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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

OwlFancier posted:

I'm shocked.

So are the union members who voted for him last time, apparently.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I suppose if he loses it serves as yet a further demonstration of how a free vote without free information is rather farcical.

curse of flubber
Mar 12, 2007
I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP

ukle posted:

The Labour party now needs to stand a proper candidate against Corbyn, as it looks like his time is over if the Unions are now solidly against him - assuming this isn't just a dodgy poll.

I'd be interested to see what the other unions think.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Megaspel posted:

I'd be interested to see what the other unions think.

It doesn't really matter, they're the major unions apart from a few which aren't even affiliated to Labour.

I wish that had some cross tabs about party membership and voting intentions behind it though, as it is bad but a little hard to analyse apart from 'people don't like leaders (who are) getting a real pasting from their own party and media'.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Baron Corbyn posted:

Something like 60% of the public want a general election before article 50 is activated and it should be a walkover for the Tories if they call it before Labour settle their civil war. Honestly I don't know why she wouldn't want to head off the bullshit cries of "unelected" Prime Minister and increase her paper thin majority to boot.

her two massive priorities should be to turn around the economic free fall we're in and set out the EU exit plan
neither of these are possible in the uncertainty of an election campaign.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

kustomkarkommando posted:

Is this the same poll Len McCluskey wrote a pissy letter to the Guardian about or is it a new one?

Unless Unite suddenly handed over information on their membership to YouGov then the same complaint applies.

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/03/poll-does-not-represent-members-of-unite

Len McCluskey posted:

Your paper has made much of a YouGov/Election Data poll claiming to be of Unite members and purporting to put Unite members at odds with their union’s support for Jeremy Corbyn (Weekend respite as Watson seeks talks on Corbyn exit, 2 July). Your readers need to know two things about that poll. One, Unite did not collaborate in this poll and there appears to be no effort by YouGov to explain how it confirmed those polled as definitely being members of this union. Two, a sample of 775 out of a union with a membership of over 1.4 million members cannot be regarded as a serious indicator of the feelings of Unite members, especially when half of those polled are not even Labour voters. Without access to Unite’s membership database, there is no way the poll could be properly weighted to represent the membership either. This poll lacks any integrity and is a malicious attempt to undermine Unite’s democracy.

Igiari
Sep 14, 2007
Just came back from a branch meeting where a motion of confidence in Jeremy was debated. It was civil, but a really ugly atmosphere, especially for a branch meeting.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

quote:

Two, a sample of 775 out of a union with a membership of over 1.4 million members cannot be regarded as a serious indicator of the feelings of Unite members

A poll of 775 people out of 1.4 million has a margin of error of 3.52%. So yes, Len, it can.

Implied Consent
Jul 6, 2006


I've been looking at DWP stats too much so I completely trust these figures that omit data and/or don't add up to 100%.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Igiari posted:

Just came back from a branch meeting where a motion of confidence in Jeremy was debated. It was civil, but a really ugly atmosphere, especially for a branch meeting.

don't keep us hanging. which way did the motion go?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Implied Consent posted:

I've been looking at DWP stats too much so I completely trust these figures that omit data and/or don't add up to 100%.

Yeah YouGov are definitely lying to you and these charts aren't merely catchy headline figures that omit Don't Knows.

All the info you need is here but - trigger warning - it doesn't look any better for old Jherembe.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

Pissflaps posted:

A poll of 775 people out of 1.4 million has a margin of error of 3.52%. So yes, Len, it can.

Show your working.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i don't want to vote for corbyn in the leadership election but if the options are him or someone even more unelectable or someone who has talked about privatising the NHS there isn't another option

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
It looks bad, but I still don't see Angela Eagle doing any better. Maybe if Labour hadn't spent 20 years gutting the left this wouldn't have happened?

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
The anti corbyn thing feels a lot like people are opposed to him ideologically but dont want to argue ideology so they keep making poo poo up and creating self fulfilling propechies in the hopes they can win their ideological war solely through ad hominems.

Like there are some good reasons to oppose him or support someone else, but it doesnt feel like those reasons are actually the ones driving the debate?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

dispatch_async posted:

Show your working.

http://www.comres.co.uk/our-work/margin-of-error-calculator/


GlyphGryph posted:

The anti corbyn thing feels a lot like people are opposed to him ideologically but dont want to argue ideology so they keep making poo poo up and creating self fulfilling propechies in the hopes they can win their ideological war solely through ad hominems.

