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FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
Did you order the xtra large DEATH LOVERS pizza?

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THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
where's the vid of Dorner 2.0 taking out Pig from Point Blank?

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

mike12345 posted:

"deep dish? what the fu- *BOOM*

To this day there are debates if the bombing was a mercy killing.

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

I often wonder why someone from the future hasn't traveled back to our time and saved us from ourselves...

The answer came to me last night... there is no future...

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

Did you order the xtra large DEATH LOVERS pizza?

Go home papa john you're drunk

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

urseus posted:

Why did they have to robot bomb him to death ? It's been 100 years since we invented mustard gas, and in that time we haven't invented some kind of short range purple knock out gas ?

Well you have to use the bomb robots SOMETIME. Geez.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Lmao @ Texas driving an explosive robot
into a suspect.

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!

Blazing Zero posted:

does anyone know if ja rule gave a statement yet

no but hopefully this will be enough for you

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




You know that bomb disposal robocop was a cop, because it killed a guy.

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
"alright guys what we got to deal with this"

"an entire array of military weaponry. grenades and bombs of all types, which can be thrown. bazookas."

"get some c4 and strap it to this $5 million dollar robot then"

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
did it read him his rights? or at least give him ten seconds to comply?

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

rear end cobra posted:

Lol they blew him up with the robot

We're sending the robot with some sprite let's negotiate

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I am not disappointed that I clicked on this thread because I learned that we have apparently developed and deployed exploding death robots or the cops have simply weaponized the bomb-exploding robots

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Is the race war over yet?

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Blacktoll posted:

Lmao @ Texas driving an explosive robot
into a suspect.

robot controlling cop: "all those years jihad jeeping in battlefield is gonna pay off big today"

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

it seems cruel to force a bomb defusal bot to blow someone up..

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Do we know who the suspects were? BLM or was this a Reichstag fire?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Told Two Times posted:

Is the race war over yet?

Yup, in a surprising development Blacks Win

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
So Texas the place that loves it's guns was useless against shooters? Where were the open carry heroes?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Told Two Times posted:

Is the race war over yet?

It's just getting amped up, dude! We're involving robots now! They gonna uprise and complain they don't want to be used to blow up black people by white po-leese officers!

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

Wikkheiser posted:

Dallas PD has been putting more cops into the gayborhood because there have been a series of really violent muggings. police are necessary to stop violent crime i hate to break it to y'all it's true.

whoa now calm down there mr. hobbes

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
lol @ cop death

lol @ blowing up a multi million dollar robot

lol @ everything death comes for us all

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Blazing Zero posted:

robot controlling cop: "all those years jihad jeeping in battlefield is gonna pay off big today"

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Are we allowed to pick sides during the race war, or do you just have to play the hand you're dealt, so to speak?

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

I often wonder why someone from the future hasn't traveled back to our time and saved us from ourselves...

The answer came to me last night... there is no future...

There's a future alright, it's just gonna be real lovely.

And, in spite of any reactionary feelings floating about the US, Trump isn't going to win, considering how unpopular he is with too many people. Although I could see a lot of tensions continuing to build up if the left and right establishments do little to tackle socio-economic issues.

Also so many cops look out of shape, it's kind of pathetic.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtuYWlh6fJ4

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Wikkheiser posted:

Dallas PD has been putting more cops into the gayborhood because there have been a series of really violent muggings. police are necessary to stop violent crime i hate to break it to y'all it's true.

Your autocorrect has some interesting settings.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
dangit negotiating? That'll take too long just blow him up with that there robit

I hope this becomes the new standard for dealing with holed-up active shooters and we develop a PC-Corporate-Cute nickname for blowing someone up with a robot lol

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

FrankieGoes posted:

Are we allowed to pick sides during the race war, or do you just have to play the hand you're dealt, so to speak?

it's kinda like nba draft. for example if you force your body to maintain some mild jaundice maybe the asian american team will pick you up

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

FrankieGoes posted:

Are we allowed to pick sides during the race war, or do you just have to play the hand you're dealt, so to speak?

Race war is Five Card Stud, not Go Fish.

Edit: Texas Hold'em is a better joke. gently caress :negative:

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKKt4EdbgTE

Just give these guys a new paint job and you have your future cop right here

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Blazing Zero posted:

it's kinda like nba draft. for example if you force your body to maintain some mild jaundice maybe the asian american team will pick you up

https://vimeo.com/61499874

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Monkey Fracas posted:

dangit negotiating? That'll take too long just blow him up with that there robit

I hope this becomes the new standard for dealing with holed-up active shooters and we develop a PC-Corporate-Cute nickname for blowing someone up with a robot lol

Tele-enforcement.

Automated due process

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

police officers put their lives on the line every day

so do black people, but we didn't sign up for it

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

error1 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKKt4EdbgTE

Just give these guys a new paint job and you have your future cop right here

even has the perfect weapon for mowing down unarmed protestors

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Monkey Fracas posted:

dangit negotiating? That'll take too long just blow him up with that there robit

I hope this becomes the new standard for dealing with holed-up active shooters and we develop a PC-Corporate-Cute nickname for blowing someone up with a robot lol

defusing the situation
robot assisted resolution
a johnny fiver

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

FrankieGoes posted:

Are we allowed to pick sides during the race war, or do you just have to play the hand you're dealt, so to speak?

Makes it kind of tough to tell who is who on the battlefield if people switch sides so it is better to just keep to shirts and skins or something.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Just wanted to say that I'm listening to Leftover Crack while I read this thread. It's been a while, but it seems appropriate.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

BeefThief posted:

police officers put their lives on the line every day

so do black people, but we didn't sign up for it

dont do crimes?

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

error1 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKKt4EdbgTE

Just give these guys a new paint job and you have your future cop right here

Seems like dropping the brass straight down into a collecting pan and near the tracks and treads and poo poo is a pretty bad idea. Probably better to fling it further from the robot?

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