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Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

The Nastier Nate posted:

I'm glad I'm not crying. I'd hate for you to think that what I'm gonna say is based on emotion.
But you, sir, are a BABOON!

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Apes can't get into heaven

What? Those cute little monkeys? That's terrible. Who told you that? I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes. But what about those really smart ones who live among us? Who roller skate and smoke cigars.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Apes can't get into heaven

What? Those cute little monkeys? That's terrible. Who told you that? I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes. But what about those really smart ones who live among us? Who roller skate and smoke cigars.

I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up and make them reenact the Civil War.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011




It wasn't Baka-nin's fault, the ape tricked him.

TMMadman posted:

I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up and make them reenact the Civil War.

"It was the best of times... It was the blurst of times?!" YOU STUPID MONKEY! :argh:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Do over Ham is going to need most of your skin.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

Do over Ham is going to need most of your skin.

Sure, baby, whatever your trip is. Do over Ham wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Do over Ham posted:

Sure, baby, whatever your trip is. Do over Ham wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing.

I'm not into that.... or that... it's not that I'm afraid... I'm goingtologoutnowbyebye. :yikes:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Sure, baby, whatever your trip is. Do over Ham wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing.

Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

TMMadman posted:

Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want.

It had to be terror sweat :stare:

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

The SituAsian posted:

It had to be terror sweat :stare:

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Class3KillStorm posted:

YOU STUPID MONKEY! :argh:



Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011




No, no, he's fine. Go on, Mojo... Show Justice Sloth your happy dance.



And so on.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The SituAsian posted:

It had to be terror sweat :stare:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
TMMadman, we can't keep hanging out with these quote thread monkeys. Someone is going to get parasites! :mad:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

TMMadman, we can't keep hanging out with these quote thread monkeys. Someone is going to get parasites! :mad:

Do over Ham, report to the Moderator's office for head lice inspection.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Do over Ham, report to the Moderator's office for head lice inspection.

Hey, how come I get lice, and nothing happens to Root Bear?



You can tell someone has already giffed a scene because it pops right up from the Frinkiac archive.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

Hey, how come I get lice, and nothing happens to Root Bear?




Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015




ô GOOD MORNING, STAR SHINE ô

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Baka-nin posted:



ô GOOD MORNING, STAR SHINE ô

Do you like Pina Colonics
And getting lost in the rain

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011






There's your problem.

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi
Well, you know, the problem here was water leakage. If you just buy a 50 cent washer...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Antitonic posted:

Well, you know, the problem here was water leakage. If you just buy a 50 cent washer...

IMJack, get my gun! :mad:

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

TMMadman posted:

IMJack, get my gun! :mad:

Look, I got some washers in my truck, I'll give you one!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

IMJack, get my gun! :mad:


Can I borrow the gun tomorrow? I wanna scare that old mod in TV IV!

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Antitonic posted:

Look, I got some washers in my truck, I'll give you one!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Antitonic posted:

Look, I got some washers in my truck, I'll give you one!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Can I borrow the gun tomorrow? I wanna scare that old mod in TV IV!


Can I borrow a feelin'?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I deserved that.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

TMMadman posted:


Can I borrow a feelin'?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love.



Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out...possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out...possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.

Alright, that does it. If I'm going to be trapped in the house, I gotta go out and get some beer.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Alright, that does it. If I'm going to be trapped in the house, I gotta go out and get some beer.

Hey Boardroom Jimmy, this fake ID is truly excellent. Say, if you tell me where you obtained it I will overlook the ice cream sandwiches concealed in your armpits.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
We can rent a carpet shampooer! :haw:

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Alright, that does it. If I'm going to be trapped in the house, I gotta go out and get some beer.

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