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"I don't have time for the Count of Monte Cristo's elaborate revenge plots when he's just one of many people unjustly imprisoned." -Finnegan, woke as gently caress
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 17:59 |
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"It was a good run" Team: Small Market Superstars Location: Silver City, New Mexico Stadium Name: Food Basket Field Stadium Dimensions: 350 LF - 375 LCF - 425 CF - 375 RCF - 350 RF Structure: Open Surface: Natural Grass Infield Quality: Excellent Infield Grass: Good Visibility: Good Foul Ground: Average Strategy: Hit and Run: -2 Sacrifice Bunt: -5 Squeeze Play: -3 Trying for extra bases: 0 Stealing Bases: 0 Aggressively Tagging Up: 1 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): 0 Giving Intentional Walks: 1 Pitching Around Good Hitters: 1 Bringing the Infield In: 1 Guarding the Lines: 1 Making Cutoff Throws: 1 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 0 Bringing in Pinch Runners: 0 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 4 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: 1 Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: 0 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 0 ~The Rooster~ C Ivan Rodriguez 2003 Marlins 1B Derrek Lee 2003 Marlins 2B Charlie Gehringer 1940 Tigers SS Jimmy Rollins 2004 Phillies 3B Josh Donaldson 2014 A's LF Barry Bonds 1986 Pirates CF Tris Speaker 1915 Red Sox RF Al Kaline 1964 Tigers DH Babe Ruth 1918 Red Sox BN Coco Crisp 2014 A's BN Adam Dunn 2014 A's BN Nick Punto 2014 A's BN Craig Biggio 1989 Astros BN Miguel Cabrera 2003 Marlins SP Greg Maddux 1992 Cubs SP Gaylord Perry 1962 Giants SP Luis Tiant 1971 Red Sox SP Curt Schilling 1997 Phillies SP Jon Lester 2014 A's LR Billy Pierce 1962 Giants CL Sean Doolittle 2014 A's SU Matt Capps 2008 Pirates RP Dave Smith 1989 Astros RP Ugeth Urbina 2003 Marlins RP Larry Andersen 1989 Astros AAA - Demaso Marte 2008 Pirates AAA - Bryan Harvey 1991 Angels AAA - Lance Parish 1991 Angels AAA - Adam Jones 2015 Orioles AAA - Manny Machado 2015 Orioles Lineup vs DH 2B Charlie Gehringer 1940 Tigers LF Barry Bonds 1986 Pirates CF Tris Speaker 1915 Red Sox DH Babe Ruth 1918 Red Sox 1B Derrek Lee 2003 Marlins RF Al Kaline 1964 Tigers C Ivan Rodriguez 2003 Marlins 3B Josh Donaldson 2014 A's SS Jimmy Rollins 2004 Phillies Lineup vs No DH 2B Charlie Gehringer 1940 Tigers LF Barry Bonds 1986 Pirates CF Tris Speaker 1915 Red Sox RF Babe Ruth 1918 Red Sox 1B Derrek Lee 2003 Marlins C Ivan Rodriguez 2003 Marlins 3B Josh Donaldson 2014 A's SS Jimmy Rollins 2004 Phillies
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 23:55 |
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 03:20 |
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How the hell was this team so bad
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 04:15 |
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FairGame posted:How the hell was this team so bad Kennel. From. Hell.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 04:26 |
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FairGame posted:How the hell was this team so bad What you fail to understand is that the Super-League is not only a test of wits, but it is also a test of spirit.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 04:36 |
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Sub-Par League VII: Gyros League Championship Series Strange things happen when two teams don't know how to win, but they win nonetheless... I think everyone knows the deal with the Jersey City Jobbers by now. No matter what happens to them, their roster will never remain constant. No matter how much success they have, there will always be players who underperform, even if it's just by random chance. And Armitage wastes no time in first punishing those players, and then trading them out of town, whether he can get a good return for them or not. But this year, despite a late charge by the Werebears, Armitage didn't have to make that many trades, because his team was generally pretty effective outside of the standard bullpen woes. Indeed, that may be their biggest weakness, as there are few relievers left who haven't suffered Armitage's wrath at one time or another. The Brookings Dinosaurs have a long history with me. They won the first ever live streamed championship series, back in Expansion Cup XII. Then, eventually, they lost in the Super-League, and came back down. Then they made the Sub-Par League IV Finals, taking them back to the promised land again. Where they proceeded to finish last again and come back down. And now, after a move away from Hill City, they're back in the playoffs again. I think this team is boring and I don't like them, but I can't seem to make them lose. Will I ever be free from these Dinos? Or will they just continue their Sisyphean quest to not lose in the Super-League, forvermore? Game 1: Jersey City Jobbers @ Brookings Dinosaurs (Series Tied 0-0) Frank Gaiman posted:
Box Score Game 2: Jersey City Jobbers @ Brookings Dinosaurs (JCJ Leads 1-0) Mornacale posted:
Box Score Game 3: Brookings Dinosaurs @ Jersey City Jobbers (Series Tied 1-1) posted:
Box Score Game 4: Brookings Dinosaurs @ Jersey City Jobbers (BRO leads 2-1) The Commander posted:
Box Score Game 5: Brookings Dinosaurs @ Jersey City Jobbers (Series Tied 2-2) Charles Foster Balla posted:
Box Score Game 6: Jersey City Jobbers @ Brookings Dinosaurs (BRO leads 3-2) Mick Freese posted:
Box Score Game 7: Jersey City Jobbers @ Brookings Dinosaurs (Series Tied 3-3) Keith Wuncler CXXXIV posted:
Box Score Playoff Injury Report Nobody! Expansion Teams Pick 'em! The Gauntlet, Round 1 Pick TWO! Idaho Potatoes Seattle Cagey Bees Small Market Superstars The Gay Agenda
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 05:30 |
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Are you telling me that the only hope I have to save us from the Janus-induced apocalypse is the Jobbers? I'm putting the fate of the Super-League in a man who is obsessed with the idea that Zack Ryder does not lose enough. All is lost.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 05:40 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Are you telling me that the only hope I have to save us from the Janus-induced apocalypse is the Jobbers? You should look inside your heart and... BO-LIEVE!!
