TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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Bar Crow: Oct 10, 2012

Trump gets Pence to resign, Newt off Fox, and turns Christie into what the gently caress he is now and then picks an admiral as his VP. Art of the deal, baby!

# ? Jul 13, 2016 06:31

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# ? May 27, 2024 20:40

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Bar Crow posted:

Trump gets Pence to resign, Newt off Fox, and turns Christie into what the gently caress he is now and then picks an admiral as his VP. Art of the deal, baby!

This is literally my dream scenario

i put it on my dream board and everything

if this doesn't happen im gonna be PISSED

# ? Jul 13, 2016 06:32

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

there aint no rule that says presumptive nominees cant declare bigamous former house speakers star admirals

# ? Jul 13, 2016 06:32

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

oystertoadfish posted:

there aint no rule that says presumptive nominees cant declare bigamous former house speakers star admirals

That's true, Clinton has a 4 star general on board and Trump can only pull a 3 star pro-choice one. But if he's a 70-star general in the Make America Great Again Army......

but if we're looking to skate in on what isn't explicitly disallowed, it's gonna be Air Bud. It doesn't say a dog can't be VP, and it doesn't specify human years for the age

# ? Jul 13, 2016 06:34

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Bar Crow posted:

Trump gets Pence to resign, Newt off Fox, and turns Christie into what the gently caress he is now and then picks a sky admiral as his VP. Art of the deal, baby!

An edit from a possibly better timeline than ours.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 06:37

Sai: Sep 20, 2004

Patter Song posted:

See? This is the classic Trumpian Triplet.

Statement: "Justice Ginsburg of the U.S. Supreme Court has embarrassed all by making very dumb political statements about me."

Statement: "Her mind is shot"

Exclamation: "Resign!"

I don't understand how the lame Trump ghostwriters can't ape this format. As is, it's the ultimate clue that it's really Trump.

hillarys shibboleth is simply 'print pls'

# ? Jul 13, 2016 06:45

Patrick Spens: Jul 21, 2006; "Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"; Pillbug

Atrocious Joe posted:

real talk: bush v. gore seems like it was a time bomb for destroying public confidence in the court

By itself, maybe not. Combined with obergefell v. hodges? Definitely.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 06:49

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Basically if Trump picks Newt or Pence and the convention also sucks, i won't have much rationalization left in me

SMOD 2016 at that pt

# ? Jul 13, 2016 06:55

WorldIndustries: Dec 21, 2004

Zas posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

Steve Carell is v pro trump btw

# ? Jul 13, 2016 07:00

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

Old, but I like to show this to people every so often.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/516382177798680576

# ? Jul 13, 2016 07:02

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

If a subforum gets closed, all the threads in it become inaccessible, right? Like even if you have archives.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 07:03

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Krazyface posted:

If a subforum gets closed, all the threads in it become inaccessible, right? Like even if you have archives.

Hmm. Strange you should ask that out of nowhere. :tinfoil:

# ? Jul 13, 2016 07:07

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Joementum posted:

every time i think it can't get funnier, it does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5TKFlXMmZY&t=5s

# ? Jul 13, 2016 07:09

Princess Di: Apr 23, 2016; by zen death robot

Montasque posted:

Who is "They"? You mean the toothless, powerless, fractured elites of the GOP?

And they will run... Paul Ryan? A man who is absolutely HATED by the GOP base... The people who vote in the primaries.

Cruz also runs the rules committee right now so good luck trying to make it HARDER for him to run in 2020... Letting Trump get the beating in 2016 maybe the best thing to happen to Cruz and that scares the poo poo out of me.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 07:13

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

GrimGypsy posted:

Old, but I like to show this to people every so often.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/516382177798680576

poor messy jeb, born hosed up

# ? Jul 13, 2016 07:46

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/752590261163786240

This is where Jeb ranks now with the far-right - Clinton tier.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 07:50

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/752590261163786240

This is where Jeb ranks now with the far-right - Clinton tier.

there's only one word to describe him, and i'm going to spell it out for you. S. A. D. :sad:

# ? Jul 13, 2016 08:10

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

I miss Jeb!.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 08:18

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

triple sulk posted:

I miss Jeb!.

