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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Polyakov posted:

I'm not sure that the A-Bomb would be that decisive, just because in a situation where you have the entire production of the rest of the world churning out fighters and have the capability to man the IADS that would be set up, unescorted bombers are not getting through especially not after the x-thousand mile flight over the atlantic to reach a target, also suddenly the japanese dont have to deal with the chinese so have a lot more men and machines to throw into the pacific to hold islands.

It's not necessarily the bomb itself, but the bomb paired with the B-36. The Peacemaker was literally designed for the task of flying across the Atlantic and Pacific to drop bombs on target from above the effective altitude of AAA and interceptors, and in the narrow window of 1946-48 (Assuming it's rushed into service far quicker than it was IRL), when paired with the bomb it would have been a nigh-unstoppable machine of unimaginable destruction. (Of course, this is assuming that enemy interceptors don't get better faster, or that the British don't collaborate with the Germans to develop SAMs, etc... it's alt-history, what can you do :v:)

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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Isn't the US's population vastly more widely distributed than Russia's? Like even if you got through from the east coast to Chicago, you'd still have the west coast cranking out stuff, and if you tried to take the west coast first, you'd have even more of a nightmare trying to get a handle of the endless tracts of nothing in the midwest before you confront the east coast population centers.

Theoretically, the way that the US has moved out of manufacturing would screw us in the event of another massive-scale world war, but I think the general consensus of most people is that we could probably put the world into a quick apocalypse if we really needed to, so none of that would become relevant.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

SlothfulCobra posted:

Isn't the US's population vastly more widely distributed than Russia's? Like even if you got through from the east coast to Chicago, you'd still have the west coast cranking out stuff, and if you tried to take the west coast first, you'd have even more of a nightmare trying to get a handle of the endless tracts of nothing in the midwest before you confront the east coast population centers.

Theoretically, the way that the US has moved out of manufacturing would screw us in the event of another massive-scale world war, but I think the general consensus of most people is that we could probably put the world into a quick apocalypse if we really needed to, so none of that would become relevant.

Russia has less than half the population and nearly twice the land area of the US, with a good chunk of Russia being nearly depopulated and downright inhospitable weather-wise.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

SlothfulCobra posted:

Isn't the US's population vastly more widely distributed than Russia's? Like even if you got through from the east coast to Chicago, you'd still have the west coast cranking out stuff, and if you tried to take the west coast first, you'd have even more of a nightmare trying to get a handle of the endless tracts of nothing in the midwest before you confront the east coast population centers.

Theoretically, the way that the US has moved out of manufacturing would screw us in the event of another massive-scale world war, but I think the general consensus of most people is that we could probably put the world into a quick apocalypse if we really needed to, so none of that would become relevant.

Yeah, it'd be something along the lines of pushing to Chicago against the Union or something like that. Also I'm pretty sure military manufacturing isn't nearly as fungible with civilian manufacturing as it was in WWII.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

xthetenth posted:

Yeah, it'd be something along the lines of pushing to Chicago against the Union or something like that. Also I'm pretty sure military manufacturing isn't nearly as fungible with civilian manufacturing as it was in WWII.
Totally depends on what you're talking about making really. There was a minor kerfuffle here in the papers a year or two back when it was realised that some computer chips made in a factory were, amongst other things, potentially being used in the guidance systems of some Israeli weapons. Some people were of the opinion that this was a breach of neutrality on our part. Eventually everyone stopped caring.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer
Unless the Pacific Navy was magically split so that more mainline ships were in the Atlantic, I could see the US East coast hit hard by the combined British/German Navy. And something similar would occur with ground forces in the Pacific Front as the entirety of the conflict in China would end and all troops involved would be sent to boost up the islands to make it even more costly to try and take.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

It's not necessarily the bomb itself, but the bomb paired with the B-36. The Peacemaker was literally designed for the task of flying across the Atlantic and Pacific to drop bombs on target from above the effective altitude of AAA and interceptors, and in the narrow window of 1946-48 (Assuming it's rushed into service far quicker than it was IRL), when paired with the bomb it would have been a nigh-unstoppable machine of unimaginable destruction. (Of course, this is assuming that enemy interceptors don't get better faster, or that the British don't collaborate with the Germans to develop SAMs, etc... it's alt-history, what can you do :v:)

I am not so sure how the timeline for the B-36 would change though. With the need to bomb almost everywhere the need for a plane like that would be very crucial, but on the flip side a lot of resources that the US was able to pump into research thanks to being almost untouchable would vanish as they would need to produce enough goods to make sure they had enough conventional planes to work with before anything else. In fact depending upon how we want to play this all out, I could see the US being hurt internally by the more extreme Communist cells making any ambitions for major development goals unsure.

