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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

KittyEmpress posted:

Honestly, i really appreciate this. It is perfectly petty and hilarious, with no need for mw to feel bad because oh no, what about his employees . It's me. I am fhe person who worries about the nameless employees caught up in superhero stuff.

Time to requote this, as not all employees are nameless or helpless.

Ygolonac posted:

Previously, in Space Punisher #3 & 4:

Frank Castle and his robot son Chip have arrived at Assemble City, Avengers Planet...

Later...

Coming in 2015...

ULTIMATE JARVIS

"Alfred who?"

(all images click for big)

# ? Jul 9, 2016 21:19

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Endless Mike posted:

BAD WICKEDHATE.

Dude, come on, that was amazing.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 23:39

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Ygolonac posted:

Time to requote this, as not all employees are nameless or helpless.

Last panel, why is Spider-Man's head floating in space?

# ? Jul 10, 2016 01:28

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

WickedHate posted:

Well, I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer (Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements) and speaking as a roofer, I can say that a roofer's personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs. Three months ago I was offered a job up in the hills. A beautiful house with tons of property. It was a simple reshingling job, but I was told that if it was finished within a day, my price would be doubled. Then I realized whose house it was. Wilson Fisk's, the gangster.

The money was right, but the risk was too big. I knew who he was, and based on that, I passed the job on to a friend of mine, and that week, the Punisher hit the house. My friend was shot and killed. He wasn't even finished shingling. I'm alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn't so lucky. You know, any contractor willing to work for Stark knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to his heart, not his wallet.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 01:34

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

WickedHate posted:

Well, I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer (Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements) and speaking as a roofer, I can say that a roofer's personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs. Three months ago I was offered a job up in the hills. A beautiful house with tons of property. It was a simple reshingling job, but I was told that if it was finished within a day, my price would be doubled. Then I realized whose house it was. Wilson Fisk's, the gangster.

The money was right, but the risk was too big. I knew who he was, and based on that, I passed the job on to a friend of mine, and that week, the Punisher hit the house. My friend was shot and killed. He wasn't even finished shingling. I'm alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn't so lucky. You know, any contractor willing to work for Stark knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to his heart, not his wallet.

With your rap sheet, you're not even supposed to be here today.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 01:43

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Darth star contractors knew what they were getting in to

Lol autocorrect

# ? Jul 10, 2016 01:49

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Say Nothing posted:

Last panel, why is Spider-Man's head floating in space?

Actually, it's Deadpool - Hulk finally found a way to shut him up... :v:

# ? Jul 10, 2016 05:06

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

This is the most ridiculous, beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 03:57

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

It has nothing on covers for old men's magazines:

And of course this one, which inspired Mothers of Invention album art:

# ? Jul 13, 2016 04:24

Pureauthor: Jul 8, 2010; ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST

Ah yes, the aquatic, s warming weasel.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 04:30

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Pureauthor posted:

Ah yes, the aquatic, s warming weasel.

Actually, the event depicted on the cover is sin happy vacationists overrunning a man named Cape Cod.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 04:34

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

Like all aquatic mammals, every one of them is utterly adorable. :swoon:

# ? Jul 13, 2016 04:36

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

WickedHate posted:

Actually, the event depicted on the cover is sin happy vacationists overrunning a man named Cape Cod.

I never was good at understanding political cartoons

# ? Jul 13, 2016 06:28

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Gann Jerrod posted:

My Philippe, look how you've grown!

# ? Jul 13, 2016 07:48

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Why Marry A Virgin?

why indeed

# ? Jul 13, 2016 09:55

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Flesh Forge posted:

Why Marry A Virgin?

why indeed

Every real man has a fetish for terrible sex.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:09

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

I think the real question is Can Women justify their need for extra marital relations?

# ? Jul 13, 2016 11:08

Ashcans: Jan 2, 2006; Let's do the space-time warp again!

Wouldn't Cannibal Crabs eat... other crabs? They were probably just trying to get past that guy to eat some delicious relatives when he freaked out and started clubbing.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 14:08

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Flesh Forge posted:

Why Marry A Virgin?

why indeed

It might be one of those sex rackets I hear about!