I don't. For whatever anguish he's experiencing right now, he deserves many times that amount. I hope he lives long enough to see the only other remaining heir to the Bush name get blown the gently caress out in their first attempt at political office before dying alone with the concrete knowledge that the family whose greatness he once knew first-hand collapsed in on itself and suffocated under the crushing weight of inadequacy compounded on mediocrity, but not before marking his fall as the most cataclysmic failure in modern politics.

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Jul 13, 2016

# ? Jul 13, 2016 08:22

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Okay everyone, it's 2012 flashback time!

:sax:

If you wanna take down Barack Obama, you gotta... VOTE NEWT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5z6Aqli41Q

♫ Though Herman Cain did impress, he touched too many breasts, so I'mma... VOTE NEWT! ♫

# ? Jul 13, 2016 08:28

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 5 hours!

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/753090242203283457

Have we filled Scalia's position yet?

# ? Jul 13, 2016 08:41

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Powered Descent posted:

Okay everyone, it's 2012 flashback time!

If you wanna take down Barack Obama, you gotta... VOTE NEWT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5z6Aqli41Q

♫ Though Herman Cain did impress, he touched too many breasts, so I'mma... VOTE NEWT! ♫

ill be goddamned, a political parody song where someone can sing worth a drat. impressive.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 08:50

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Atrocious Joe posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzhXiT7aSno
a reminder of a simpler time

and another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJCYZ06IGI

# ? Jul 13, 2016 09:21

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

triple sulk posted:

I miss Jeb!.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 09:27

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/752693580813172736

# ? Jul 13, 2016 09:39

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Jewel Repetition posted:

if i live a hundred years i will never get tired of that picture. tied to a better candidate, that would win the youth vote. it's johnny rotten running for the republican party. it's vivid, a man being embraced but still angry, sneering.

unfortunately it's tied to terri schiavo, the bush name, and the epitome of someone who couldn't stand up for himself. oh, amazing photo, how you were wasted on such an unworthy subject.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 09:55

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

Baloogan posted:

i want hot women in bikinis, with hard conservative beliefs

i want ann coulter

i want that milo guy too

i want the log cabin republicans to take center stage too

i want alcohol, tobacco firearms and explosives

i want a celebration of american white masculinity and femininity goddamnit

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:04

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Cardboard Box A posted:

Sewerdiving alcoholic wargamer falls somewhere in the nebulous center portion of the Kinsey Scale, news at 11

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:10

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

Dapper_Swindler posted:

do these clowns actualy want poo poo like this. trump ruling as a dictator.

You know they do

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:14

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

"There she stood in the street
Smilin' from her head to her feet;

I said, "Hey, what is this?
Now baby, maybe,
Maybe she's in need of a kiss. "

I said, "Hey, what's your name?
Maybe we can see things the same. "

"Now don't you wait, or hesitate
Let's move before they raise the parking rate. "

Ohh
All right now, baby, it's a-all right now.
All right now, baby, it's a-all right now."

Song playing when Trump relieved Pence on stage tonight. I'm gonna be sick.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:14

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

FNC running expectation management for Trump already

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/753153591947489281

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:18

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

This is boring. I hope trump starts a literal fire on the stage or shoots somebody or something

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:21

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:23

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Put all the potential vps in a room with pipes knives and chains then tell them to sort it out amongst themselves

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:24

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

This is boring. I hope trump starts a literal fire on the stage or shoots somebody or something

WATCH TRUMP START A loving S'MORE

Oiled and Ready fucked around with this message at 10:28 on Jul 13, 2016

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:25

Peztopiary: Mar 16, 2009; by exmarx

Krazyface posted:

If a subforum gets closed, all the threads in it become inaccessible, right? Like even if you have archives.

I think you can still get at them through your bookmarks.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:26

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Anything less than trump reading out quotes from the roger ailes sexual harrasssment case, critiquing rogers style and talking about how much better he is at loving his staff than ailes is going to be a letdown

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:33

Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

the most shameful cucker

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:45

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Jeb Bush: BIG FAT MESS. But even outside of that Vegas is pretty fun. Anyone in the area?

# ? Jul 13, 2016 10:48

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Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

I think I'm subconsciously a little bit offended every time someone decide to dunk on jeb

# ? Jul 13, 2016 11:13

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