Your Candidate Sucked: Jeb looked at him and mouthed the word 'Johnson,' silently

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Mitt Romney posted:

my favorite part was when bernard paid $1m in poor people money to privately charter a half empty 767 with lobster to rome for a night to discuss "moral economy"

in retrospect, this is the thing that infuriated me the most about the sanders campaign

it was just so obviously flying in the face of everything he publicly purported to believe in

# ? Jul 12, 2016 17:45

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 19:29

Classic Comrade: Dec 24, 2012; (hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

has the OP been changed so it reflects the kissing of the ring that went on, today

# ? Jul 12, 2016 17:46

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Schnorkles posted:

in retrospect, this is the thing that infuriated me the most about the sanders campaign

it was just so obviously flying in the face of everything he publicly purported to believe in

Hey the Pope personally invited him to address the world.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 17:46

Classic Comrade: Dec 24, 2012; (hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

Schnorkles posted:

in retrospect, this is the thing that infuriated me the most about the sanders campaign

it was just so obviously flying in the face of everything he publicly purported to believe in

sure but mitt romney making this critique is pretty hilarious considering he hates leftists in general

# ? Jul 12, 2016 17:46

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

zoux posted:

Hey the Pope personally invited him to address the world.

And then he went all Michelle Bachmann

# ? Jul 12, 2016 17:50

Error 404: Jul 17, 2009; MAGE CURES PLOT

Have fun with Trump you rotten assholes

# ? Jul 12, 2016 17:54

Mrit: Sep 26, 2007; by exmarx; Grimey Drawer

Error 404 posted:

Have fun with Trump you rotten assholes

lol, nice

# ? Jul 12, 2016 17:55

Badger of Basra: Jul 26, 2007

Error 404 posted:

Have fun with Trump you rotten assholes

😂😂😂

# ? Jul 12, 2016 17:56

polysynth: Dec 12, 2006; rock out

Error 404 posted:

Have fun with Trump you rotten assholes

Ayyyyy fam lmao :100: :100:

# ? Jul 12, 2016 17:58

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Error 404 posted:

Have fun with Trump you rotten assholes

already there yo

# ? Jul 12, 2016 17:58

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Mitt Romney posted:

my favorite part was when bernard paid $1m in poor people money to privately charter a half empty 767 with lobster to rome for a night to discuss "moral economy"

It is tough to travel the world and gently caress daily if you skip the traveling the world part.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:00

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Error 404 posted:

Have fun with Trump you rotten assholes

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:01

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Error 404 posted:

Have fun with Trump you rotten assholes

Yeah this is the poo poo we're after

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:09

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

If it had been Trump v Bernie I'd have totally voted Trump. At least building the wall is going to create some jobs.

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# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:10

Sylink: Apr 17, 2004

pathetic little tramp posted:

If it had been Trump v Bernie I'd have totally voted Trump. At least building the wall is going to create some jobs.

Probably not as it would take years to contract out, then spending would magically disappear into thin air, much like all the money spent on the middle east wars.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:16

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

I'd've happily voted Bernie had he won the nomination.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:16

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

YAAAAAASSSS

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:21

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

I'd have needed some kind of Bushian "he is surrounded by smart people" assurance because Bernie just couldn't plan for poo poo. I'm very glad he endorsed finally and did so as graciously as possible considering how late he waited.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:22

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/752916244966277120

lol

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:38

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

He probably just wants to keep incurring expenses (like subsidising delegates' travel expenses).

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/752916244966277120

lol

yeah, this is meaningless and is probably something like "Sanders will openly campaign and continue to appear around the country" except with the sidenote that he's campaigning for Clinton.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:40

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Bruce Rappaport is still campaigning, right?

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:48

Classic Comrade: Dec 24, 2012; (hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

Bruce Rappaport 2016

Feel The Rapp

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:55

Classic Comrade: Dec 24, 2012; (hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

zen death robot posted:

He's dead man

bruce rappaport is dead

long live bruce rappaport

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:55

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

zen death robot posted:

He's dead man

Since when has that stopped somebody who has spent time in Chicago from being involved in the political process?

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:56

Classic Comrade: Dec 24, 2012; (hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

He Livse

He Dies

He Lives Again

# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:58

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/HAGOODMANAUTHOR/status/752920727649648640

# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:03

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Classic Comrade posted:

He Lives

He Dies

He Lives Again

# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:04

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

pathetic little tramp posted:

raus

# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:08

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

aww yeah this is the good stuff

(on the one hand "Facebook comments on HA Goodman posts" is the lowest hanging fruit
but on the other hand lol)

# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:10

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Call me crazy but I don't think it is a coincidence Bernie's endorsement came out roughly the same time as the reveal of the new Overwatch hero

# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:11

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

zen death robot posted:

You're insane

lol you don't think the reveal of a new sniper support had ANY influence on his decision? And I'm the one that is 'insane'?

# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:13

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

lol another sniper character. They don't even sound australian

# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:13

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

zen death robot posted:

You're insane

Most bernie supporters are neckbeards who spend most of their time playing video games at home yelling at their mothers about chicken nuggets?

Checks out imo

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# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:14

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

Stay safe, socialism ghost. :unsmith:

# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:15

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

i stopped playing overwatch because pokemon go.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:16

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

logikv9 posted:

i stopped playing overwatch because pokemon go.

most have stopped playing overwatch any still on it are probably older than 25, because olds don't know when to drop something. (actually its the waifus, but nobody will admit it)

# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:16

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

Goetta posted:

lol you don't think the reveal of a new sniper support had ANY influence on his decision? And I'm the one that is 'insane'?

Now that he may not have to team up with 4 Widowmakers and always play support himself, Bernie Sanders is ready to make some time for Overwatch.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:16

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

I stopped after getting my ranking because I can only really play those same maps for so long

Schnorkles posted:

Most bernie supporters are neckbeards who spend most of their time playing video games at home yelling at their mothers about chicken nuggets?

Checks out imo

Holy poo poo are you angry about literally everything

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

i stopped playing overwatch because its poo poo

# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:20

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