Agreed. These polls are made up. And also ad hominems.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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Sycophantry posted:

I live in Burnley and teach just outside of Accrington.

Most of my older colleagues voted Leave and they were kinda blindsided by the Brickworks saying they'll be going. Half the county is stamped through with Accrington. It's a pile of poo poo. Just like everything, especially in education too!

I don't really have anything to say other than I'm from Burnley :)

Also any industry that was remaining in the Pennines is going to get absolutely poo poo canned by brexit lol

Pissflaps posted:

Yeah YouGov are definitely lying to you and these charts aren't merely catchy headline figures that omit Don't Knows.

All the info you need is here but - trigger warning - it doesn't look any better for old Jherembe.

As others have pointed out these numbers are mostly pointless without a candidate to poll against. I think JC is doing badly and should probably step down until I look at Angela Eagle or any of the other potential challengers and resign myself to the fact that jez is probably the best we have for now.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The polls are a good demonstrator of the ability of media to influence a population.

The actual material complaints I am less convinced of the validity of, again, as they started before he even took over.

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Pissflaps posted:

A poll of 775 people out of 1.4 million has a margin of error of 3.52%. So yes, Len, it can.
How about point one?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Paul.Power posted:

How about point one?

Couldn't tell you or Len. I haven't seen that poll or its methodology.



OwlFancier posted:

The polls are a good demonstrator of the ability of media to influence a population.

Or Corbyn's inability to do the same.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

looking for Corbyn's statement about May's accession, but can't find amongst all the other stuff in the news today. anyone got a link?

Implied Consent
Jul 6, 2006

Pissflaps posted:

Yeah YouGov are definitely lying to you and these charts aren't merely catchy headline figures that omit Don't Knows.

All the info you need is here but - trigger warning - it doesn't look any better for old Jherembe.

I couldn't find the raw data. Where is it?

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

dispatch_async posted:

Show your working.

suppose each person has a probability p of supporting corbyn. then the number of 'i support corbyn' answers out of n phonecalls will follow a binomial distribution. you can approximate the binomial with a normal with the same mean and variance:

mu = p*n
var = p*(1-p)*n

to keep things simple, let's pick p = 0.5, since that'll maximize the var. a two-sigma (95%) confidence interval on the number of 'i support corbyn' answers would be

0.5*n +/- 2*sqrt(0.25*n)

so a two-sigma confidence interval on the fraction of 'i support corbyn' answers would be

0.5 +/- 1/sqrt(n)

which for 775 phonecalls means it's 0.5 +/- 0.036

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Cerv posted:

looking for corbyn's statement about May's accession, but can't find amongst all the other stuff in the news today. anyone got a link?

He's been too busy at some Cuban thing to comment on the UK's new Prime Minister.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Implied Consent posted:

I couldn't find the raw data. Where is it?

I don't know it's not my blog or my polling company. Try the YouGov website?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pissflaps posted:

Or Corbyn's inability to do the same.

Much like leading in general, no amount of desire or skill can realistically compel an unwilling subject to do as you desire.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

GlyphGryph posted:

The anti corbyn thing feels a lot like people are opposed to him ideologically but dont want to argue ideology so they keep making poo poo up and creating self fulfilling propechies in the hopes they can win their ideological war solely through ad hominems.
They don't want to argue ideology because they tried that 10 months ago and got utterly destroyed. That's why they are purposefully leaving ideology out of it and instead are pointing at Corbyn's bad approval ratings while pretending that theirs would definitely be better, scout's honour!

Corbyn is doing poorly and some of his policies will never, ever connect with the wider public, but pretending someone as easily flapped as Angela Eagle can win by force of personality alone is madness, and the super-secret plan she's not telling us about - which is almost certainly "run one micron to the left of the Tories on all issues" - will end up not only losing an election, but putting the Overton window completely under Tory control for the next five years.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Pissflaps posted:

So are the union members who voted for him last time, apparently.

Do you think he's bollocks because of reasons other than the establishment made his life hell the minute he got into his position?

Because your arguments seem very circular or rather they make you very vulnerable to further manipulation in the future. The most effective leader in the world can be reduced to nothing if his enemies and his supposed friends are all committed to pulling the rug out from under him/her. We're talking about a cabinet who leaked questions to the tories. Which means it's possible you'll never get the leader you want if the slightest fight back from the opposition makes you balk and clamor for someone more "electable". Where "electable" in this case means the establishment is not harassing them because they are either friends with the right people/corporate entities or not seen as a threat.

