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Get your probations here, everything must go! Give me a topic for your probation and I give you a probation poem of questionable quality! One poem per person. Thread will be open for 24h! |
# ? Jul 13, 2016 12:10 |
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Topic: First Post (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: (also in probe reason ofc) Ode to ye of the first post, May your soul never get lost.. For six hours.. you will be a ghost! Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Jul 13, 2016
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 12:14 |
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I want a poem written in Norweigian about why a fjord is better than a Chevy please! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: (Uxz) Ok, that wasn't easy. "I fjorden dyp forsvant, Bilen som alle trollbandt, I det dunkle mørke, Får min chevy aldri tørke..." "In the depth of the fjord, The car that spellbound them all, In the darkness deep, My chevy will never dry" Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Jul 13, 2016 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jul 13, 2016 13:42 |
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topic: a rainy day spent chatting with internet people and playing video games. stealing splatmaster's idea, i want it in norwegian too please (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: Regn og torden sky, På tide å spre avsky, Trolle forum og spill, På nett gjør jeg som jeg vil Grinete og fæl, Jeg skal være usæl.. "Rain and thunderclouds, It's time to spread disgust, Troll forums and games, On the net I do was I please, Whiney and bad, I am gonna be awful." Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Jul 13, 2016 |
# ? Jul 13, 2016 18:03 |
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I would like a poem about Drilldo Squirt, to show my appreciation for Drilldo Squirt (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: "Oh Drilldo Squirt, Ye of noble birth... Day and night, My shining knight.. I've dreamt of you, My heart rings true, We were meant to be... Don't you see? You want me!" Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Jul 13, 2016
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 18:36 |
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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: "Not first, not last, Still, I hope you are having a blast, In six hours past... You can post again at last!" Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Jul 13, 2016 |
# ? Jul 13, 2016 18:57 |
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Uxzuigal posted:Get your probations here, everything must go! Aw hamburgers Make mine about not being able to read (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) - - - Edit: Too late, you get an office poem!! "Oh office, ye unholy thing, In darkness I sorrowfuly sing.. When will this mournful day end? Where is my blessed god send? I wait, but alas non will come, I fear that here... I will be undone." However, here is a bonus about Hamburgers: "Oh Ham, my Burger.. I stalk you, like a lurker.. In the fields I see you cow... Soon I will eat you.. or maybe now?" Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Jul 13, 2016
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 20:40 |
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can i get a limerick pls (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: Not sure if I followed all the rules in a Limerick... but this will have to do: "Once there was a pretty boy, With the farmers daughter he was coy. One day she would disappear, No matter, he still had beer, So the farmers wife he sought for joy." Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Jul 13, 2016 |
# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:06 |
ode to a someone soon to no longer be an IK (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: "Ode to ye, old Idiot King, We wish you all glory and bling. Thank you for your boon, We shall see you again soon!" Almost brought a tear to my eye, love you bro. <3 Bonus Poem: "Alas, our time runs out all to quick, Time, the evil burning wick... I wish there was a trick... To make this stick!" Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Jul 13, 2016 |
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 22:21 |
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Wife. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: "The wife of my life, Skilled with the knife, A good reason to be nice.. Or I will be the next she'll slice!" Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Jul 13, 2016 |
# ? Jul 13, 2016 23:02 |
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/Looks over his shoulder to see if wife is pleased. *Shivers* <3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Jul 13, 2016 23:05 |
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Chilling with my cats and drinking boxed wine. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: Suprisingly hard! "Drinking wine, Lacking a ryhme, Doesn't matter, I am the mad catter!" Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Jul 14, 2016
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 01:54 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Chilling with my cats and drinking boxed wine. Are you related to GSJG? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) No topic, so one about YOU! "A Robot Made of Meat, Always bringing the beat, No doubt, one of our elite, Come, let's bring the heat!" Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Jul 14, 2016
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 01:55 |
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Not that i'm aware of. To really hammer the theme home, i'm listening to Tori Amos too
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 01:58 |
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Eonwe posted:ode to a someone soon to no longer be an IK god bless ye of the eon (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: Welcome IK Zyla! "Zyla, our newest Idiot King, We welcome you into this wild thing, In your judgement we trust, For your probations... we lust!" Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jul 14, 2016 ---------------- |
# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:11 |
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a wizard doing some kind of infernal, highly magical cooking. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: "Sticky hot fingers, Taste that lingers. Magic BBQ Sticks, Guranteed to give you kicks!" Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jul 14, 2016 |
# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:24 |
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topic: seltzer water (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: Ok, that was hard, some emergency rhymes here. As advertised: Questionable quality! "Delicious carbonated water, Tasty like the farmers daughter, Water with a twist, hard to resist, Even recommended by John the Baptist." Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Jul 14, 2016
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 03:21 |
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public intoxication and/or urination (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: "Prowling the street, A girl I'd like to meet, Shivering drunk, All I met was.. a skunk!" Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Jul 14, 2016 |
# ? Jul 14, 2016 07:30 |
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Drilldo squirt appreciation month, and your appreciation of it. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: "Drilldo Squirt, Dancing in a skirt, Loved, not hated, But still.. probated!" Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Jul 14, 2016 ---------------- |
# ? Jul 14, 2016 08:45 |
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In the post Here I go How soon I'll be probated apologies to Uxzuigal -This haiku brought to you by Thunder Moose. Thunder Moose: he's the cool one. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: Hope I followed all haiku rules, ain't written one in ages..! "The warmth in this post. Fire warming fills the forum. I see the sun set." Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Jul 14, 2016
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 09:59 |
Please hit me with a poem about posting while drunk, or about handling drunk posters alternatively, about a defective shitpost-making robot (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: "Posting drunk, How far have you sunk? Only one solution, Beg for absolution!" Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jul 14, 2016 ---------------- |
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 17:45 |
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That marks the end of probation poems! Thanks for attending.. I hope they were as terrible as I advertised them to be! Any post after this is safe / won't get probated. Or Poemed! <3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:46 |
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First Post
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:47 |
a fat cat sat on the mat (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) e: Due to a nice poem and a PM from Hogge, I decided to make one, and only one exception. "A cat in a hat, Sat and shat, Ran of out luck... HE GOT STUCK!" Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Jul 14, 2016 ---------------- |
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:06 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 04:33 |
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quote:"Prowling the street, true story. |
# ? Jul 15, 2016 21:40 |