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 05:49 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Are you telling me that the only hope I have to save us from the Janus-induced apocalypse is the Jobbers? If you wanted a better team in the finals, you should have relegated the Marmosets last year.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 05:55 |
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1. We do not talk about the other other Drysdale. He brings shame to the name. 2. Morna whatever the **** his name is an insufferable twat. 3. I lost this series because armtiage had more faith in Buddy Myer...
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 05:56 |
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Well, Bill Dickey also got hurt, but Bubbles went 6/18 so I don't know if you can blame that.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 06:06 |
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Forzelt posted:2. Morna whatever the **** his name is an insufferable twat. It is Mornacale's destiny to be in the same division as Pander. The League needs the ultimate showdown of ultimate smugness. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 06:25 |
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FairGame posted:How the hell was this team so bad Tris Speaker spent the first four months gripping the wrong end of the bat.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 06:36 |
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I don't really like my SuperLeague Canon Character outside of the Bloggers but sometimes you gotta run with it. e: Congrats to both Forzelt and Armitage! I'm hype for the 'Ship!
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 06:44 |
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Pander posted:Tris Speaker spent the first four months gripping the wrong end of the bat. I was also betrayed by the following: Lou Gehrig Ted Williams Joe Mauer Luis Tiant Joe Torre Mel Ott All SP not named Smokey Joe Wood Larry Andersen
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 06:59 |
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shepard.shouldgo posted:I was also betrayed by the following: HELL SAME
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:37 |
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Mornacale posted:e: Congrats to both Forzelt and Armitage! I'm hype for the 'Ship! Do not ship Super-League owners.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:41 |
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Ignore this post...
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 09:56 |
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ForeverBWFC posted:Ignore this post... buddy i do that for everything in this thread
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 11:01 |
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Ice To Meet You posted:Do not ship Super-League owners. Not even Pander and JRLeap?
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 11:43 |
FairGame posted:Not even Pander and JRLeap? Canon ships aren't fun.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 11:46 |
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Expansion Pick'em Potatoes Gay Agenda
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 12:15 |
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Expansion Pick'em Small Market Superstars Gay Agenda
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 12:47 |
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Oh, right, Pick 'em. Uh, the Potato Agenda! Expansion Pick'em Potatoes Gay Agenda
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 12:51 |
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Forzelt posted:1. We do not talk about the other other Drysdale. He brings shame to the name. I think this time we remembered the advice of the wise duo Was (Not Was). We opened the door, got on the floor, and walked the Dinosaurs. Now to figure out how to use the power of late 80s dance music to get past the Janus.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 15:23 |
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Small Market Superstars Gay Agenda
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 15:54 |
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Everyone, lend me your energy
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 16:03 |
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CraigK posted:HELL SAME My baby Andersen is probably age bugging yours. Anything you'd trade for the right to launch him into the sun? by which I mean like any sort of 3rd string backup level player who can handle 2B or shortstop?
