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Kellerman is definitely capable of generating hot takes with the best of them (his transition to LakersChainGuy.gif literally the second he got a show in LA was awe inspiring) but he might be too self aware to work on they show.
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DJExile posted:The ceremony itself starts at 7PM Eastern Time (8:00PM BRT), guessing they want to delay it an hour for west coast audiences. It is more likely they just wanted to add more commercials.
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I figured they wanted to avoid any potential live air catastrophes, like a security guard executing another jaguar on camera or some such. Kind of like the pillar in the last Canadian Winter Olympics opening ceremony failing to function, only with more killing of endangered species and what have you.
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Delaying it an hour might give them time to finish building the stadium.
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Like the image of the black hooded terrorist became the enduring image of Munich, Rio will be a dead jaguar drifting down a half finished open sewer.
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They should be looking at this as a opportunity. I'm way more inclined to watch the dumb rich person horse events if they include the possibility of someone being mauled by a wild cat.
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MourningView posted:They should be looking at this as a opportunity. I'm way more inclined to watch the dumb rich person horse events if they include the possibility of someone being mauled by a wild cat. I'm still a little pissed that the Barcelona games didn't have the Running of the Bulls as a medal competition. They could have had World Cup level ratings.
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Honestly the best thing that ever would happen from a ratings perspective would be for an on air murder to happen. I'm guessing it's more a "what countries can we safely take a commercial during" thing.
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Rick posted:Honestly the best thing that ever would happen from a ratings perspective would be for an on air murder to happen. I'm guessing it's more a "what countries can we safely take a commercial during" thing. you're literally advocating for The Running Man
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Jul 12, 2016 03:09
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R.D. Mangles posted:you're literally advocating for The Running Man You say that like its a bad thing? I'd pay premium if Dynamo were introduced to the steeplechase.
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Jul 12, 2016 03:20
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R.D. Mangles posted:you're literally advocating for The Running Man I'm not advocating it, just being realistic.
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Jul 12, 2016 03:25
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Rick posted:Honestly the best thing that ever would happen from a ratings perspective would be for an on air murder to happen. I'm guessing it's more a "what countries can we safely take a commercial during" thing. It definitely would be a balancing act. You'd probably have to show at least the top 15-20 big countries going through the course or they'd get pissy, but at the same time you don't really want to broadcast Ivan Ivanovich getting gored with a bull horn going right through the Russian flag on his front.
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Jul 12, 2016 03:34
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The Super Bowl is the highest rated program each year so checks out.
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R.D. Mangles posted:you're literally advocating for The Running Man I'd watch Rollerball right now Also, if they're going to keep making movies I've already seen, I'd be down for The Running Man with Ryan Seacrest as the bad guy.
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Dexo posted:Jason Goff from 670 the Score is the goods. Goff happens to also be the only one at the Score who knows anything about basketball. I remember listening to Bernstein tell us all how Thibodeau was a cancer in the Bulls organization and how ridding them of it and bringing in offensive guru Fred Hoiberg would turn things around. I know he's just sticking up for his buddy Paxson but it's funny watching him flail away at scapegoats.
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R.D. Mangles posted:you're literally advocating for The Running Man
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A Spanish matador got gored to death on live TV already this week
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Sash! posted:I'd watch Rollerball right now And the Rock in Arnold's role.
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Trast posted:And the Rock in Arnold's role. The only remakes that need to be made are the Rock redoing Arnie's entire filmography. Especially Twins.
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NO ONE REMAKE PRIME ARNOLD MOVIES YOU loving PHILISTINES
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R.D. Mangles posted:NO ONE REMAKE PRIME ARNOLD MOVIES YOU loving PHILISTINES Running Man could seriously do with a remake. Not sure about any of the others, though.
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Kibner posted:Running Man could seriously do with a remake. Not sure about any of the others, though. WHAT THE gently caress, RUNNING MAN IS PERFECT, ARE YOU HIGH ON GOOFBALLS
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Jul 13, 2016 02:55
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We've had an Arnold movie remake, it was Total Recall and it was a loving horror show.
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Thaddius the Large posted:We've had an Arnold movie remake, it was Total Recall and it was a loving horror show. There was also a Conan and... ewww
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Kibner posted:There was also a Conan and... ewww Goddamn, forgot about that one. Both it and the Total Recall remakes have this fascinating trait where I know I watched them, but I honest to god can't remember a single thing about them other than hating it. And I was sober for both!
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Kibner posted:There was also a Conan and... ewww Don't forget Kindergarten Cop.
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the whole point of arnold movies is that arnold is uniquely charming/wooden/cartoonishly huge/unable to speak english even though no one ever acknowledges his obvious foreign provenance and all his good movies were made in an irreplicable movie era bereft of irony or sophistication
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Jul 13, 2016 03:18
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The Conan remake sucked. The Total Recall remake sucked. The continued effort to make Terminator a lasting thing has sucked. The Kindergarten Cop sequel sucked. Predators sucked. Just stop. Leave perfect alone.
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My favorite Arnold movie was the one where he got the cleaning lady pregnant.
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I'd make a joke about The Rock and Kevin Hart remaking Twins but watch it actually happen. Especially when they should remake Jingle All The Way 
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C. Everett Koop posted:Especially when they should remake Jingle All The Way  I wish I was joking.
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Schremp Howard posted:
Good things come in bears.
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Aren't we still getting a sequel to Twins with Eddie Murphy playing the 3rd brother? Not sure if that will actually happen.
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Schremp Howard posted:
That's clearly a sequel, not a remake. Point stands. 
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Kibner posted:Running Man could seriously do with a remake. Not sure about any of the others, though. Original Running Man was a game show, because they didn't have reality shows. We can do it better now because of that. Especially if you make it closer to what it was in the novel. Instead of having to do the video check in via mail, he'd be tweeting or something, and then there'd be people all nuts on social media that THEY SAW THE RUNNER!!!!!! Plus there'd be an awesome scene where a bunch of turds are trying to take selfies with him and they all get cut down by a Hunter.
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Sash! posted:Original Running Man was a game show, because they didn't have reality shows. We can do it better now because of that. 
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Running Man still holds up so there's no reason to remake it
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Let me tell you one reason Hollywood is going to want to remake it cashola There's another reason a big ol pay day Finally, a third reason $$$$$
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Remarkable someone got paid to write a screenplay where the line, "Here is SUB-ZERO...NOW, PLAIN ZERO." That's the best you could come up with? Plain Zero? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSZ25ikUKVY
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soggybagel posted:Remarkable someone got paid to write a screenplay where the line, "Here is SUB-ZERO...NOW, PLAIN ZERO." That said, I'd be up for a Running Man remake, but only if it starred O.J. Simpson.
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