The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Do over Ham posted:

What about us brain dead slobs?

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:34

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 03:58

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Do over Ham posted:

Tell you what; we come back and everyone's dead? I owe you a quote.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:55

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

The SituAsian posted:

What about us brain dead slobs?

You'll be given cushy quotes.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Tell you what; we come back and everyone's dead? I owe you a quote.

The SituAsian, Neddy Seagoon! Do over Ham's dead!

That's right: dead serious about going to TV IV Land.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 11:52

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

The SituAsian posted:

What about us brain dead slobs?

If you turn that security camera around you can sleep and no one will ever know.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 12:28

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Baka-nin posted:

If you turn that security camera around you can sleep and no one will ever know.

I came to see you three times today. Twice you were sleeping and once you were kicking that ball of electrical tape around.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 12:48

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Baka-nin posted:

If you turn that security camera around you can sleep and no one will ever know.

And earlier today, I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Heh, can you imagine that, he... he was hanging from a coat hook.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 14:22

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I came to see you three times today. Twice you were sleeping and once you were kicking that ball of electrical tape around.

TMMadman posted:

And earlier today, I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Heh, can you imagine that, he... he was hanging from a coat hook.

I won't quote in the same thread with goons who think I'm lazy I'm going to go right down to GBS, unfold the archives, unroll the signature ban... eh, good night.

Baka-nin fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Jul 11, 2016

# ? Jul 11, 2016 14:31

Antitonic: Sep 24, 2011; Invented By Gandhi

Baka-nin posted:

If you turn that security camera around you can sleep and no one will ever know.

He's a loser, Baka-nin, dump him!
♫ I travel the world and the seven seas. I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA!♫

# ? Jul 11, 2016 14:47

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Antitonic posted:

♫ I travel the world and the seven seas. I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA!♫

# ? Jul 11, 2016 15:06

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

Class3KillStorm posted:

# ? Jul 11, 2016 15:19

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Baka-nin posted:

Well, if we wanted to live forever we wouldn't have become ushers.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 16:14

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

And earlier today, I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Heh, can you imagine that, he... he was hanging from a coat hook.

It's not funny! :mad:

And the one in my pants really hurts!

# ? Jul 11, 2016 16:30

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I came to see you three times today. Twice you were sleeping and once you were kicking that ball of electrical tape around.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 18:36

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I never realized how boring this game is.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 19:20

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

The Nastier Nate posted:

I never realized how boring this game is.

Ties? You bet!

# ? Jul 11, 2016 20:15

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

DizzyBum posted:

Ties? You bet!

Are you wearing a tie to impress Nastier Nate?

# ? Jul 11, 2016 23:24

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

Are you wearing a tie to impress Nastier Nate?

Well if that's what you think, I have something to tell you.

... Something that may shock and discredit you.

... And that thing is as follows:

I'm not wearing a tie at all! :smug:

# ? Jul 11, 2016 23:35

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Are you wearing a tie to impress Nastier Nate?

And now for the man who has everything....a tie rack motor!

# ? Jul 12, 2016 00:08

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

IMJack posted:

Well if that's what you think, I have something to tell you.

... Something that may shock and discredit you.

... And that thing is as follows:

I'm not wearing a tie at all!

Are you interested in that tie quote, IMJack?

# ? Jul 12, 2016 00:53

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

I never realized how boring this game is.

...the windup and a 2-2 pitch. Oh, no, wait a minute, the batter is calling for time. Looks like he's going to get himself a new bat. And now there's a beach ball on the field, and the balls boys are discussing which one of them's going to go get it. :stare:

# ? Jul 12, 2016 01:52

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

Well if that's what you think, I have something to tell you.

... Something that may shock and discredit you.

... And that thing is as follows:

I'm not wearing a tie at all!

# ? Jul 12, 2016 02:02

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Are you interested in that tie quote, IMJack?

# ? Jul 12, 2016 02:19

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

...the windup and a 2-2 pitch. Oh, no, wait a minute, the batter is calling for time. Looks like he's going to get himself a new bat. And now there's a beach ball on the field, and the balls boys are discussing which one of them's going to go get it.

What? Aren't we going to see any washed-up major leaguers?

# ? Jul 12, 2016 02:33

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Do over Ham posted:

...the windup and a 2-2 pitch. Oh, no, wait a minute, the batter is calling for time. Looks like he's going to get himself a new bat. And now there's a beach ball on the field, and the balls boys are discussing which one of them's going to go get it.

Uh-oh. And a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 04:05

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Class3KillStorm posted:

Uh-oh. And a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious.

Wow. This is uh... This is a black day for baseball. :smith:

# ? Jul 12, 2016 04:28

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Wow. This is uh... This is a black day for baseball.

Ladies and Gentlemen it's the end. The end of dog racing. :dawkins101:

# ? Jul 12, 2016 05:19

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

Jerusalem posted:

Ladies and Gentlemen it's the end. The end of dog racing.

That Horse better win or we're taking a trip to the glue factory and he can't come.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 05:30

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Ladies and Gentlemen it's the end. The end of dog racing.

Silence!

Prepare for the end!

The end of high prices!

# ? Jul 12, 2016 05:46

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Jerusalem posted:

Ladies and Gentlemen it's the end. The end of dog racing.

Ladies and gentlemen, whatever dignity remained in boxing is literally flying out the window.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 11:51

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, whatever dignity remained in boxing is literally flying out the window.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 12:01

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Baka-nin posted:

They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 14:11

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, whatever dignity remained in boxing is literally flying out the window.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 14:21

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

York_M_Chan posted:

They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.

Hey, there's one thing I don't get though. When my face was crushed, why'd it go back to my old face? I mean, shouldn't it have turned into some third face that was different? It don't make noUSER WAS BANNED FOR THIS QUOTE

# ? Jul 12, 2016 14:24

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

DizzyBum posted:

Hey, there's one thing I don't get though. When my face was crushed, why'd it go back to my old face? I mean, shouldn't it have turned into some third face that was different? It don't make noUSER WAS BANNED FOR THIS QUOTE