Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH

Xandu posted:

I had this really tasty cocktail the other day with mushroom-flavored cognac. Is there any way to recreate that at home?

Probably, if you know the mushroom used and the infusion length/temp.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Thoht
Aug 3, 2006

Yeah. My initial guess would be dried mushrooms, but I'd have to taste it to know.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



cbirdsong posted:

Hey Kenning, for Regent's Punch, what is the best way to deal with a lack of seville oranges? I know they're supposed to be more bitter, so would I sub in some mix of lemons and regular oranges?

Pretty late, but if you can find proper orange marmalade made with bitter oranges you can get some of the zesty orange depth of flavor that way, and just sub out lemom juice for the Seville juice. Oh, and reduce the sugar to account for the marmalade.

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

I forgot about the Amontillado sherry I threw in my oak barrel 2 months ago. Tasted it today. I'm blown away! It's delicious. It was supposed to just be a placeholder for a few weeks until I forgot about it, but now I've decided I'm going to remix it with Anejo Rum, Ferrand's dry curacao, and a little allspice dram. The tester I made using what I had lying (Flor de Cana 7, DK triple sec) was awesome, and I think it's the kind of drink that will age really well in a barrel.

E: I ended up trying it with a sweeter, darker rum and liked it even more. The final mix that went into the barrel was:

750 ml barrel aged Amontialldo Sherry (aged 60-80 days, ~equivalent 1 year in a full sized barrel)
375 ml Ron Zacapa 23
375 ml Pierre Ferrand's Dry Curacao
125 ml allspice dram

:toot:

The Ferrand's Curacao is just awesome, too.

Fart Car '97 fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jul 12, 2016

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!

Fart Car '97 posted:

I forgot about the Amontillado sherry I threw in my oak barrel 2 months ago. Tasted it today. I'm blown away! It's delicious. It was supposed to just be a placeholder for a few weeks until I forgot about it, but now I've decided I'm going to remix it with Anejo Rum, Ferrand's dry curacao, and a little allspice dram. The tester I made using what I had lying (Flor de Cana 7, DK triple sec) was awesome, and I think it's the kind of drink that will age really well in a barrel.

E: I ended up trying it with a sweeter, darker rum and liked it even more. The final mix that went into the barrel was:

750 ml barrel aged Amontialldo Sherry
375 ml Ron Zacapa 23
375 ml Pierre Ferrand's Dry Curacao

:toot:

The Ferrand's Curacao is just awesome, too.

Fuuuuck that sounds great. PF Dry Curacao is so good in everything I put it in.

Also last week at work I figured out a way to make creme de banana palatable:

1oz Flor de Cana 12yr
1oz Defiant whisky (scotch style whisky from North Carolina)
0.5oz orgeat
0.25oz creme de banana

I've just been calling it Banana Bread, since that's exactly what it tastes like. Might try serving it warm, garnish it with some slivered almonds or something.

prayer group fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Jul 12, 2016

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

Ditch the creme de banana and replace it with a banana infused rum imo, otherwise that sounds super tasty.

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
I have no doubt that that would be better, but the point was to make creme de banana into something enjoyable. One of the other bartenders made a really interesting drink with blueberry infused Flor de Cana though, so we are definitely on the infused-rum tip around here.

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

Oh my god we got Angels Envy rye in today :eyepop:

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



It's summer, and the catered lunch at work included lemonade and iced tea. That made me wonder if anyone has an alcoholic Arnold Palmer recipe. It seems like the simplest thing would be limoncello and tea shaken over ice. There's also the drop a shot of vodka into a normal Arnold Palmer option, but adding vodka to a nonalcoholic drink to make it alcoholic is cheating.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
When customers at work have asked for an alcoholic Arnold Palmer I've thrown some bourbon in with iced tea and lemon and simple and it's tasty. You can go pretty easy on the tea though or else everything gets way too tannic and combines with the booze to produce some weird off-flavors

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!

22 Eargesplitten posted:

It's summer, and the catered lunch at work included lemonade and iced tea. That made me wonder if anyone has an alcoholic Arnold Palmer recipe. It seems like the simplest thing would be limoncello and tea shaken over ice. There's also the drop a shot of vodka into a normal Arnold Palmer option, but adding vodka to a nonalcoholic drink to make it alcoholic is cheating.

This is a drink I made up and called Hey Arnold, which is currently on my restaurant's cocktail list.

