vAxRpkkDdyGl Better quality, and closer it seems.

drat that person is ready to snack

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:25

Zotix: Aug 14, 2011

Ace of Baes posted:

lets look at the most recent mass shootings
orlando: terrorism
san bernadino: terrorism
colorado springs: conservative white guy
oregon: white supremacist
chattanooga: terrorism-ish/crazy muslim guy
charleston: white supremacist
eliot rodger: half white/half malaysian guy
ft hood: really white puerto rican

yeah i mean angry white men are competing pretty closely with isis but i think they have an edge right now
weird how there's a distinct lack of black guys on there

You forgot about this one...
http://nypost.com/2015/11/22/at-least-10-people-shot-at-new-orleans-park/

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:25

Sperghetti: Apr 21, 2010

ITT We Advocate for the Total Destruction of All Guns and All Cops!

Guys wtf am I supposed to do in lawless futureland when my dipshit peers and neighbors roll up to my crib and rip the copper out of my walls for meth money and rape my butt for good measure? You haven't thought this through, please reconsider!

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:25

Bill Barber: Aug 26, 2015; Hot Rope Guy

Olothreutes posted:

Another periscope stream, different location: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vAxRpkkDdyGl Better quality, and closer it seems.

Thanks for the link. Great content so far.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:26

Olothreutes: Mar 31, 2007

Lord Binky posted:

drat that person is ready to snack

Yeah that went rapidly from a good image of the building to shots of a hotel room and snacks. My bad.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:26

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

im gonna go to sleep but i hope when i wake up the earth is destroyed and gay

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:27

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

KennyLoggins posted:

Nice blur filter, you really protected the identity of Linda Glocks

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:27

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

Lord Binky posted:

drat that person is ready to snack

i keep bunches of bananas in every room of my home so I have them at the ready, at all times

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:27

LostRook: Jun 7, 2013

Sperghetti posted:

ITT We Advocate for the Total Destruction of All Guns and All Cops!

Guys wtf am I supposed to do in lawless futureland when my dipshit peers and neighbors roll up to my crib and rip the copper out of my walls for meth money and rape my butt for good measure? You haven't thought this through, please reconsider!

Do you really think goons would have a problem with that hypothetical situation?

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:27

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Hahaha "I hope the shooter isn't watching my periscope...If he is....good luck."

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:27

motherbox: Jul 19, 2013

Gunfire on https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ZkJzvbbqAqJv

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:28

NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

LostRook posted:

White people make up 58% of mass shooters by most measurements, which is well below their population percentage.

Only because White people make up most of the America population. If you treat Arabic ethnicity as different statistically, they are well above crazy rear end white dudes.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:28