|
Shitfaced kid tries to get into a club, calls the cops after his friends ditch him and tries to fight the bouncer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8s5uBk0vus (Sorry if this has already been posted)
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 07:00
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 14, 2024 05:07 |
|
|
Happy page 420! Here's a classic: Michigan Cop Busted in Marijuana Brownie Overdose Call And the 911 call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrZLc9lqQM0 Highlights: quote:
:copdrugs:
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 07:59
|
|
Time is going by really really really slow
A quarter ounce total into the brownies and you guys ate all the brownies?
|
All the snake talk a couple pages back got me to googling snake bites and I ran across this: http://www.wnd.com/2015/04/teen-bit-by-water-moccasin-he-kept-on-bed/ "'He’s kissed it 12 times. The 13th wasn’t a lucky one,' said Belcher."
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 09:31
|
|
|
Guys, just let the water buffalo have the motorbike. It's not worth it. https://www.facebook.com/fan24h/videos/1843868792304874/
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 13:45
|
|
|
Vastarien posted:All the snake talk a couple pages back got me to googling snake bites and I ran across this: For some reason, this reminds me of a jump rope chant from childhood: Cinderella, dressed in yellow Went downstairs to kiss a fella Made a mistake, kissed a snake How many doctors did it take?
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 14:07
|
|
|
I wasn't sure where to post this. It's definitely schadenfreude in the making at least. http://imgur.com/a/8w1xW
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 14:12
|
|
|
Foxhound posted:I wasn't sure where to post this. It's definitely schadenfreude in the making at least. I think this is what would happen if a couple of 10 year olds were told to build a house without supervision.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 14:30
|
|
|
Foxhound posted:I wasn't sure where to post this. It's definitely schadenfreude in the making at least. I'm pretty sure that is literally load bearing OSB. Without it, I bet I could knock the whole thing down with a shoulder charge.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 14:38
|
|
|
Foxhound posted:I wasn't sure where to post this. It's definitely schadenfreude in the making at least. I didn't realize grover was a landlord now...
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 14:46
|
|
|
I have a rotten shed in the back that after 4 years of asking the landlord has finally given me permission to tear down because I consider it a hazard for my children. That shed is a 1,000 times better than anything in those pictures. I wouldn't even walk next to that thing.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 14:47
|
|
|
Does the landlord not own something so simple as a saw?
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 15:04
|
|
|
By the look on his face that poisonous snake bite was the real McCoy
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 15:06
|
|
|
Lotish posted:Does the landlord not own something so simple as a saw? Uh don't you know the old saying 'Measure never, also cut never, just kinda pound poo poo vaguely in place'?
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 15:43
|
|
|
Saint Freak posted:Uh don't you know the old saying 'Measure never, also cut never, just kinda pound poo poo vaguely in place'? I don't think so Tim.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 15:48
|
|
|
You don't need a saw. There was clearly an axe there and with his make do attitude that's all you ever need for cutting.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 15:49
|
|
|
Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 15:58
|
|
|
You really do question what is happening. Is he mentally ill and thinks anything he is doing is ok? Is he that stubborn that he forges on ahead regardless of how hopeless the situation is? Is he so inept that he can't see the mistakes as mistakes? What is really going on?
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 16:00
|
|
|
Indolent Bastard posted:You really do question what is happening. Is he mentally ill and thinks anything he is doing is ok? Is he that stubborn that he forges on ahead regardless of how hopeless the situation is? Is he so inept that he can't see the mistakes as mistakes? What is really going on? Minimum contractual obligation.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 16:02
|
|
|
Story is a couple years old, dudes landlord was building it piecemeal and had no construction experience. Possibly blind as well https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1bo8hf/my_buddys_landlord_told_him_he_was_going_to_build/
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 16:05
|
|
|
Darkhold posted:You don't need a saw. There was clearly an axe there and with his make do attitude that's all you ever need for cutting. You can even use the blunt side of the axe to pound in those screws.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 16:09
|
|
|
Foxhound posted:I wasn't sure where to post this. It's definitely schadenfreude in the making at least. This legitimately looks worse than the results of the goon whose roommate tried to build an extra bedroom inside the living room of their apartment. Also - I know jack poo poo about the price of lumber, but that couldn't have been cheap, could it?