2oz American gin (we use Commonwealth)
1.5oz sweet tea syrup (in a quart container, fill with sugar just under halfway, add black tea and water, let sit for a few hours then strain)
1oz limoncello
3 dashes Angostura

Build in a pint glass. Add crushed ice, then top with whatever prosecco or sparkling wine you have. Stir. Garnish with lemon and mint if you feel like it. Tastes precisely like an Arnold Palmer, but it gets you drunk pretty drat fast.

slut chan
Nov 30, 2006
Just made a 3 to 1 gin martini with orange bitters shaken with some lime peel and mint sprigs and it was delicious. Does this have a name, and if not, what would you call it?

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH
Tales. Tales never changes.

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

Next year :negative:

I applied to be a bartenders assistant (basically a hybrid barback/bartender) for a certain very highly regarded cocktail bar in town, I think I have a pretty good shot, but it will be at least a week before they make any progress on hiring because their owner/main bartenders are all at tales :(

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Noticed a bottle of bubbly that needed using up the other day. French 75s on the rocks in collins glasses, pulled pork with seasoned vinegar on rice, and 10 Cloverfield Lane happened. Was a good night.

BBQ Dave
Jun 17, 2012

Well, that's easy for you to say. You have a bad imagination. It's stupid. I live in a fantasy world.

What can I make with Aperol and St. Germain? My wife and I bought a bottle of each to make Dr. Girlfriends and we're a little underwhelmed. We've also got lavender and cocoa bitters.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Aperol is great sub for Campari.

The Hebug
May 24, 2004
I am a bug...

BBQ Dave posted:

What can I make with Aperol and St. Germain? My wife and I bought a bottle of each to make Dr. Girlfriends and we're a little underwhelmed. We've also got lavender and cocoa bitters.

Grab some genever and make a shaddock. Equal parts genever, aperol, st germain and lemon.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Fart Car '97 posted:

Next year :negative:

I applied to be a bartenders assistant (basically a hybrid barback/bartender) for a certain very highly regarded cocktail bar in town, I think I have a pretty good shot, but it will be at least a week before they make any progress on hiring because their owner/main bartenders are all at tales :(

Nice dude!! I just put in my notice for my job managing the bar at an ok restaurant so I could go just be a bartender at a much better restaurant. I'm going to earn a little less and I know it's a step down in title but I'm very excited to be in a position where I'm working with people more experienced than me and I know it's going to be a great stepping stone. And if I had the foresight to put my notice in a week earlier I would also be at Tales right now :( next year....

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
My roommate is there right now and while I was eating breakfast he was tasting The John Walker which retails for $2k a bottle . I don't really want to talk about not making it to Tales anymore



Followed by a round of cocktails including a King George V old fashioned wtf

goferchan fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Jul 23, 2016

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
Also sorry for the triple post but Matteo Luxardo is doing an AMA right now on Reddit and he comes off as a really cool dude and also probably a little tipsy. I like his suggestion for subbing out creme de violette for Luxardo cherry syrup in an Aviation and I'm definitely gonna try that

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4u394m/i_am_matteo_luxardo_my_family_and_i_have_been/

Edit: also I didn't realize they've been a family-owned business for over 200 years jesus

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

goferchan posted:

Followed by a round of cocktails including a King George V old fashioned wtf

I'm not mad but drat

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!

BBQ Dave posted:

What can I make with Aperol and St. Germain? My wife and I bought a bottle of each to make Dr. Girlfriends and we're a little underwhelmed. We've also got lavender and cocoa bitters.

Apparent Sour

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

goferchan posted:

My roommate is there right now and while I was eating breakfast he was tasting The John Walker which retails for $2k a bottle . I don't really want to talk about not making it to Tales anymore



Followed by a round of cocktails including a King George V old fashioned wtf

My good friend sent me almost this exact picture lmao. He said the old fashioned was the best one he'd ever had

Klauser posted:

Apparent Sour

I don't think apparent sours are very good!

I'm putting an Apricot infused bourbon old fashioned on our list, with a drop of almond extract and drop of saline solution. It's really tasty despite the simplicity, the aroma from the almond and the vanilla of the bourbon makes it taste like marzipan

Fart Car '97 fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Jul 23, 2016

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Got my TABC recently and looking up bartending schools for a bartenders license now.

