SWOLE exception 2016: ~*THIGHBLASTER ZONE*~

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Risky Bisquick: Jan 18, 2008; PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.; Buglord

Chinatown posted:

Squatrack Curl.

One-at-a-Time Biceps Curl in the squat rack, front profile mirin myself
One-at-a-Time Biceps Curl in the squat rack, side profile mirin myself

# ? Jul 13, 2016 19:40

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# ? May 15, 2024 07:45

Greataval: Mar 26, 2010

What else is squat rack for. Curling bro is the best bro. Squat bros are boring as gently caress and just want to talk about thighs and poo poo.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 22:20

Homestar Runner: Oct 9, 2012; This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

anyone else have that friend who rarely / never trains and is built like a stick insect with no visible muscle definition whatsoever that nevertheless claims to lift all kinds of crazy weight despite the fact that you've seen him in a gym once or twice and he is a forreal weakling

well I do thx for reading

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:28

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

Homestar Runner posted:

anyone else have that friend who rarely / never trains and is built like a stick insect with no visible muscle definition whatsoever that nevertheless claims to lift all kinds of crazy weight despite the fact that you've seen him in a gym once or twice and he is a forreal weakling

Call his rear end out

# ? Jul 14, 2016 04:02

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

pick him up and curl him

# ? Jul 14, 2016 04:06

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

Take his lunch money

# ? Jul 14, 2016 04:24

stump collector: May 28, 2007

sacrifice him in the squat rack

# ? Jul 14, 2016 04:26

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

gently caress his mom and tell us about it in lurid detail

# ? Jul 14, 2016 04:29

Bakalakadaka: Sep 18, 2004

Greataval posted:

What else is squat rack for. Curling bro is the best bro. Squat bros are boring as gently caress and just want to talk about thighs and poo poo.

Curling the squat rack is never wrong. Sometimes I curl it while someone is squatting and they are very confused and awed.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 14:23

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

I need to do more curls, did some rows and stuff the other day and my biceps are sore as gently caress.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 14:25

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Homestar Runner posted:

anyone else have that friend who rarely / never trains and is built like a stick insect with no visible muscle definition whatsoever that nevertheless claims to lift all kinds of crazy weight despite the fact that you've seen him in a gym once or twice and he is a forreal weakling

Not possible as I have no friends. Nice doxx attempt though.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 14:27

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

My resolve broke and I finally started taking steroids.

Corticosteroids for a respiratory infection

# ? Jul 14, 2016 19:27

Cobra Commander: Jan 18, 2011

Nostratic posted:

My resolve broke and I finally started taking steroids.

Corticosteroids for a respiratory infection

Before and after pics???

# ? Jul 14, 2016 19:39

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

im 30 years old

# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:24

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Zzulu posted:

im 30 years old

goondolences

# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:34

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

Zzulu posted:

im 30 years old

# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:36

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

im 30 years old

Check out junior over here bragging about his yout

# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:02

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

The curse of being in impossibly good shape in your 30s is that you spend all your time wondering how much better life would be if you had some discipline in your 20s and did something else besides eat doritos.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:09

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

im 30 years old

# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:15

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

My department just got 62 pound kettle bells lmao. Did a few sets of kettle bell swings and I'm like wtf is the point of this

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:06

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

i did a google for "62lb kettlebell" and found this

https://www.onnit.com/legend-bells/?pid=768&gclid=CjwKEAjw8Jy8BRCE0pOC9qzRhkMSJABC1pvJA4Ue3R0AM79rO0nkF5U0X6vj5uPyu7Qsw5b1MOmDMBoCOQ3w_wcB

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:21

DoubleT2172: Sep 24, 2007

exquisite tea posted:

The curse of being in impossibly good shape in your 30s is that you spend all your time wondering how much better life would be if you had some discipline in your 20s and did something else besides eat doritos.

I am 28 now and have been working out since 19. It has been pretty great tbh

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:21

Bakalakadaka: Sep 18, 2004

Tonight is the most important workout of the week: bringing pizza to my mouth.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 13:33

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Nostratic posted:

My resolve broke and I finally started taking steroids.

Corticosteroids for a respiratory infection

Oh man ur gonna be HUGE.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 13:46

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Tiny Lowtax posted:

My department just got 62 pound kettle bells lmao. Did a few sets of kettle bell swings and I'm like wtf is the point of this

Kettlebells are for labia and scrote stretches. You gotta get the hook adapter ring pierced in first though.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 13:54

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

dropped caffein and preworkouts for two weeks, felt like hot flaming rancid garbage in the gym. Today I figured my resistance shoulda worn off so i took some preworkout stuffs

Did PRs on like everythin :getin:

Borrowed energy is cool and good

# ? Jul 15, 2016 14:17

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Zzulu posted:

dropped caffein and preworkouts for two weeks, felt like hot flaming rancid garbage in the gym. Today I figured my resistance shoulda worn off so i took some preworkout stuffs

Did PRs on like everythin

Borrowed energy is cool and good

# ? Jul 15, 2016 14:17

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

whoops accidentally quoted myself there

# ? Jul 15, 2016 14:18

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

whoops accidentally quoted myself there

Classic zzulu

# ? Jul 15, 2016 14:20

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Zzulu posted:

whoops accidentally quoted myself there

# ? Jul 15, 2016 14:20

Constipated: Nov 25, 2009; Gotta make that money man its still the same now

The gym fixed the broken safety rail on my favorite cage and I squatted confidently and comfortably for the first time in awhile, was nice. Thanks gym

# ? Jul 15, 2016 14:32

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

squats are good

feels good in your rear end!

# ? Jul 15, 2016 14:35

Constipated: Nov 25, 2009; Gotta make that money man its still the same now

You know me, I'm all about good rear end feelings!

# ? Jul 15, 2016 14:46

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

DoubleT2172 posted:

I am 28 now and have been working out since 19. It has been pretty great tbh

I am 32 now and have been working out since I was 14. No one told me there was more to it than bench and curls until I was 25. No one gave me sound advice like at what age I should have taken HGH to become a pro athlete. Overall, it's just allowed me to eat like a garbage disposal without becoming noticeably fat.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 15:31

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

I'm 32 and I'm a chunkety nerd with big thighs because I did a meme workout for a year that includes 3 squat days a week.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 15:54

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I mostly follow a memegains program with high-impact training, because it fits my macros.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 15:58

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

i go into the gym and do whatever the biggest dude there does with tje intention of outlifting him and shaming him

# ? Jul 15, 2016 16:04

SpeedyCow: Oct 8, 2001; I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!

*walks in to gym, sets up deadlift bar with 225 lbs, doesn't lift it*
*talks on phone, walks away for ten minutes*
*comes back, puts 275 on bar, does three lovely reps, removes weight and goes to curling station*

# ? Jul 15, 2016 18:42

Rabble: Dec 3, 2005; Pillbug

Zzulu posted:

squats are good

feels good in your rear end!

Squeeeeeeze

Edit: My first workout of the day is always deadlifts because I loving love deadlifts.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 19:02

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# ? May 15, 2024 07:45

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

Arnold is Numero Uno

# ? Jul 15, 2016 20:21

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