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 16:32 |
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I don't think age bugging is as common as some people seem to think it is.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 16:35 |
rabidsquid posted:I don't think age bugging is as common as some people seem to think it is. Yeah, it's more the exception than the rule, since it requires the old/young version to be loaded last (at least from what I understand), which is mathematically improbable. It's just that it can really gently caress things up if it does happen. Don't blame a lovely reliever season on age bugs, it's just a lovely reliever season, everybody has those. Craig just has them more because he's Craig, it's what he does.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 16:42 |
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rabidsquid posted:I don't think age bugging is as common as some people seem to think it is. If you have a guy past his prime showing a potential (88/92) he's been age-bugged. This happened to my 1920 Joe Jackson when the Eazy Ws rostered his 1910 Joe Jackson. It changed his normal rating (between 93 and 96) to something like 84/88, with many ratings lowered (contact, power, eye, speed, defensive ratings), usually between 3 to 10 points. It's like Babe Ruth turning into Gary Sheffield. It may not kill you, but it will hurt. Old-guy age bugging, like the Collins Plague, is sometimes harder to spot. Seeing all Collinses being rated in the low 80s is easy, but sometimes it might be a guy normally high 90s showing up as low 90s, and it's hard to distinguish between normal aging or injuries and age bugging. I think that is what is used sometimes as an excuse for poor performance, but it's pretty hard to say unless you get into the save file and start checking player cards for ages.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 16:45 |
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TheMcD posted:Yeah, it's more the exception than the rule, since it requires the old/young version to be loaded last (at least from what I understand), which is mathematically improbable. It's just that it can really gently caress things up if it does happen. Don't blame a lovely reliever season on age bugs, it's just a lovely reliever season, everybody has those. Craig just has them more because he's Craig, it's what he does. If there's only a couple copies of a guy in a league and one of them is super young or old it's not improbable at all.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 16:46 |
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The Gauntlet, Round 1 Pick TWO! Idaho Potatoes Small Market Superstars
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 16:54 |
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There's a guy with my exact name who's a couple years younger than me who likes to post his weird fantasy art and pictures of him shirtless in a samurai sword. The next time I have a bad day at work I'm gonna blame this guy for age bugging me.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:48 |
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FairGame posted:There's a guy with my exact name who's a couple years younger than me who likes to post his weird fantasy art and pictures of him shirtless in a samurai sword. don't doxx me, cardinals fan
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:56 |
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Super-League XIX, Smasher League Divisional Series: Khartoum Doom vs. Portland Panderers Nuts and Bolts I don't think that it's hard to figure out what the Doom are all about. They are going to bash your head in with their lineup. Hamilton and sometimes Kelley will get on base, and then Slug Lyfe will drive them home. That's a pretty successful combination. They also have a decent rotation, even if Dihigo isn't part of it for this round, backed up by a good defensive infield. There's a reason they keep making the playoffs, and it's because, as far as fundamentals of team construction go, the Doom are one of the most solid teams around. They can hit for a ton of power, they can draw a ton of walks, they have good fielders where they need them, they have good pitchers. All of that said, you might be wondering why the Doom keep having trouble getting out of the first round of the playoffs, and that is while there team is fundamentally solid, the avenues an opposing team can take to get one over on the Doom are also fairly obvious, and have been exploited in the past. Look at the lineup. A lot of the production is coming from Williams and Ruth and Bonds and Mantle. That's great, those are great hitters. But, if you're facing a left-handed pitcher with good breaking stuff, that's going to make things hard on them. If you're facing a deadballer, who cuts down on home runs and walks, that's also tough. Williams and Ruth are good contact hitters, verging on being great contact hitters. But without the ability to hit dingers or take walks, being great contact hitters only makes them marginally better than a guy like Fred Clarke. For that matter, you put the Doom in the wrong stadium, and they're going to be in trouble. If they can't crush dingers over the right field wall, then their offense loses a lot of punch. In a neutral setting, it's hard to beat Slug Lyfe, but, once you get to the playoffs, you're no longer really talking about playing in a neutral setting. In the end, that's the Doom's biggest problem. They are a great team in any reasonable situation, and then, in the playoffs, some team takes them to an unreasonable place, and it all falls apart. The motherfucking Portland Panderers. I talked a lot about gimmicks when I talked about the Zephyrs. And while TheMcD has accomplished something, I don't know what, but it's something, I feel like TheMcD is still working his gimmicks by feel rather than calculation. I think that his stadium, as it stands, feels like it's good for his team, but it's probably not completely optimized for him. The Panderers, on the other hand, are a triumph of baseball engineering. The Zephyrs went 52-29 at home. That was, by any measure, pretty drat good. The Panderers went 58-23. Basically, if you go into the Panderers' stadium you would be lucky to win one of three, just because of how much it favors their style of play. And the Panderers' have home-field advantage in this best-of-five series, meaning that, in fact, the Doom have to win one of three to have literally any chance of winning. That's rough. Because their stadium doesn't really allow for the possibility of many home runs, their lineup is entirely devoid of sluggers. It's packed with guys who aren't going to walk, aren't going to strikeout, but are just going to make contact in as many at-bats as possible, knowing that the huge expanse of the outfield is going to allow a lot of those balls in play to become doubles. On the road, that plan doesn't always work out, because a solo home run is a lot more efficient than however many singles it takes to score a run, and that's a vulnerability in theory, except for the fact that they'll have home-field advantage in this round, and, if they win, the next round as well. The other thing that the Panderers have going for them is that the top-end of their bullpen has been very good this season. The Panderers' relievers are, for the most part, guys who will strike a lot of people out, and they are actual relievers. It's not groundbreaking stuff, but it's very effective. If the Panderers can keep a game close late, the odds are that they'll breakthrough before the other team does, and that means that they're a team that is going to win a disproportionate amount of close games. Put it all together, and you have a team that is going to consistently punch above its weight and frustrate a lot of people. Pander's Guide to Life, Chapter One posted:
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:28 |
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Goddrat that was depressing. I mean it's not wrong, not a word of it, and that is probably the most depressing part, but still. Jesus.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 19:40 |
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jesus christ smasher
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 19:41 |
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Grinnblade posted:jesus christ smasher I know, man, I was disappointed in Dreamfall Chapters too.
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