Mazz
Dec 12, 2012

Orion, this is Sperglord Actual.
Come on home.
The two oceans make it very unlikely anything would happen in either direction in any reasonable amount of time assuming the 1945 timeline we all know. The problem with this though is that once you start advancing the clock you get into gay black hitler territory so fast and throuoghly that it becomes impossible to really make any reasonable inference about capabilities.

Maybe we militarize the entire US population and nuke everyone before 1950, or maybe the entirety of Eurasia gets their poo poo together and pulls off a full invasion through Iceland > Canada that wrecks the industrial heartlands in the midwest. I mean who the gently caress knows. It's too far gone from reality to paint a solidified picture in either direction.

Mazz fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Jul 14, 2016

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Braveheart will always be one of my favorite movies despite all it's hilarious and ridiculous anachronisms but something it definitely does right: conveying that winning a battle sucks, too. War just sucks.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Also surprisingly good at conveying that idea: children's novel The Hobbit.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
I'm a bit out of the loop here, but have this article

http://shannonselin.com/2016/07/napoleonic-battlefield-cleanup/

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

quote:

It is certainly a singular fact, that Great Britain should have sent out such multitudes of soldiers to fight the battles of this country upon the continent of Europe, and should then import their bones as an article of commerce to fatten her soil!

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

JaucheCharly posted:

I'm a bit out of the loop here, but have this article

http://shannonselin.com/2016/07/napoleonic-battlefield-cleanup/

Interesting article. The bit about the bones was really something.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
finally, i found an area where my guys are more humane than their descendants

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Acebuckeye13 posted:

It's not necessarily the bomb itself, but the bomb paired with the B-36. The Peacemaker was literally designed for the task of flying across the Atlantic and Pacific to drop bombs on target from above the effective altitude of AAA and interceptors, and in the narrow window of 1946-48 (Assuming it's rushed into service far quicker than it was IRL), when paired with the bomb it would have been a nigh-unstoppable machine of unimaginable destruction. (Of course, this is assuming that enemy interceptors don't get better faster, or that the British don't collaborate with the Germans to develop SAMs, etc... it's alt-history, what can you do :v:)

Counterpoint: in this weird world we've just imagined where the British Empire, France, Germany, the Soviet Union and Japan are all on the same side, the only people with jet fighters of any sort are in Europe. No Rolls-Royce Derwent engines for you, America!

And if anyone's going to develop an effective SAM on a crash basis, it's going to be the Germans. They were working on it as-is, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henschel_Hs_117 and suchlike.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

feedmegin posted:

Counterpoint: in this weird world we've just imagined where the British Empire, France, Germany, the Soviet Union and Japan are all on the same side, the only people with jet fighters of any sort are in Europe. No Rolls-Royce Derwent engines for you, America!

And if anyone's going to develop an effective SAM on a crash basis, it's going to be the Germans. They were working on it as-is, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henschel_Hs_117 and suchlike.

See also: radar, computing, etc.. Additionally, plenty of nuclear scientists to go round. Also the USN is great and all but the RN + IJN + Kriegsmarine is no joke if it collectively turns its attention to naval aviation.

It's a goofy thought experiment anyway.

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

HEY GAL posted:

finally, i found an area where my guys are more humane than their descendants

Don't think for a moment that Wallenstein wouldn't have done that exact same poo poo if the principles of fertilization would have been better understood in the 17th century.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
I just want to know what faux pas Roosevelt did to unite the entire world against the US.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Fangz posted:

I just want to know what faux pas Roosevelt did to unite the entire world against the US.



I'm really, really bad at 'shopping

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Fangz posted:

I just want to know what faux pas Roosevelt did to unite the entire world against the US.

He knows what he did.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

quote:

the good farmers of Yorkshire are, in a great measure, indebted to the bones of their children for their daily bread.

The bigotted "THANK ARE TROOPS!" newspaper columns certainly were more interesting back in the day. :zpatriot: Even if I'm catching a satirical tone in the writing... right??

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

cheerfullydrab posted:

Also surprisingly good at conveying that idea: children's novel The Hobbit.

Children's novel The Hobbit, written by 2nd Lieutenant JRR Tolkien (ret'd), late of the 11th (Service) Battalion, Lancashire Fusiliers, veteran of the Somme. If ever there was a collection of battles to teach people that you can win on paper and yet it still sucks a whole lot...

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

P-Mack posted:

Chinese bandit fact-

"North Manchurian chiefs, rather than risk pollution by women, evidently preferred to catch or buy small Siberian bears and live with them instead."

Nothing wrong with being into bears

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Disinterested posted:

See also: radar, computing, etc.. Additionally, plenty of nuclear scientists to go round. Also the USN is great and all but the RN + IJN + Kriegsmarine is no joke if it collectively turns its attention to naval aviation.

It's a goofy thought experiment anyway.

Combined, the RN, IJN and Kriegsmarine (not sure why you picked them since France and possibly Italy have stronger navies) have less carrier aviation capability than the US. In fact they probably have comparable capacity to just the short hull Essexes. They do have closer to parity in modern battleships though if I don't miss my count! :v:

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
so britain and japan are on the same side here, but has this scenario managed to put the ija on the same side as the ijn?

