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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Does this make the new Top Gear better or worse?

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DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Elephanthead posted:

Does this make the new Top Gear better or worse?

It can only go up from here.

wombat74 posted:

Let's take a moment to reflect on the fact that the last shot of Chris Evans on "his" tenure of Top Gear was him wearing a giant plastic poncho with "LOSER" written on it.

Legacy

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

wombat74 posted:

Let's take a moment to reflect on the fact that the last shot of Chris Evans on "his" tenure of Top Gear was him wearing a giant plastic poncho with "LOSER" written on it.

Legacy


edit: I kinda wish someone here had been pro Chris Evans to an annoying level, that image would make a decent avatar, but no one really earned it as far as I saw.

edit2:
From the replies:


:allbuttons:

wolrah fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Jul 5, 2016

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
How could someone be pro Chris Evans?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Cojawfee posted:

How could someone be pro Chris Evans?

They think there's only one Chris Evans. :911:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

LordArgh posted:

you have to wonder how chris evans was even considered for the job, let alone getting it. it's not like it wasn't already well known that he's an insufferable oval office.

Like him or loathe him, you can't deny that he is a presenter with a good track record.

No doubt the logic went 'we need a seriously good presenter, Evans has had good results in the past, therefore we hire Evans'

You and I know he was a terrible match because we understand TG - but it is clear that those at the top didn't really understand the TG magic and didn;t realise just how grating he would be in that environment.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I think you're overstating his credentials, he is a drive time radio schmuck.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


sean10mm posted:

It's not a yellow shirt, it's a hi vis safety vest to warn away the women and children.

I thought you were being serious about him wearing a high-vis jacket. And there it is, the SAME yellow shirt.

djdanno13
Apr 20, 2004

Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

Well in his defense, it used to be a white shirt. Used to. ....

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

Data Graham posted:

Well, according to this:

http://jalopnik.com/chris-evans-stepped-down-from-top-gear-after-police-con-1783079430


:haw: "Look at 'er, she's having the time of her life!"
Popping out a full on boner? That's even considered bad taste in workshops and on factory floors, where crude humor is bread and butter.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
If you're in an environment with a bunch of blue collar guys, maybe popping out a flaccid dick while you're goofing off could be funny. If you whip out a full on boner, you're some kind of weirdo.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Chris Evans comes across as they type of kid to deliberately lose at soggy biscuit.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

Cojawfee posted:

If you're in an environment with a bunch of blue collar guys, maybe popping out a flaccid dick while you're goofing off could be funny. If you whip out a full on boner, you're some kind of weirdo.

I dunno, blue-collar environments tend to be very male-dominated, homophobic environments, so I have a hard time imagining it even being funny there.

I can't imagine an environment where somebody literally whipping their penis out would be funny or even OK. actually. Maybe I'm just repressed or something.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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No, I think you can probably rest assured you are relatively normal on that count.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYKpoY47p2Q

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

CornHolio posted:

I dunno, blue-collar environments tend to be very male-dominated, homophobic environments, so I have a hard time imagining it even being funny there.

I can't imagine an environment where somebody literally whipping their penis out would be funny or even OK. actually. Maybe I'm just repressed or something.

I've never done it but I've heard from people in the Navy and it's apparently popular on boats.

In other news. I finally watched the TGUS Cuba episode and it was really good.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


It usually only works out well if everyone is rip-roaringly drunk.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012



So, my boss knew the writers for this from her time at disney and apparently the penis game was a real thing along with the rest of the stuff in the movie. One of the guys worked at disney, another at tgi fridays right near disney and it was a combination of their experiences. Guess which one the penis game came from? :haw:

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Cojawfee posted:

I've never done it but I've heard from people in the Navy and it's apparently popular on boats.

Yes, and the Navy has a real problem with man on man sexual assault too.

Whipping out your twig and two bits for anyone that doesn't expressly want to see them is pretty much sexual harassment full stop at minimum.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
Has everyone seen the footage from the tour the original top gear people that I think explains what they think about the new top gear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG_SiVKc68Y

sbaldrick fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Jul 6, 2016

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



Waiting is a good little film, I laughed heartily at the goat.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


sbaldrick posted:

Has everyone seen the footage from the tour the original top gear people that I think explains what they think about the new top gear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG_SiVKc68Y

Clarkson should have been making dumb faces the whole time he wasn't talking.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

sbaldrick posted:

Has everyone seen the footage from the tour the original top gear people that I think explains what they think about the new top gear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG_SiVKc68Y

Edit: Nevermind, that was an old Top Gear Live show.