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 16:09
|
|
|
Tony Phillips posted:This legitimately looks worse than the results of the goon whose roommate tried to build an extra bedroom inside the living room of their apartment. Easily a few hundred for what would be trash after a few months of any real weather getting at it.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 16:11
|
|
|
Indolent Bastard posted:You really do question what is happening. Is he mentally ill and thinks anything he is doing is ok? Is he that stubborn that he forges on ahead regardless of how hopeless the situation is? Is he so inept that he can't see the mistakes as mistakes? What is really going on? 
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 16:12
|
|
|
He'd literally have been better off gluing and nailing all that lumber together into a solid block of wood and then using the axe to whittle out everything that wasn't a shed.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 16:31
|
|
|
Indolent Bastard posted:You really do question what is happening. Is he mentally ill and thinks anything he is doing is ok? Is he that stubborn that he forges on ahead regardless of how hopeless the situation is? Is he so inept that he can't see the mistakes as mistakes? What is really going on? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0l0yvgnUB0
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 16:50
|
|
|
No one's ever gonna see this nail anyways its between these beams No one's ever gonna see these beams anyways, because they're going to be covered with board No one's ever gonna see the boards anyways, because they're going to be covered with paint. poo poo.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 17:09
|
|
|
Gromit posted:Tell me when these youtube superstars fill a tub with Gympie Gympie leaves. Speaking of nettle, I went on the internet and I found this:  http://i.imgur.com/UXMBZaz.gif Probably literal schadenfreude for someone.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 17:55
|
|
|
Anos posted:I think this is what would happen if a couple of 10 year olds were told to build a house without supervision. Apparently he finished it: 
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 18:47
|
|
|
 finished
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 18:49
|
|
|
dpbjinc posted:
current stairs status: insulated as gently caress
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 18:55
|
|
|
http://i.imgur.com/8tJKO3U.gifv
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 19:03
|
|
|
Carbon dioxide posted:- Snipped because people evidently died - This is what happens when you park over the line. e: Oh, geez, of course people died. SpacePig has a new favorite as of 19:33 on Jul 12, 2016 |
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 19:14
|
|
|
SpacePig posted:This is what happens when you park over the line. It's also what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps. Is there a backstory to this?
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 19:18
|
|
|
SpacePig posted:This is what happens when you park over the line. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 19:21
|
|
|
Yay, three people died in that gif.quote:A small plane crashed into a car on Thursday in a car park near a Houston airport, killing three people aboard the aircraft.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 19:22
|
|
|
Jesus, total flat spin, can't really find much schadenfreude in that. May Goose sing you to your rest.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 19:38
|
|
|
DandyLion posted:Jesus, total flat spin, can't really find much schadenfreude in that. May Goose sing you to your rest. No joy I say again No joy
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 19:49
|
|
|
I can't figure out what happened here. Looking at the shadow it almost seems like the plane hit something then fell? But maybe it was falling straight down and flat and just started twisting a dozen or so feet from the ground? edit Yeah, I think its wing hit that pole or whatever's shadow is in the lower left.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 19:57
|
|
|
Solice Kirsk posted:I can't figure out what happened here. Looking at the shadow it almost seems like the plane hit something then fell? But maybe it was falling straight down and flat and just started twisting a dozen or so feet from the ground? DandyLion posted:Jesus, total flat spin, can't really find much schadenfreude in that. May Goose sing you to your rest.
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 20:01
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 14, 2024 05:07 |
|
|
Rev. Bleech_ posted:Apparently he finished it: Are those decorative rocks around the edge, or dried poo poo from the ruptured sewage line?
|
|
#
?
Jul 12, 2016 20:03
|
|