Corbyn hasn't been the victim of a massive media smear campaign because he was "bad". If he was bad they'd have ignored him. And if you truly think he needs to go because getting any leader, whatever their policies, in power is the most important thing then you're a coward and short sighted.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Pissflaps posted:

Agreed. These polls are made up. And also ad hominems.

Glad you can admit it, but I should clarify in the interests of technical accuracy that the polls can not be ad hominems in and of themselves, people like you are merely using them as such. :)

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Labour is hosed regardless and honestly it's going to be amsuimg to see a new labour leader get loving slammed hard enough by everyone for being Ed-bot 2.0 and would mean that the labour party loses support again.

Honestly you fucks down south didn't learn anything from Scottish Labour did you. You're going to kick the only person that seems to be anti-establishment enough for what people are asking for but instead you're going to have the Jim Murphy effect of putting someone that people would loath and wondering why it didn't work when people are going to go elsewhere again.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

GlyphGryph posted:

The anti corbyn thing feels a lot like people are opposed to him ideologically but dont want to argue ideology so they keep making poo poo up and creating self fulfilling propechies in the hopes they can win their ideological war solely through ad hominems.

Like there are some good reasons to oppose him or support someone else, but it doesnt feel like those reasons are actually the ones driving the debate?

This is absolutely the case. The PLP know that the membership is getting more and more disillusioned with their politics, and by and large the new members are supportive of a socialist platform, so they CANNOT make it about policy because they know they will have to change or get creamed. And they've made it self-evident that they can't or don't want to change.

Their whole platform is 'Corbyn got stabbed in the back by us so he's a terrible leader'.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Extreme0 posted:

Labour is hosed regardless and honestly it's going to be amsuimg to see a new labour leader get loving slammed hard enough by everyone for being Ed-bot 2.0 and would mean that the labour party loses support again.

Honestly you fucks down south didn't learn anything from Scottish Labour did you. You're going to kick the only person that seems to be anti-establishment enough for what people are asking for but instead you're going to have the Jim Murphy effect of putting someone that people would loath and wondering why it didn't work when people are going to go elsewhere again.

We're doing our level best not to, but the PLP are not making it easy. Fuckwits.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if people can't name anyone to take over for corbyn can they shut the gently caress up about him leaving if they don't even know who should replace him

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Jose posted:

if people can't name anyone to take over for corbyn can they shut the gently caress up about him leaving if they don't even know who should replace him

Anyone but Diane Abbott should replace him.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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Have a super long Facebook post thats going viral amongst my labour friends:

quote:

Dear anti-Corbyn Labour supporters,

I get it. I really do. He has not led Labour to brilliant election results. He has not inspired confidence in enough of his MPs. His personal polling is not good. Some of his supporters are utter dicks. Momentum is way more centralist than I'd like (though I think "Trotskyist" is a bit of a push). He's older and he's tired. He doesn't always speak brilliantly. We really really want to get rid of the Tories. I completely understand why you might not support Corbyn.

The problem is, you have given us nothing else to support. I am a politics geek, and I have been completely obsessed by the newsfeeds for the last fortnight, and I have not seen one single new policy idea come from the anti-Corbyn MPs. Maybe you have them, but if so they haven't made it out beyond your thinktanks and fancy ill-attended seminars. I have not seen one single new compelling narrative, one single new ideological possibility. Maybe you have them, but you've been even worse at getting them in the papers than Corbyn. Lines about Corbyn's electability mean nothing unless you can offer another idea to elect.

Because we are desperate. Speaking personally, I have had every economic advantage afforded to the middle class, and I still have never had a full-time job, a living wage income, or income security for more than a few months ahead. I managed to get out of debt but I've been stuck in the private rental sector and getting out seems to be getting harder and harder. I'm 29. My mental health and sexuality haven't helped with all this, especially not with austerity screwing things up on those fronts as well. But I am pretty privileged, all things told, and I'm physically desperate for political change, so I cannot fully imagine how desperate things must be for folk who started out with fewer advantages than me.

You think Corbyn's re-enacting the politics of the 80s, and maybe to a certain extent he is. Some of his ideas definitely are old, and are just about protecting what little is left of the welfare state and getting back some of what we've lost. But to someone to whom no other political alternatives are offered, that's pretty appealing. And he is offering us just enough new ideas -- grasroots-led political parties and people's quantitative easing, for example -- to think that he could take us somewhere new. He's also offering us a really compelling story -- solidarity -- that we actually believe him about, because, unlike most anti-Corbyn MPs, he actually marched with us when we needed him to. The reason there's a huge movement behind him is because he actually knows how to build a social movement, and you haven't even tried. How do you think you can win an election, in these times, if you can't do that?

