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Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Screaming Idiot posted:

Those are so cool!

How do they taste?

Probably like cashews. That's what other roaches taste like.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Oh. So that's why my cooking always tastes like cashews. :(

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Screaming Idiot posted:

Oh. So that's why my cooking always tastes like cashews. :(

At least they're nutritious. Lots of protein and very little fat.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles
Something else coming next week. Cyclocosmia torreya. A trapdoor spider with an rear end like an ancient rune.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/wlzzaeB

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/2VDDu6Y

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Big Centipede posted:

Something else coming next week. Cyclocosmia torreya. A trapdoor spider with an rear end like an ancient rune.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/wlzzaeB

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/2VDDu6Y

A must have for any "temple ruin" themed levels

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


So that's where Oreos come from.

Tehdas
Dec 30, 2012

darkhand posted:

Is that in real time or sped up? Either way holy poo poo, how have insects not like taken over the world already?

Well for yellow jackets specifically it's because black bears, raccoons and skunks find them to be a nice meal.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Big Centipede posted:

Something else coming next week. Cyclocosmia torreya. A trapdoor spider with an rear end like an ancient rune.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/wlzzaeB

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/2VDDu6Y

These things are pretty awesome, spiders are cool. We get little jumping spiders here and I love them because they always look happy and friendly then they jump away off to bring joy to someone else's life.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
John Carpenter + Pingu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAoONl2P8fw

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Fourteen is really good thank you thread

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such
Grace Jones, Corporate Cannibal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgMn2OJmx3w

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


Maybe that person just got a leg cast removed and prioritized going to that shop over getting rid of weeks of old skin?
I at least hope that's the case.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Lurking Haro posted:

Maybe that person just got a leg cast removed and prioritized going to that shop over getting rid of weeks of old skin?
I at least hope that's the case.

No, I'm pretty sure it's a chupacabra. In sandals.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Facebook Aunt posted:

No, I'm pretty sure it's a chupacabra. In sandals.

It also left a cheeky message on the wall.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Lurking Haro posted:

Maybe that person just got a leg cast removed and prioritized going to that shop over getting rid of weeks of old skin?
I at least hope that's the case.

Just looks like a gross rear end foot man. Based solely on personal experience, people who wear flip-flops constantly just tend to have gross feet and they don't give a poo poo. Living in tropical places is like a foot horror show and sometimes you get on a bus, or enter any other poorly ventilated public place and you can smell the feet. Just gross feet forever. :negative:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Hey I wear flip flops all the time and my feet look good thank you! A sandy beach is basically one big pedicure.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Plethora posted:

Wow, thank you for this! I'll look into it!
Very late reply, but I was talking with my sister about the story, and she remembers the name. It's Canto 1 of Ruslan and Ludmila, by Pushkin.

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfIAKctk7xY

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

"Just hanging out with a million crabs. No biggie."

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

There's nothing creepy about Christmas Island crabs.

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!

Internet Kraken posted:

There's nothing creepy about Christmas Island crabs.

Yeah, but what if that isn't Christmas Island, and that's just a picture of a kid taken mere minutes after being placed in a barren room.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



Don't post close ups of Aartek's genitals

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

What's creepy about that? My fingers did that when I was younger. Now that I'm older they stop at a more mild incline rather than a direct 90 degree freakout. Still pretty fun to confuse people when they think you have backwards hands though.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Nuebot posted:

What's creepy about that? My fingers did that when I was younger. Now that I'm older they stop at a more mild incline rather than a direct 90 degree freakout. Still pretty fun to confuse people when they think you have backwards hands though.

I have often wished I was double jointed so I could give people weird handshakes.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nuebot posted:

What's creepy about that?

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Nuebot posted:

What's creepy about that? My fingers did that when I was younger. Now that I'm older they stop at a more mild incline rather than a direct 90 degree freakout. Still pretty fun to confuse people when they think you have backwards hands though.

Well for the rest of us, it's imagining the incredible pain of making your fingers doing that. Seeing that isn't the norm, it's what you see when everything's going sideways.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

This little guy was guarding an old player piano I was disassembling.

VVVV
absolutely.

joat mon has a new favorite as of 22:36 on Jul 10, 2016

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

joat mon posted:


This little guy was guarding an old player piano I was disassembling.

I hope you kept it.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
We can make flies grow eyes instead of legs and wings!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JIHSTEhljA
:(

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Just think of all the stuff it can see while writhing in immobilized agony.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

tentative8e8op posted:

We can make flies grow eyes instead of legs and wings!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JIHSTEhljA
:(

It matches your AV!

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

tentative8e8op posted:

We can make flies grow eyes instead of legs and wings!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JIHSTEhljA
:(

Yaaaay!

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

tentative8e8op posted:

We can make flies grow eyes instead of legs and wings!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JIHSTEhljA
:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h80ZlYQtpg

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

It's like that scene from Slither.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Big Centipede posted:

Something else coming next week. Cyclocosmia torreya. A trapdoor spider with an rear end like an ancient rune.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/wlzzaeB

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/2VDDu6Y

In the Middle Ages, these spiders were highly sought after for their ornate posteriors, since spiders in different regions have wildly varying designs. They were used to seal envelopes with wax due to their sturdiness when dried, and designs used to identify certain royal bloodlines. Rich people were literally waxing dat rear end before it was a euphemism.

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