Riot Carol Danvers fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Jul 6, 2016

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


sbaldrick posted:

Has everyone seen the footage from the tour the original top gear people that I think explains what they think about the new top gear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG_SiVKc68Y

Somehow more entertaining that Nu Top Gear

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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"My battery is producing 12.7 volts" :geno:

SeaWolf
Mar 7, 2008
I thought that the Rolls Royce film/challenge was actually a high point for Evans. Yes he was clearly not a good fit for the show and was much better when he was more background fodder than primary presenter during the in-studios, and god almighty combining him with the disaster that evolved from Star in a Car was the first time I've not only skipped that segment, but EVERY SUBSEQUENT SEGMENT!
But his passion and love and interaction with the car was a shining point for him. That's not to say that one piece would be any reason for him to stay on the show but I do think the Rolls piece was well done and he should get some credit for that even if he's an enormous poo poo of a person. Everything else he did on that show was hot garbage.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I hope they have him as a guest in a few years and Matt crashes one of his Ferraris.

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe

Cojawfee posted:

I hope they have him as a guest in a few years and Matt crashes one of his Ferraris.
Ya know, when James May took out Evans's Ferrari 250 GT California, Evans came off as a complete stick-up-the-rear end, dispicable, conceited douche who paints Ferraris white. Ugh. Shoulda known then!

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


scuz posted:

Ya know, when James May took out Evans's Ferrari 250 GT California, Evans came off as a complete stick-up-the-rear end, dispicable, conceited douche who paints Ferraris white. Ugh. Shoulda known then!

I would totally drive a white F40.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

88h88 posted:

I would totally drive a white F40.



I would let him paint me white if I got to drive an F40. Or any other color for that matter.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

I would let him paint me white if I got to drive an F40. Or any other color for that matter.

I bet you would.

:gizz:

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Only if you go full 80's wall street mode and have a mirror in the passenger seat with lines of coke already busted out and your 24 karat gold monogrammed snorting tube prepped and ready to rail a line at the next stoplight.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.
BBC America are giving Chris Harris his own show (which won't be broadcast in the UK): https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/jul/08/top-gear-chris-harris-youtube-bbc-america?CMP=share_btn_tw

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

drgitlin posted:

BBC America are giving Chris Harris his own show (which won't be broadcast in the UK): https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/jul/08/top-gear-chris-harris-youtube-bbc-america?CMP=share_btn_tw

I read that as "Chris Evans" and nearly had an aneurysm.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

drgitlin posted:

BBC America are giving Chris Harris his own show (which won't be broadcast in the UK): https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/jul/08/top-gear-chris-harris-youtube-bbc-america?CMP=share_btn_tw

Chris Harris having the resoruces of the BBC behind him is in all honesty the best thing to happen with Top Gear in... well.... ever? You want to review cars? He's the best at it. Want big lurid powerslides? He's drat good at it. Driving an exotic on country roads? He's right up there.

Sackign Evans and resourcing Harris is a good week

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Antti posted:

I read that as "Chris Evans" and nearly had an aneurysm.

I'd like to see Chris Evans get a BBC America show. Provided the premise is him getting dumped somewhere in rural America and trying to survive long enough to reach an international airport.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I'd like to see Chris Evans get a BBC America show. Provided the premise is him getting dumped somewhere in rural America and trying to survive long enough to reach an international airport.

I would watch Chris Evans versus The Banjos.

the guy from Semisonic
Jan 13, 2006

Let's kick some gigabutt!

Bleak Gremlin
Looks like Top Gear is going to go through some more changes for next season: http://jalopnik.com/big-changes-coming-behind-the-scenes-to-now-chris-evans-1783374626

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
All the presenters were new... and he took the writing staff down to one guy?

:master:

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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

sean10mm posted:

All the presenters were new... and he took the writing staff down to one guy?

:master:

It's all just adding fuel to the Burn Evans fire. What a twat.

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