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Karma Monkey posted:I don't get these people. Seagulls have always been aggressive assholes, why is this suddenly news? There's nothing "ultra" about these gulls unless they're dropping rocks to smash windows or they've learned how to pick locks. I'm a former resident of Swansea and I can assure you that every time I go back to visit family or friends, the seagulls there have become larger, more aggressive and more cunning. I don't think the article is an exaggeration.
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Baron Corbyn posted:I'm a former resident of Swansea and I can assure you that every time I go back to visit family or friends, the seagulls there have become larger, more aggressive and more cunning. I don't think the article is an exaggeration. I for one welcome our new bird overlords.
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Jul 12, 2016 15:24
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If they were as smart as crows, our cheeseburgers would be seriously hosed.
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Baron Corbyn posted:I'm a former resident of Swansea and I can assure you that every time I go back to visit family or friends, the seagulls there have become larger, more aggressive and more cunning. I don't think the article is an exaggeration. Is it possible that it's another species of gull that has moved into the area? There's been a lot of odd bird migrations and relocations over the last few years. But it's also possible for the local species to get bigger/meaner too. Given how nasty they are to begin with, that's a scary thought. dpbjinc posted:If they were as smart as crows, our cheeseburgers would be seriously hosed. If gulls were as smart as crows, it would be full-on death-by-seagull. They're already greedy and vicious; they just need the capacity to figure out how to murder humans and they would.
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Karma Monkey posted:Is it possible that it's another species of gull that has moved into the area? There's been a lot of odd bird migrations and relocations over the last few years. But it's also possible for the local species to get bigger/meaner too. Given how nasty they are to begin with, that's a scary thought. In my experience they've got great aim as well. At least we don't have to worry about gangs of old ladies roaming the streets yet
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:uhhhh Read that as a gull getting jailed for sexually assaulting a girl at first and now I'm mad that's not a thing
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Aesop Poprock posted:Read that as a gull getting jailed for sexually assaulting a girl at first and now I'm mad that's not a thing Way to wish birdrape on a girl. 
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Way to wish birdrape on a girl. It's alright man, it's just Zeus.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I for one welcome our new bird overlords. Now I understand old people who ramble about how the times, they are a-changin'
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syscall girl posted:In my experience they've got great aim as well. Alas, we do... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i25gZXQF2w&t=33s
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Way to wish birdrape on a girl. I think I've seen that anime. 
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Say Nothing posted:I think I've seen that anime. Hatoful Boyfriend features no sex. Stop spreading lies pls  e: Holocaust Museum: Please stop playing Pokémon Go here
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:I got probated in 2008 for saying this exact thing because it was a "catchphrase" Hey man, I got probated for saying "it wouldn't have happened if that baby had a gun," in like 07 or 09. You're preaching to the choir.
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:I got probated in 2008 for saying this exact thing because it was a "catchphrase" Solice Kirsk posted:Hey man, I got probated for saying "it wouldn't have happened if that baby had a gun," in like 07 or 09. You're preaching to the choir. It's funny how it used to be a probatable offense to use unoriginal/overdone phrases on these forums, I kind of miss it. Mods let anything slide now, bunch of cucks.
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That first one is just a racist joke about Irish people. Ha, ha, it is hilarious that they are maimed and illiterate and cohabiting out of wedlock!
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AlbieQuirky posted:That first one is just a racist joke about Irish people. Ha, ha, it is hilarious that they are maimed and illiterate and cohabiting out of wedlock! 'Eh, the guy gives a source. That said since it's secondhand you're likely right. https://twitter.com/HorribleSanity/status/743557649652846593
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Luckily Larry is safe.  Thank God!
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I have it on good authority that mrs May will be promoting Larry to head up the Department of Justice in her new cabinet, while Michael Gove will be demoted to Chief Mouser to Cabinet Office.
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An update on the ULTRA SEAGULLS. Experts say it's only a matter of time before a seagull kills a baby.
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Baron Corbyn posted:An update on the ULTRA SEAGULLS. Experts say it's only a matter of time before a seagull kills a baby. quote:Simon Prentis of the Gull Awareness Group Lmao
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Baron Corbyn posted:An update on the ULTRA SEAGULLS. Experts say it's only a matter of time before a seagull kills a baby. What can we as a people do to stop this seagull menace?!
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I was humoring a date and went to a meeting of a local gull enthusiast club. They're like regular birdwatchers taken to 11.
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Baron Corbyn posted:An update on the ULTRA SEAGULLS. Experts say it's only a matter of time before a seagull kills a baby. It's just that drat liberal media with their anti-gull agenda
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Would it really be a problem to just go in and kill every gull you see in the city/beach?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I was humoring a date and went to a meeting of a local gull enthusiast club. They're like regular birdwatchers taken to 11. Why would you even bother being a gull enthusiast? They're extremely common. That's like being a birder whose only interest is sparrows.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Would it really be a problem to just go in and kill every gull you see in the city/beach? Not if you give it a catchy name! A Killgullsnacht if you will. Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 17:32 on Jul 13, 2016 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:Why would you even bother being a gull enthusiast? They're extremely common. That's like being a birder whose only interest is sparrows. No, but you see, there are actually unique subspecies that like to travel with the more common ones, except it's not always easy to distinguish them from the ordinary ones, so you have to capture them in flight, and then look at specific wing patterns, and  Also don't you talk poo poo about sparrows, they're awesome!  Solice Kirsk posted:Not if you give it a catchy name! A Killgullsnacht if you will. Wargullkillsnacht.
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Sparrows are cool as hell, and I could watch them hop around and peck the ground for hours. There's a nest of sparrows near a overhang of a window where I work, and it's basically the best thing that's ever happened here. There's also some house finches nearby, and they hang out together.
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Henchman of Santa posted:Why would you even bother being a gull enthusiast? They're extremely common. That's like being a birder whose only interest is sparrows. Well soon you'll be able to watch a baby vs seagull deathmatch.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Would it really be a problem to just go in and kill every gull you see in the city/beach? From the related articles on the baby murdering one: "Seagulls are protected by ancient religious laws". I'm not sure if the people who wrote those laws were anticipating ultra seagulls but that just leads to the second amendment assault rifle debate.
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SpacePig posted:Sparrows are cool as hell, and I could watch them hop around and peck the ground for hours. There's a nest of sparrows near a overhang of a window where I work, and it's basically the best thing that's ever happened here. There's also some house finches nearby, and they hang out together. Sparrows are great.  Starlings, on the other hand, are total bastards. They can gently caress right off.
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Karma Monkey posted:Sparrows are great. Why? 
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Karma Monkey posted:Sparrows are great. Wrens are great, too. There's a pair that nest in a tree right outside my bedroom window, feasting on bugs attracted to the window at night.
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