There seems to be a huge range in tuition from $150 to $500+ with no real indication on what the curriculum/training are like or anything. Any advice how to choose?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
There have been a few threads about bartending here on the Something Awful forums. I believe they are unanimous in their insistence that you should never, ever, ever go to bartending school.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH

Halloween Jack posted:

There have been a few threads about bartending here on the Something Awful forums. I believe they are unanimous in their insistence that you should never, ever, ever go to bartending school.

This is very much the case, though I know Texas requires various certifications.

Still suggest you post up at a cocktail bar, barback until it's time, and then do it that way, though. Where in TX?

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Halloween Jack posted:

There have been a few threads about bartending here on the Something Awful forums. I believe they are unanimous in their insistence that you should never, ever, ever go to bartending school.

Yup. Might be different in some states that require certification but between myself and other hiring managers I've spoken to, bartending school is generally a red flag on a resume unless it's one of very very few reputable places. Hands-on experiencing barbacking or even waiting tables is almost always preferable. Some of these schools are REALLY bad and it can be easier to train someone from scratch than "un-train" them on bad habits they learned from bartending school

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Someone post the videos of the coked up bartending school teacher going on about how nobody uses fresh juice in cocktails because it's way too much trouble, while constantly wiping his nose.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Halloween Jack posted:

Someone post the videos of the coked up bartending school teacher going on about how nobody uses fresh juice in cocktails because it's way too much trouble, while constantly wiping his nose.

I got ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4nAph0Zj7I

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
As a bonus have this extremely good Reddit post from someone with encyclopediac knowledge of comic book lore but trouble remembering what goes in a cocktail with 4 equal part ingredients

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
This purestrain truth wisdom can be yours, Marius, for only $500 up front.

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

We staged a bartender from bartending school last week and she was abysmal. We didn't ask her back

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
What the gently caress even is bartending school? What do they teach there? Any idiot can memorize some drinks with some flash cards, and learning to pour accurately just involves going to Bevmo and buying some pouring spouts for a few bucks and then practicing. I guess the information on how to deal with bar patrons might be nice, but that sorta thing just comes form experience, really. I guess I could maybe see some lessons on what different alcohols are made of, and their characteristics and classifications and such, but how the gently caress is that even a school?

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

They prey upon people that don't know any better, that's it.

KingColliwog
May 15, 2003

Let's go droogs

Well that was hilarious. I particularly loved the commentary at the end "is a drink made from real lime juice going to be better? Yeah probably, but who cares about that really?"

I have a ton of mint from my mom's garden with me right now. Any cool twist on a mojito I should try? Any other drink with mint that I should try?

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

I figured out the final iteration of the summer old fashioned and I am really happy with it, despite its simplicity:

2oz Apricot infused rye whiskey*
A dash of simple syrup
3-4 dashes Angostura
4 drops almond extract
2 drops saline solution
Orange peel

Build like an old fashioned

*75g dried apricots soaked in 8oz rye whiskey for 3 days.

:thurman:

My personal name for it is going to be Are you a Marzipan, or a Marzipan't?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

CodfishCartographer posted:

What the gently caress even is bartending school? What do they teach there? Any idiot can memorize some drinks with some flash cards, and learning to pour accurately just involves going to Bevmo and buying some pouring spouts for a few bucks and then practicing. I guess the information on how to deal with bar patrons might be nice, but that sorta thing just comes form experience, really. I guess I could maybe see some lessons on what different alcohols are made of, and their characteristics and classifications and such, but how the gently caress is that even a school?
The part about "how to deal with difficult bar patrons" is taught in free online courses to college freshmen who are going to be "event managers," meaning they check IDs and hand out wristbands, at conferences and exhibition openings. I imagine that the businesses that charge you for these courses don't offer any hands-on training.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

BBQ Dave posted:

What can I make with Aperol and St. Germain? My wife and I bought a bottle of each to make Dr. Girlfriends and we're a little underwhelmed.

What is this?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

bloody ghost titty posted:

This is very much the case, though I know Texas requires various certifications.

Still suggest you post up at a cocktail bar, barback until it's time, and then do it that way, though. Where in TX?

Down in hot and stinky Eagle Pass, Texas.
There's a place called Cooter's I'm gonna apply at today, though I'm hoping to get a call back from the Lucky Eagle Hotel and Casino.

Also, since we're on the topic, this is a good read on bartending schools - http://www.bartendingblueprint.com/bartending-school-sucks-scam-fraud-review-refund/

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply