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Schpyder
Jun 13, 2002

Attackle Grackle

Azazell0 posted:

Hope so, the thought of having to deal with my "team" of morons for another season (let alone expansions to come) is just depressing.

I just wanna go two-man everything with my main bro Canach

edit: LA Tour Guide can come too

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Generic Octopus
Mar 27, 2010
I kinda hope Kralkatorrik dies off-screen when a random charr realizes "oh yea, we have Searing Cauldrons."

SlothBear
Jan 25, 2009

Xun posted:

Rip Taimi

Don't get my hopes up.

Illuyankas
Oct 22, 2010

Generic Octopus posted:

I kinda hope Kralkatorrik dies off-screen when a random charr realizes "oh yea, we have Searing Cauldrons."

No joke, a storyline where the charr seriously consider using Searing Cauldrons again to fight the dragons and the humans having some strong opinions on it would actually be pretty sweet

Generic Octopus
Mar 27, 2010

Illuyankas posted:

No joke, a storyline where the charr seriously consider using Searing Cauldrons again to fight the dragons and the humans having some strong opinions on it would actually be pretty sweet

If you take a certain path in the personal story, you do use a cauldron, and it's hugely effective.

Illuyankas
Oct 22, 2010

Generic Octopus posted:

If you take a certain path in the personal story, you do use a cauldron, and it's hugely effective.

Oh man I'd completely forgot that, maybe I should finish off more alt's personal stories

maybe

Attestant
Oct 23, 2012

Don't judge me.

Illuyankas posted:

No joke, a storyline where the charr seriously consider using Searing Cauldrons again to fight the dragons and the humans having some strong opinions on it would actually be pretty sweet

This would be a bit too nuanced to be GW2 writing.

You'd have one charr go "No, flame legion bad!", an asura being fascinated by the idea while spouting magicbabble, a norn being frustrated because they can't hit things, a sylvari who is still the main character of the story for no reason, and finally a human who is just there.

Take your picks on which character represents what race, and add a healthy dose of bland.

thanks alot assbag
Feb 18, 2005

BLUUUUHHHHHH
Canach is the main character for good reason.

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


thanks alot assbag posted:

Canach is the main character for good reason.

He's the best new character they introduced since core game. But then again he's voiced by John DiMaggio, which makes it double awesome.

Top3 contender with Tybalt and the conspiracy hobo in Lion's Arch.

Mercurius
May 4, 2004

Amp it up.

Schpyder posted:

I just wanna go two-man everything with my main bro Canach

edit: LA Tour Guide can come too
For a bit of :3: trivia, Canach is voiced by John DiMaggio and the tour guide (along with the female Charr PC) is voiced by his wife although I can't remember her name right now and looking up stuff on mobile is :effort:

Schpyder
Jun 13, 2002

Attackle Grackle

Mercurius posted:

For a bit of :3: trivia, Canach is voiced by John DiMaggio and the tour guide (along with the female Charr PC) is voiced by his wife although I can't remember her name right now and looking up stuff on mobile is :effort:

:kimchi:

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
Did they announce an expansion yet? Waiting until they do because that way I don't have to spend money on heart of thorns, but instead something new.

Generic Octopus
Mar 27, 2010

Fargin Icehole posted:

Did they announce an expansion yet? Waiting until they do because that way I don't have to spend money on heart of thorns, but instead something new.

No. Also given that HoT took 3 years to come out post release, and the fact that living story 3 is the thing they're hyping now...you'll be waiting a while.

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fargin Icehole posted:

Did they announce an expansion yet? Waiting until they do because that way I don't have to spend money on heart of thorns, but instead something new.

They'll probably pack in the base game and HoT on the next expansion anyway.

Lonk
Jan 26, 2012

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

lucifirius
Mar 7, 2016
Does Canach have panache? asking for a friend

Generic Octopus
Mar 27, 2010

Attestant posted:

This would be a bit too nuanced to be GW2 writing.

Honestly, if they wanted to get a little lazy with having the players fight literally every dragon, they could have Flame Legion or the Inquest kill off Kralk/Primordus. Then have some related political shenanigans happen in the background as they released Living Story updates (Flame trying to reintegrate into the legions, Inquest trying to usurp the college structure, whatever).

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Killing every dragon in turn while the others just wait for theirs will get kinda boring, if it isn't already. I hope there's some kind of twist to this plot eventually. (we could even go Chrono Cross and have the dragons merge into a Dragon God and hopefully find out that Taimi was the mysterious 7th dragon.)

