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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Foxhound posted:

Oglaf will forever be the best webcomic thanks to this strip:

http://oglaf.com/owlbear :nws:

2/5 for unnecessary titty

10/10 for actual funny

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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NotAnArtist posted:

unnecessary titty



???

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

NotAnArtist posted:

2/5 for unnecessary titty

10/10 for actual funny

I don't think you get Oglaf.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

NotAnArtist posted:

2/5 for unnecessary titty


Lol look at this idiot.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

NotAnArtist posted:

2/5 for unnecessary titty

It balances out. There is an embarrassment of superfluous dick swishing about in a lot of Oglaf comics.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


'an embarrassment of superfluous dick' is my new favourite phrase.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

All tits are necessary.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





An honorable woman covers her breasts when she engages in sexual activities.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Skippy McPants posted:

There is an embarrassment of superfluous dick swishing about in a lot of Oglaf comics.

I don't think you get Oglaf

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

starkebn posted:

I don't think you get Oglaf

Then what is the proper collective noun for dicks, Mr. Knows Everything?

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Penes

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
well to be pedantic, the quote was about dick swishing, not a group of dicks. Maybe a 'helicopter' of swishing dicks would be correct?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Nuebot posted:

Then what is the proper collective noun for dicks, Mr. Knows Everything?

bepises

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

starkebn posted:

well to be pedantic, the quote was about dick swishing, not a group of dicks. Maybe a 'helicopter' of swishing dicks would be correct?

The juxtaposition of embarrassment appeals to me, and dick grammar is subjective so I'll stick with that.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



its a "bag" of dicks, obviously

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I too think that titty and dick Oglaf is cringeworthy fanservice for weirdos and that other Oglaf can be really funny and clever.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
"Bog of Dicks" would be a totally believable Oglaf strip.

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.
Cornucopia of Cock.

Cocks?

No, Cock.

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Skippy McPants posted:

an embarrassment of superfluous dick swishing about

This is such a beautiful combination of words, I think it should be in this thread one more time.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Cock? Cock. Cock. Cock. Cock.
Cock. And bits of dick.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
A whole page with no loving comics so far... gently caress it, you get Ducktales. This thread deserves Ducktales.











































Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Cock? Cock. Cock. Cock. Cock.
Cock. And bits of dick.

You sound like a cockbat.

:nws: oglaf :nws:

Somebody has a new favorite as of 01:28 on Jul 12, 2016

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

dumb. posted:

A whole page with no loving comics so far... gently caress it, you get Ducktales. This thread deserves Ducktales.













































I don't get it.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!

DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of daring do bad and good
Luck Tales!

D-d-d danger lurks behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do, just grab on to some...

DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of daring do bad and good
DuckTales! Woo-oo!

Not pony tales or cotton tales, no,
DuckTales! Woo-oo!


Paladinus posted:

I don't get it.
Smash the machines that capitalists use to replace the proletariat.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

dumb. posted:

A whole page with no loving comics so far... gently caress it, you get Ducktales. This thread deserves Ducktales.

an embarrassment of superfluous ducks

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

bunnyofdoom posted:

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!

DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of derring-do, bad and good
Luck Tales!

D-d-d danger lurks behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do, just grab on to some...

DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of daring do bad and good
DuckTales! Woo-oo!

Not pony tales or cotton tales, no,
DuckTales! Woo-oo!

Smash the machines that capitalists use to replace the proletariat.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9v3OvzZsfM

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Hindi version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYwdAwQKVIo

(Bonus: it's the animated version of the above comic)

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




"Donald and Hobbes" works frighteningly well:















Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

"Donald and Hobbes" works frighteningly well:
















Keanu Reeves posted:

Whoa.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I don't think you get Oglaf.

Leave it in the scabbard, guys.

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/WcWdNqL.jpg:nws:




Two things I miss in Oglaf are tales of the mighty Kronar and also the demented dwarves who make wonderful machines covered in penises which come alive at night and gently caress you.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

"Donald and Hobbes" works frighteningly well:

Except that Trump clearly doesn't know a good number of those words (neither should a 6~7 year old, but that's Calvin's character so)

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
:nws: Obviously the best oglaf :nws:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

dumb. posted:

A whole page with no loving comics so far... gently caress it, you get Ducktales. This thread deserves Ducktales.













































an embarrassment of superfluous ducks swishing about 

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
here's the intro for the Ducktails 2016 reboot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Not bad, but the dog isn't a cyborg so there's no way the show will fit in with the rest of the remake block

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

bunnyofdoom posted:

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!

DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of daring do bad and good
Luck Tales!

D-d-d danger lurks behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do, just grab on to some...

DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of daring do bad and good
DuckTales! Woo-oo!

Not pony tales or cotton tales, no,
DuckTales! Woo-oo!

Smash the machines that capitalists use to replace the proletariat.

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Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Normally that'd be a case of STDH, but the Ducktales theme is the one song in all the world catchy enough that I am absolutely certain it has made large groups for people spontaneously start singing.

Skippy McPants has a new favorite as of 10:42 on Jul 12, 2016

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