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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Pander posted:

*makes self Baloogan*

done.

you couldn't last two minutes in my world, bitch

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPlvkyS1gy0

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/752469860605583360

Also, the GOP tech guy is named Blake because of course he is.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/752471147137142785

Related: the Chapo Trap House episode with Vic Berger just dropped

ohgodwhat
Aug 6, 2005

5514? Did they hit 5 instead of 8 accidentally?

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/752469860605583360

Also, the GOP tech guy is named Blake because of course he is.

"Hi blake I have a problem, your password is stupid as all hell"

Upside Potential
Jun 14, 2006
If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.
Trump VP should be Sheriff Clark.


OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/752471147137142785

Related: the Chapo Trap House episode with Vic Berger just dropped

if that's Cheung, he used to work for McCain, Sharron Angle, Dewhurst

on a side note, the UFC just sold itself for $4 billion US

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I'm still seriouisly hoping for Webb

Webb!

Piquai Souban
Mar 21, 2007

Manque du respect: toujours.
Triple bas cinq: toujours.
It's still remarkable that the Trump campaign thought having a VP who isn't a white man was pandering (which seemed like a dog whistle for alienating his voters).

http://www.vox.com/2016/5/26/11784848/trump-vice-president-woman

Piquai Souban
Mar 21, 2007

Manque du respect: toujours.
Triple bas cinq: toujours.
People are tweeting that Paul Ryan will speak at the convention: did Trump finally release the schedule, or is he still struggling to make deals?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Piquai Souban posted:

People are tweeting that Paul Ryan will speak at the convention: did Trump finally release the schedule, or is he still struggling to make deals?

I get the feeling it's going to be revealed about 2 hours into the convention at this point.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Upside Potential posted:

Trump VP should be Sheriff Clark.




Holy poo poo how did I not think of that.

This guy owns.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Piquai Souban posted:

People are tweeting that Paul Ryan will speak at the convention: did Trump finally release the schedule, or is he still struggling to make deals?

Ryan is the chairman of the convention, a position he was elected to back in 2012.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
good that he is showing up

for trump

knee status: bent as gently caress

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Upside Potential posted:

Trump VP should be Sheriff Clark.




Is he the guy that Fox News brings on any time a black person is shot by the police to basically go "if police racist, how come black cop?"

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
SAD!

Majority Disapproves of Decision Not to Charge Clinton on Emails (POLL)

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/majority-disapproves-decision-charge-clinton-emails-poll/story?id=40445344






In other news, back in May:

Clinton: Trump not qualified to be president

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/280566-clinton-trump-not-qualified-to-be-president


OOPS. Hope her royal highness doesn't frequent Drudge Report, she might not like one of today's headlines:

"Voters Now Rate Clinton, Trump Equally Qualified for Presidency... Developing..."



#MAGA #BUILDTHEWALL #TRUMPTHATBITCH

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Upside Potential posted:

Trump VP should be Sheriff Clark.




funny, he doesn't look like a sheriff...

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Boosted_C5 posted:

SAD!

Majority Disapproves of Decision Not to Charge Clinton on Emails (POLL)

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/majority-disapproves-decision-charge-clinton-emails-poll/story?id=40445344






In other news, back in May:

Clinton: Trump not qualified to be president

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/280566-clinton-trump-not-qualified-to-be-president


OOPS. Hope her royal highness doesn't frequent Drudge Report, she might not like one of today's headlines:

"Voters Now Rate Clinton, Trump Equally Qualified for Presidency... Developing..."



#MAGA #BUILDTHEWALL #TRUMPTHATBITCH

you forgot a poll

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Joementum posted:

Ryan is the chairman of the convention, a position he was elected to back in 2012.

Hmm, so exactly how shitfaced is Ryan going to be to get through? And How maniacally will Boehner be laughing the whole time?

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Hi. I have no qualifications or experience but my surname is 'Card'. Please consider me for VP.

Actually, Card would be quite the plausible candidate ! Somebody make this happen, please.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Sub-Actuality posted:

funny, he doesn't look like a sheriff...

sheriffs come in all shapes sizes colors and income brackets

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
Slow and steady wins the race.

http://elections.huffingtonpost.com...n,trump&fudge=1

NON PARTISAN Polls of LIKELY voters:

Upside Potential
Jun 14, 2006
If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.

Boosted_C5 posted:

Holy poo poo how did I not think of that.

This guy owns.

The it's a "Sharif's Badge", was a Trump ARG.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
UK's new prime minister, her opponent dropped out

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/jul/11/andrea-leadsom-apologises-to-theresa-may-politics-live

The new thatcher to trump's reagan?

Mandatory Assembly
May 25, 2008

it's time to get juche
Lipstick Apathy

exploding mummy posted:

you forgot a poll



lol

also this:

Boosted_C5 posted:


OOPS. Hope her royal highness doesn't frequent Drudge Report, she might not like one of today's headlines:

"Voters Now Rate Clinton, Trump Equally Qualified for Presidency... Developing..."

Is totally unsourced as of this moment... who wants to take the other end of a bet that it's a Rasmussen or Zogby poll?

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Boosted_C5 posted:

Slow and steady wins the race.

http://elections.huffingtonpost.com...n,trump&fudge=1

NON PARTISAN Polls of LIKELY voters:



In case anyone forgot what actual unskewing looks like: it's this.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
I can't wait to read through the Hillary Toxx thread in the wee hours of the morning on Nov. 9th and ban every motherfucker in there.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Baloogan posted:

UK's new prime minister, her opponent dropped out

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/jul/11/andrea-leadsom-apologises-to-theresa-may-politics-live

The new thatcher to trump's reagan?

If Breitbart was a person, this would be her

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


can attendees drink at the convention?

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
It's a brand new GOP, folks

https://twitter.com/jwpetersNYT/status/752479862401609730

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




ohgodwhat posted:

5514? Did they hit 5 instead of 8 accidentally?

Shoulda been 0451.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


Now we wait for bathrooms and that there are "only two genders"

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't wait to read through the Hillary Toxx thread in the wee hours of the morning on Nov. 9th and ban every motherfucker in there.

Ask yourself, would Trump really wait for permission to do something? That's not leadership. That's not anything.

He'd DO IT.

Just like he'd BUILD THAT WALL.

Just do it Boosted. Just do it.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Boosted_C5 posted:

Slow and steady wins the race.

how very jeb!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't wait to read through the Hillary Toxx thread in the wee hours of the morning on Nov. 9th and ban every motherfucker in there.

I want to hear their lamentations!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

That was quick

https://twitter.com/jwpetersnyt/status/752463484458328064

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Now we wait for bathrooms and that there are "only two genders"
The GOP has lost so hard on anything to do with sex or gender it's gotten very interesting to see how long they can keep up the appearance of a fight.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress yes, the GOP had me worried with Newt's "black people get it harder" talk but nope, they still hate the gays and minorities just as much!

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

We hate gays so much we will amend the constitution to persecute them, says fringe party.

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