Although I'm the kind of player who doesn't really care about the plot as much as exploring the world. Can't say I'm not hyped for when the game eventually (at this rate sometime in the year 2025) moves to Crystal desert and we may see Palawa Joko again.

edit: some ANet guy talks in Reddit about why they removed the human female idle animations:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/4spdd5/human_female_idle_animations/d5bet8e

quote:

LOL That's rich. No they most definitely weren't removed for being sexist. They were removed because every time we went into a review of serious story content and you're supposed to be having really weighty conversations about Tyria-shaking, monumental decisions you and your team were making...oops, is this boring? Why am I yawning, and kicking the ground like I'd rather be ANYWHERE else? It happened so often that the only real way to address that feedback was to pull them out, because unfortunately our tools don't provide us designers with a way to throttle back only specific animations.

Yawning is the appropriate response to many of the GW2 story discussions though.

Also the feeling that I'd rather be anywhere else. He captured my sentiments perfectly.

TeaJay fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Jul 14, 2016

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
That's bullshit.

But I'll believe it.

pisshead
Oct 24, 2007

AnacondaHL posted:

Do you have the 33% cooldown reduction and the 2 second Fire field extension traits? Staff Elementalist is one of the exceptions in this game, where your most consistent source of spammable damage is not Autoattack, it's actually Lava Font (assuming your enemy stays in the field).

In other words, you can kill things faster by only casting Lava Fonts vs. only casting Fireballs.

I don't have any traits, I don't think I understand the system.

Lonk
Jan 26, 2012

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
The human female idle animations were actually commentary on how loving boring human females are because 90% of the game is the same goddamn human females in boob armor.

kiffkin
Feb 13, 2007

Fool! Women called Nyla are always spies!

Azazell0 posted:

Yawning is the appropriate response to many of the GW2 story discussions though.
Story discussions are vastly improved by having your character get drunk and dance (preferably on a table) through them.

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Lonk posted:

The human female idle animations were actually commentary on how loving boring human females are because 90% of the game is the same goddamn human females in boob armor.

I'm using strider armor chestpiece on my ranger, but I secretly wish the front would be same kind of fishnet the back is, creating an ultimate boob window. (and boosting sales for Strider armor tenfold.)

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


i wish human females dealt less damage the whiter they are

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Azazell0 posted:

I'm using strider armor chestpiece on my ranger, but I secretly wish the front would be same kind of fishnet the back is, creating an ultimate boob window. (and boosting sales for Strider armor tenfold.)

Rated T for Teen!

Blasphemeral
Jul 26, 2012

Three mongrel men in exchange for a party member? I found that one in the Faustian Bargain Bin.

Azazell0 posted:

Hope so, the thought of having to deal with my "team" of morons for another season (let alone expansions to come) is just depressing.

The real issue, I think, is that you don't get any say over your team. If we really had the clout that the story tells us we do, we'd have control over who was working under us. At least a little. I understand the technical limitations for why it is the way it is, but drat is it frustrating.

Like, even if we could help them work out some of their garbage if we wanted and be more of a cohesive team, that'd be great. Make it a drat quest or something. Hell, make ALL OF LS3 ABOUT SORTING OUT, ONCE AND FOR ALL, NO-TAKE-BACKS, all of the problems your team mates have, and then be done with it.

Logan, a coward? Nope, he's won back his honor thanks to you, {PlayerName}!
Taimi super-genius can't do the obvious thing because she's a kid or something? Nope, everyone knows she's capable now, since you published her thesis, {PlayerName}! Eirsson is afraid to do a thing because someone might die? Nope, he's earned his confidence thanks to you escorting him on a spirit quest or some poo poo. Thanks, {PlayerName}!

Just get it all out. Done.



Generic Octopus posted:

I kinda hope Kralkatorrik dies off-screen when a random charr realizes "oh yea, we have Searing Cauldrons."

Illuyankas posted:

No joke, a storyline where the charr seriously consider using Searing Cauldrons again to fight the dragons and the humans having some strong opinions on it would actually be pretty sweet

*whispers* Yesss...! :supaburn: :ssj:

check out my Youtube
May 26, 2006

Satan's on my side
and you wanna brawl?
When the Devil comes
you better heed his Quall
Well both elder dragons we fought died like punks to plot convenient story wrap ups. It turns out we had this super powerful airship that could just blow Zhaitan out of the sky all along, and somehow even though we arrived right on Mordremoth's front step without any sort plan in place at all Trahearne was there to magic us into the dream realm where we could figuratively fight Mordremoth's illusions which results in him literally dying somehow.

So Kralkatorrik just dying off screen to a searing cauldron would absolutely be par for the course.

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

Baron Von Pigeon posted:

So Kralkatorrik just dying off screen to a searing cauldron would absolutely be par for the course.

don't the searing cauldrons call down giant crystal meteors? that sounds like something within Kralkatorrik's domain.