# ? Jul 13, 2016 14:27

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

The Question IRL posted:

I think the real question is Can Women justify their need for extra marital relations?

... Because they don't have a fetish for terrible sx?

# ? Jul 13, 2016 14:45

Electric_Mud: May 31, 2011; >10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10

Anyone one the cover that had a man fighting the ferocious Panda Bear?

# ? Jul 13, 2016 15:36

Runcible Cat: May 28, 2007; Ignoring this post

robziel posted:

Anyone one the cover that had a man fighting the ferocious Panda Bear?

# ? Jul 13, 2016 20:04

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

WickedHate posted:

This is the most ridiculous, beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.

"I am going to take a weapon designed to launch a lead ball at a thousand feet per second and use it as a club against a goddamned bear!"

# ? Jul 13, 2016 20:43

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

smashpro1 posted:

"I am going to take a weapon designed to launch a lead ball at a thousand feet per second and use it as a club against a goddamned bear!"

Exactly! That's exactly what makes it so perfect! I love it so much. :allears:

# ? Jul 13, 2016 20:51

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Runcible Cat posted:

What they don't show is the clumsy-rear end panda tripping, rolling like a cartoon snowball out of control, and crushing the man. That's why they're so feared by outdoorsmen.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 20:56

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

smashpro1 posted:

"I am going to take a weapon designed to launch a lead ball at a thousand feet per second and use it as a club against a goddamned bear!"

Those old rifles are as heavy as an olde timey battleaxe and aren't terrible for clubbing things with if you've got no round loaded. People used them to beat the dogshit out of each other back during the American Civil War.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:27

Four Score: Feb 27, 2014; by zen death robot; Lipstick Apathy

Runcible Cat posted:

man, now I'm going to have nightmares about vampire pandas

vampandas

# ? Jul 13, 2016 22:11

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Zeroisanumber posted:

Those old rifles are as heavy as an olde timey battleaxe and aren't terrible for clubbing things with if you've got no round loaded. People used them to beat the dogshit out of each other back during the American Civil War.

Because you get one shot and then it takes twenty minutes to load another. The rate of fire with a beating stick is much better.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 01:21

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Speaking of gun beatings, don't piss off Gilad.

Wrath of the Eternal Warrior #9

# ? Jul 14, 2016 05:14

Electric_Mud: May 31, 2011; >10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10

Runcible Cat posted:

Thank you! I was at work and couldn't find it.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 12:01

Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Wrath of the Eternal Warrior #9

"Unless you got, like, TWO doors, then I'm hosed. But until then!"

# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:40

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Runcible Cat posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu_Gu

Despite their "cute" appearance, pandas are still bears, and will gently caress you up if you give them a reason.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 21:13

Four Score: Feb 27, 2014; by zen death robot; Lipstick Apathy

Parahexavoctal posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu_Gu

Despite their "cute" appearance, pandas are still bears, and will gently caress you up if you give them a reason.

thanks for this critical PSA, forums poster Parahexavoctal

# ? Jul 16, 2016 21:28

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Parahexavoctal posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu_Gu

Despite their "cute" appearance, pandas are still bears, and will gently caress you up if you give them a reason.

From what I read, they don't do any kind of loving, no matter how many reasons they are given.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 02:25

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Uthor posted:

From what I read, they don't do any kind of loving, no matter how many reasons they are given.

Maybe they just try it with the ugly pandas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yaGyHC94tU

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:34

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Parahexavoctal posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu_Gu

Despite their "cute" appearance, pandas are still bears, and will gently caress you up if you give them a reason.

It all depends on if they're given the right motivation.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 10:15

Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

prefect posted:

It all depends on if they're given the right motivation.

And people say Dillon only draws one kind of face.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 14:59

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# ? May 11, 2024 08:39

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

prefect posted:

It all depends on if they're given the right motivation.

Frank, that is a polar bear.

Frank, no, that's a terrible idea, they're the only wholly carnivorous bears, it outweighs you by a factor of at least four.

It's going to eat you, Frank.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 15:11

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