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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Itty bitty titties need love too

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

TBeats posted:

Never stick your dick in crazy.

if you do atleast do it at her place and use a fake name

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Rad Lieutenant posted:

wanna peek her chu

I hope she wants to chew my peak

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

TBeats posted:

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Its the only way I get laid.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

yeah but i'm crazy so it balances out

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/753398572515725312

:woop:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/746147254415699968

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Jesus how old is that photo

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
zERIS, HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED HER

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

zERIS, HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED HER

Wait, who? One had a meltdown on me over the weekend

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





TBeats posted:

Always stick your dick in crazy.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Zeris posted:

Wait, who? One had a meltdown on me over the weekend

on you?

can you point me in the direction of a porno that depicts such a thing

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

that got a genuine laugh from me.

so did this



this girl zeris

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Zeris posted:

Wait, who? One had a meltdown on me over the weekend

also tell gip what happened

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
My fun week was writing a sardonic (by polite society standards) post about Pokemon (which I have never played in my life) for my internship and having it outperform any content entry written by the marketing department.

And receiving this text on Tuesday afternoon:




After the second date

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Nice

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Also H-B what do you think of this? I think it comes close to hitting the mark, but kind of sends the wrong message by giving the other side a sense of agency through verb-ifying the name in association with a "good" action.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





so are you gonna see her again or what

sounds like you've got an easy in

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

My fun week was writing a sardonic (by polite society standards) post about Pokemon (which I have never played in my life) for my internship and having it outperform any content entry written by the marketing department.

And receiving this text on Tuesday afternoon:




After the second date

drat bro how good is your dick to do that after two dates?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Two Finger posted:

so are you gonna see her again or what

sounds like you've got an easy in

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Met someone out on the street tonight from my unit while I was walking around town lookin for pokemon with my younger sisters.



He was in his cruiser. :laffo:


We're getting deployed here in a few months and he's over here, in uniform, giving me poo poo for wearing a Team Yellow shirt.


goty 2016

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

team red bitch

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

are there gangtags yet for pokemon go

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!

Lazy Reservist posted:


John Carpenter's Escape From Cleveland

Always did hear tales of how they busted Snake's hump pretty bad in Cleveland :ohdear:

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Zeris posted:

My fun week was writing a sardonic (by polite society standards) post about Pokemon (which I have never played in my life) for my internship and having it outperform any content entry written by the marketing department.

And receiving this text on Tuesday afternoon:




After the second date

If you didn't reply with "tl;dr" and/or a dick pic, you're not doing this thing right.

Also:

Pesticide20 posted:

drat bro how good is your dick to do that after two dates?

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
I had a girl throw a heavy glass tumbler at my head just before asking if I wanted to take her home and gently caress her. I think it was the 4th date.

I passed on that kind offer.

click image upload

Also in non-frothy meat flap news, please meet our new Foreign Secretary. A man who once tried to heat a meat pie in a Corby trouser press.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

This is even better then the Christie/Trump one.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/gop-convention-speaker-list-2016-225522

Gingrich and Christie are making speeches, but Pence isn't. Another point to Gingrich for VP



edit:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/753546452270518272

It's happening!

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 12:29 on Jul 14, 2016

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Hot Karl Marx posted:

I present a hotter take than that person saying Pokemon Go is a death sentence for black people

https://twitter.com/WeedMubarak/status/753366879515783168

:holymoley:

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I present a hotter take than that person saying Pokemon Go is a death sentence for black people

https://twitter.com/WeedMubarak/status/753366879515783168

So if they were destroying Germany...Hitler was right!?

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
Donald Trump doesn't care about pokemons

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Zeris posted:

Also H-B what do you think of this? I think it comes close to hitting the mark, but kind of sends the wrong message by giving the other side a sense of agency through verb-ifying the name in association with a "good" action.

Yea that reads like a pro-trump sticker to me.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Yea that reads like a pro-trump sticker to me.

Except it came in a Hillary email :(

Zeris fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Jul 14, 2016

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Hillary's gonna find a way to lose this election and it's gonna be really funny

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Bernard McFacknutah posted:

click image upload

Also in non-frothy meat flap news, please meet our new Foreign Secretary. A man who once tried to heat a meat pie in a Corby trouser press.

It should be added that Boris wrote this beautiful limerick about Erdogan

quote:

There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Might as well just go full hog wild and have Prince Phillip as your foreign secretary.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MA-Horus posted:

Might as well just go full hog wild and have Prince Phillip as your foreign secretary.

Hold on...almost there.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Hillary's gonna find a way to lose this election and it's gonna be really funny

No, it's not going to be funny at all.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
You reap what you sow America.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

No, it's not going to be funny at all.

I'm a white land owning male, tbf even if it gets worse for me it's not going to really be noticeable to me

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