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You sound precisely like the kind of person who would shy away from doing something "because it's illegal".
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Karate Bastard posted:You sound precisely like the kind of person who would shy away from doing something "because it's illegal". Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop.
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Meowjesty posted:Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop. Cops don't have to tell you if they're a cop. Strip everyone you meet for wires! #lifehack
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Karate Bastard posted:You sound precisely like the kind of person who would shy away from doing something "because it's illegal". You're right. I will not try to procure a firearm, in a country where owning one is illegal, just to put it inside of a super soaker. I'm sorry I'm not as edgy as you.
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Jul 8, 2016 03:00
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probably shouldn't fry a sock.
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Jul 8, 2016 03:06
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It's ok if it doesn't have the colored toes
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Jul 8, 2016 03:12
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Kwyndig posted:Cops don't have to tell you if they're a cop. Strip everyone you meet for wires! #lifehack That sounds like something a cop would say.
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Jul 8, 2016 03:32
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Kwyndig posted:Cops don't have to tell you if they're a cop. Strip everyone you meet for wires! #lifehack They have wireless cop technology nowadays.
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**** Disguisable weapons wanted **** Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc..... Offering: cash, items for barter Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit. http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
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Kwyndig posted:Cops don't have to tell you if they're a cop. Strip everyone you meet for wires! #lifehack I'm imagining this being something you do to Robocops.
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Non Serviam posted:You're right. I will not try to procure a firearm, in a country where owning one is illegal, just to put it inside of a super soaker. For the record I'm about as edgy as a bucket of mayonnaise. I have been known to talk a copious amount of poo poo at all times though, so there's that  But then again if you are looking for "sound advice on legal life choices" then hoo boy are you in the wrong thread.
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Jul 8, 2016 13:23
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Elfgames posted:probably shouldn't fry a sock. Hey, sometimes it just feels nice to get your sock cooked. Having a girlfriend who cooks sock (and does it well) is a great feeling. (Lifehack: dredge up an ancient pun and pretend it's new!)
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Powered Descent posted:Hey, sometimes it just feels nice to get your sock cooked. Having a girlfriend who cooks sock (and does it well) is a great feeling. 
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm imagining this being something you do to Robocops. I was half-expecting this to be the wordfiltered version.
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Jul 15, 2016 23:46
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It's not that kind of pad.
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I remember being in the room one time when my uncle was watching one of those DUDE EXTREME cable channels. The show was some sort of proto-lifehack thing where bros sent in their questions or problems and this team of bros would do a bunch of research and an EXTREME panel discussion to get to the bottom of it and help all the bros out there get the dudeformation they need to keep on living the dream. It was probably called Dude Snopes or Myth Brosters or something. Of course one of the issues they investigated was that most ancient of dudely vexations - how to tell if that mega hot hooker is actually a cop. I mean we've all been there, right? The big takeaway from the segment was this nugget of dudely wisdom: if you think she might be a cop, ask to see her vagina before carrying on with your transaction. #lifehack Following that advice counts as solicitation under the laws of my state; I imagine it's the same elsewhere. Thanks, cable TV!
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I can't help but think they keep it there and it's just taking storing stuff in your boobs to the next level 
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Jul 16, 2016 03:11
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The actual #lifehack is to have 2 phones so you can take a pic of one with the other.
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walrusman posted:The big takeaway from the segment was this nugget of dudely wisdom: if you think she might be a cop, ask to see her vagina before carrying on with your transaction. #lifehack It's actually to prevent a Lola kind of situation. Also, is it really solicitation if you just ask someone to see their vagina if no money is being exchanged? I think I could beat that rap in court, to be honest. Brother Tadger has a new favorite as of 04:20 on Jul 16, 2016 |
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The Ape of Naples posted:The actual #lifehack is to have 2 phones so you can take a pic of one with the other. Yeah what the gently caress
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1redflag posted:It's actually to prevent a Lola kind of situation. Also, is it really solicitation if you just ask someone to see their vagina if no money is being exchanged? I think I could beat that rap in court, to be honest. Yeah, you couldn't sell that. "No, your honor, I just go around asking women on street corners to see their vaginas, honest!"
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Jul 16, 2016 04:25
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If it does not fly just explain that courts are unconstitutional walla. Judges hate it!
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Jul 16, 2016 11:10
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The flag has fringes and thus has to obey maritime law. Ain't nothing about vaginas in there. Take that judicial system. 
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Smelly posted:The flag has fringes and thus has to obey maritime law. Ain't nothing about vaginas in there. Just don't ask to see her pussea sorry
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Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.
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Jul 17, 2016 06:12
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What did she take that picture with?
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Jul 17, 2016 06:19
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Like hack : take pictures with a camera
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Jul 17, 2016 06:26
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om nom nom posted:What did she take that picture with? Her vagina
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Jul 17, 2016 07:09
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Screaming Idiot posted:Her vagina Shhhh don't give away our secret
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Jul 17, 2016 08:25
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Picnic Princess posted:Shhhh don't give away our secret You can keep it.
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Like hack : take pictures with a camera ...Kam-Rah? how is that pronounced?
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:...Kam-Rah? how is that pronounced? like Mario Mario saying "come here".
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Jul 17, 2016 18:31
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Were you pining for a kidney cake? Pine no more!
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Jul 18, 2016 05:32
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That's no kidney cake, it's a giant turd cake.
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Jul 18, 2016 06:59
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Finally, we have the technology needed to make a dickbutt cake, what a time to be alive
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Jul 18, 2016 07:53
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That thing is going to be so hard to cook consistently.
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You tell me where I can buy that right loving now
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