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
My initial question was strictly in terms of industry but I like the direction this thing has taken

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

HEY GAL posted:

so britain and japan are on the same side here, but has this scenario managed to put the ija on the same side as the ijn?

The IJN and the Royal Navy built a tree house and currently hanging a 'no landsmen' sign on the front.

JaucheCharly posted:

I'm a bit out of the loop here, but have this article

http://shannonselin.com/2016/07/napoleonic-battlefield-cleanup/

Interesting and delicious!

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

xthetenth posted:

Combined, the RN, IJN and Kriegsmarine (not sure why you picked them since France and possibly Italy have stronger navies) have less carrier aviation capability than the US. In fact they probably have comparable capacity to just the short hull Essexes. They do have closer to parity in modern battleships though if I don't miss my count! :v:

Timing matters, of course. If this is in 1945, most of the IJN is at the bottom of the Pacific, most of the surface Kriegsmarine is at the bottom of the Atlantic, and most of the French navy is at the bottom of the Med.

But yeah, Glorious Eurasia's fleet certainly isn't going to steam straight across the Atlantic and show the USN what-for. That's true in the other direction as well though given the sort of combined land-based aviation we'd be looking at. Same sort of reason the modern USN can't just park a carrier right off the Chinese coast with impunity.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

SeanBeansShako posted:

The IJN and the Royal Navy
how much whiskey are we talking here

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

feedmegin posted:

Timing matters, of course. If this is in 1945, most of the IJN is at the bottom of the Pacific, most of the surface Kriegsmarine is at the bottom of the Atlantic, and most of the French navy is at the bottom of the Med.
finally, today is italy's time to shine

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

HEY GAL posted:

how much whiskey are we talking here

A lot, and then the Royal Navy showed the IJN the whole carrier concept and well, they got interested.

Also, I believe the IJN to be the best at building ramshackle on the spot tree houses because have you seen the signal towers on their ships?

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

xthetenth posted:

Combined, the RN, IJN and Kriegsmarine (not sure why you picked them since France and possibly Italy have stronger navies) have less carrier aviation capability than the US. In fact they probably have comparable capacity to just the short hull Essexes. They do have closer to parity in modern battleships though if I don't miss my count! :v:

It would take quite a while to get Axis naval aviation up to a workable level.

Also, can you imagine a combined RN / IJN TF or even separate TFs trying to work together? There's a lot of value to having everyone working out of the same playbook with the same equipment, training and doctrine.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

It would take quite a while to get Axis naval aviation up to a workable level.

Also, can you imagine a combined RN / IJN TF or even separate TFs trying to work together? There's a lot of value to having everyone working out of the same playbook with the same equipment, training and doctrine.

True. I'd sort of expect the RN would handle the Atlantic, the Japanese the Pacific, and each be the prime movers in each case. Nazis, Italians, Soviets etc get to train on Zeros or Fairey Fulmars and fly off British/Japanese built carriers.

(which, btw, does this mean Britain and Russia have both gone full Nazi? ick. There are some unfortunate implications here)

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

feedmegin posted:

(which, btw, does this mean Britain and Russia have both gone full Nazi? ick. There are some unfortunate implications here)
other way around, everyone's the good guys

except america

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

HEY GAL posted:

other way around, everyone's the good guys

except america

MacArthur coup, Kaiserreich style.

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks
Clearly, a MacArthur coup would end by a bunch of privates killing him outside a bar or something with consecrated Patton-model cavalry sabres or something.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Kemper Boyd posted:

Clearly, a MacArthur coup would end by a bunch of privates killing him outside a bar or something with consecrated Patton-model cavalry sabres or something.

The best ending in this hosed up alt history reality we're playing with here.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

MacArthur coup, Kaiserreich style.

Or Amerikareichsfuhrer Lindbergh. I'm down for a war of liberation by the united Eurasian Democratic Union to free America from tyranny. Gotta admit, it'd be interesting to see Pearl Harbor done with the IJN, the RN and why not the Graf Zeppelin as well.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
in fascist america, bismarck sinks you

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Jul 14, 2016

OctaviusBeaver
Apr 30, 2009

Say what now?

Nenonen posted:

The bigotted "THANK ARE TROOPS!" newspaper columns certainly were more interesting back in the day. :zpatriot: Even if I'm catching a satirical tone in the writing... right??

I got a little bit of an "A Modest Proposal " vibe too.

Harvesting teeth for dentures was the most sickening part to me.

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aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Tree Bucket posted:

I was thinking the exact same thing.

How do you say "witness me, bloodbag" in German?

"Zeuge mich, Blutsack" sounds kinda naughty it should be "bezeuge"

I just realized that I have no idea how they translated all this for the localized version. It has to be hilarious.

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