Centrist social democracy has failed. Your project is over. Your parties are collapsing across Europe. You have widened inequality across the continent, and the horrible results are now coming back to tear things apart. You need to offer something new. Not just say "we're new" or "we're change", because people aren't stupid, have seen it before, and tend to actually vote for what they perceive to be their economic interests. If you think those interests lie in centrist social democracy, you've been proven wrong, and if you think centrist social democracy is the future, it is you who's re-enacting the politics of the 80s.
Most of us know it's a long shot with Corbyn. Most of us know it's an uphill struggle and it'll be hard to win the next election. But faced with the choice between that and more of the same, we'd rather take the chance.

I'm glad that Angela Eagle has finally announced her leadership challenge, partly because maybe it will put this miserable news cycle to bed, partly because we can have these discussions more clearly and move Labour forward, but mostly because she (and you) now have a chance to tell us what you actually stand for. The reason the "Blairite" line has come out so often, even though you're no more all Blairites than we're all Trots, is because most of us have no idea what you actually stand for if not for more of the same. So tell us. Here's a few policy ideas for free:

(1) Federalism. Corbyn's been crap on Scotland. He's shown no understanding of the situation. Things are moving fast. You need to take a position on Scottish independence soon or you'll continue to fall apart up here. Most people actually want some sort of super-devo-max, and offering that is now the only way to hold the UK together, if that's what you want. Say you'll campaign to give Scotland and Northern Ireland the regional autonomy to stay in the EU, and that would genuinely be inspiring.

(2) Electoral Reform. McDonnell wants proportional representation but Corbyn (or Labour) hasn't taken the plunge. Take it. The left is screwed without it anyway. Two-party politics is over. Election turnout has plummeted. People don't believe they have any influence. Find a way to make us think our say might mean something again.

(3) Universal Basic Income / Land Value Taxation. Two dramatic economic proposals that would restructure the way our economy works. Curiously, they're often supported by both the green left and by libertarians and tech capitalists, so they might even be coalition-building. Shake things up a bit.

I would love to vote for a woman. I would love to vote for an LGB candidate. (I pointedly leave off the T because I don't think any party has any trans MPs, shame on you, on us.) I would love to vote for a younger candidate. I would love to vote for a candidate of colour. I would love to vote for a disabled candidate. I would love to vote for anyone other than an older white man. I really, really want these things. But I won't do it unless there's a candidate who will actually make things better for women, for LGBT people, for young people, for migrants and people of colour, for disabled people.

So unless Eagle (or Smith?) offers something dramatically new, she doesn't stand a chance. To be honest, you've left it so late that she probably doesn't stand a chance anyway, and you'll have given us a Corbyn with a newly inspiring mandate, as long as you actually join in and don't try and pull the same poo poo all over again. But if you lose and don't bring new ideas, we're all hosed; if you win and don't bring new ideas, we're all hosed; if you split, we're all hosed whether you have any new ideas or not. So for gently caress sake stop talking about electability when you've offered nothing to elect, stop talking about MPs' sacred duty to represent the interests of their voters when you've shown no ability to win their votes, stop pretending it's all about personality when you have no personalities most people can actually recognise, and actually offer some actual policy we could all actually get behind.
In solidarity,
Hx

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So basically a distilled version of the past few weeks of this thread

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pissflaps posted:

Anyone but Diane Abbott should replace him.

what are your thoughts about clive lewis other than him being too new to be labour leader?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Pissflaps posted:

Anyone but Diane Abbott should replace him.

I should know better than to engage with Pissbaby, but do you honestly hand-on-heart think Angela Eagle would be a better Labour leader than Corbyn? I mean yeah, okay, I can see some people you could make a credible case for (Not that you in particular ever do so) but Eagle makes Ed Miliband look like he has the iron of Bismarck in his spine.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
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Jose posted:

what are your thoughts about clive lewis other than him being too new to be labour leader?
Pissflaps thinks he'd poll well in urban areas.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Clive Lewis came across well but I would need him to demonstrate a commitment to good policies over some time before I would consider him as a viable leadership candidate.

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thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Pissflaps posted:

Anyone but Diane Abbott should replace him.

You'd support McDonnell then? Good to know.

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