Lonk
Jan 26, 2012

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
It's funny because HoT established every elder dragon has a "unique weakness" but Mordremoth's was going into his mind to fight him... which is literally what they used on Kralkatorrik and nearly killed him with years ago in the book. They just retconned this poo poo already.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Kerrrrrrr posted:

don't the searing cauldrons call down giant crystal meteors? that sounds like something within Kralkatorrik's domain.

Yeah but Kral's weakness being crystals would be par for the course at this point.

check out my Youtube
May 26, 2006

Satan's on my side
and you wanna brawl?
When the Devil comes
you better heed his Quall

Lonk posted:

It's funny because HoT established every elder dragon has a "unique weakness" but Mordremoth's was going into his mind to fight him... which is literally what they used on Kralkatorrik and nearly killed him with years ago in the book. They just retconned this poo poo already.

I thought the weakness that they were trying to exploit was being stabbed with a giant spear

thanks alot assbag
Feb 18, 2005

BLUUUUHHHHHH

Azazell0 posted:

Killing every dragon in turn while the others just wait for theirs will get kinda boring, if it isn't already. I hope there's some kind of twist to this plot eventually. (we could even go Chrono Cross and have the dragons merge into a Dragon God and hopefully find out that Taimi was the mysterious 7th dragon.)

Yeah I think anet would be really stupid to go the way of "one dragon per expansion pack! wow!"

I mean they already have introduced "ley magic" which, since it's poorly defined and can do whatever it wants, might as well just be used to combine all the remaining dragons into one. THAT would be more interesting then just beating up Kralkatorrik in the next one. We've killed two already, so killing one more doesn't seem like a problem anymore!

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OvCK9mFt3Y

SFD wvwednesday yesterday.

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008


good poo poo

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





Nice, I miss you nerds

thanks alot assbag
Feb 18, 2005

BLUUUUHHHHHH
I missed the second portal bomb because I disconnected. You can even see my character disappear like one second before :saddowns:

SlothBear
Jan 25, 2009


That was so much fun.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan
Said my female Asura after getting crippled, fully voiced and everything.

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Blasphemeral posted:

The real issue, I think, is that you don't get any say over your team. If we really had the clout that the story tells us we do, we'd have control over who was working under us. At least a little. I understand the technical limitations for why it is the way it is, but drat is it frustrating.

Like, even if we could help them work out some of their garbage if we wanted and be more of a cohesive team, that'd be great. Make it a drat quest or something. Hell, make ALL OF LS3 ABOUT SORTING OUT, ONCE AND FOR ALL, NO-TAKE-BACKS, all of the problems your team mates have, and then be done with it.

Logan, a coward? Nope, he's won back his honor thanks to you, {PlayerName}!
Taimi super-genius can't do the obvious thing because she's a kid or something? Nope, everyone knows she's capable now, since you published her thesis, {PlayerName}! Eirsson is afraid to do a thing because someone might die? Nope, he's earned his confidence thanks to you escorting him on a spirit quest or some poo poo. Thanks, {PlayerName}!

Just get it all out. Done.

Nah man, give us the opposite of this. Logan gets increasingly pissy and bails on missions with shittier and shittier excuses until no one invites him anymore. Braham is getting his confidence back, but then fucks up majorly and gets Taimi or someone killed and it's all very tragic and anyway maybe it's time you retired, big guy. Rox finally gets to be in a warband and is too busy doing important cat poo poo to go on missions. Rytlock opens up a Ritualist school and it takes up most of his time. Just get rid of Destiny's Edge and babbies altogether and shoot poo poo with Canach and maybe Countess Anise and that charr from the norn blackout storyline and other characters with their poo poo together.

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Blasphemeral
Jul 26, 2012

Three mongrel men in exchange for a party member? I found that one in the Faustian Bargain Bin.

Kajeesus posted:

Nah man, give us the opposite of this. Logan gets increasingly pissy and bails on missions with shittier and shittier excuses until no one invites him anymore. Braham is getting his confidence back, but then fucks up majorly and gets Taimi or someone killed and it's all very tragic and anyway maybe it's time you retired, big guy. Rox finally gets to be in a warband and is too busy doing important cat poo poo to go on missions. Rytlock opens up a Ritualist school and it takes up most of his time. Just get rid of Destiny's Edge and babbies altogether and shoot poo poo with Canach and maybe Countess Anise and that charr from the norn blackout storyline and other characters with their poo poo together.

Hmm, yeah. They are all kinda far gone, huh? Might as well just burn that poo poo to the ground.

I do like your ideas, though. Rylock mellowing the gently caress out now that he knows, at least a little bit, what lies beyond death's door might be a really kickass storyline. Starting a dojo to pass on his knowledge would explain how there's so many freakin' revenants around now.

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