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That Works posted:Ragnarok A bunch of ancient white men burning the earth while trying to kill each other? Sounds about right
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 18:04 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:can we get back to making fun of the Olympics now
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 18:18 |
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olympics would be more fun if it was just amateurs again and i guess you'd have to start by banning all sponsorships entirely both for the olympics and for the individual athletes. also no more commercials on tv and free beer for all
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 18:20 |
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In most things in life there is an inverse relationship between how seriously people take it and how hella gay is. People take the Olympics super seriously so the natural result is that it's hella loving gay.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 18:24 |
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 18:25 |
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Who's paying those cops?
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 18:28 |
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I don't think the torch is in rio yet so there's a chance they're getting paid
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 18:30 |
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That was just mosquito repellant.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 18:34 |
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How many spare runners do they have in case one gets shot?
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 18:36 |
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Have there always been so many attempts to extinguish the torch or is this some new hotness?
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 18:40 |
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8 cops and not one spotted him. gently caress, ISIS will kill millions.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 18:41 |
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I hope some drug gang kidnaps the torch and ransoms it and the state can't pay for its release
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 18:41 |
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Boomstick Quaid posted:I hope some drug gang kidnaps the torch and ransoms it and the state can't pay for its release why bother, the gang will just dump water on it after they get the ransom
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 18:56 |
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CharlestonJew posted:why bother, the gang will just dump water on it after they get the ransom Or dump it in the bay and set it on fire.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 19:27 |
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Chomp8645 posted:In most things in life there is an inverse relationship between how seriously people take it and how hella gay is. People take the Olympics super seriously so the natural result is that it's hella loving gay. That's the opposite of an inverse relationship.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 19:54 |
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plushpuffin posted:That's the opposite of an inverse relationship. I thought an inverse relationship was sucking ones own dick for example
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 19:55 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:I thought an inverse relationship was sucking ones own dick for example that is a fulfilling relationship
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 19:57 |
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plushpuffin posted:That's the opposite of an inverse relationship. Oh yeah whoops. I was thinking of saying a different thing instead of the thing I said. Good thing I care a lot less than those gay rear end Olympics.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:02 |
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have more golfers decided to pull out? the great return of golf to the olympics is already going to be missing six of the top 10 golfers in the world. they ended wrestling for this poo poo
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:18 |
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I can't see any other reason why they brought in golf besides the amazing graft and embezzlement opportunities
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:21 |
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it's because golf's popularity is still skyrocketing among young people because of hip and cool golfers like phil mickelson
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:29 |
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nerdz posted:I can't see any other reason why they brought in golf besides the amazing graft and embezzlement opportunities
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:46 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:I thought an inverse relationship was sucking ones own dick for example Serious Frolicking posted:that is a fulfilling relationship Also known as a reflexive relationship.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:48 |
Horse hopping sure but NO WRESTLING ALLOWED
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:55 |
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there is money in golf. there is no money in wrestling.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:01 |
Is their money in making a horsey dance
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:07 |
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hemophilia posted:Is their money in making a horsey dance There is if the target market is old, rich white people.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:11 |
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hemophilia posted:Is their money in making a horsey dance My prolapsed anus says yes
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:17 |
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horse stuff is the domain of rich people. so even if there isn't money to be made from spectators, there is plenty to be made from everyone else involved with equestrian activities. also, since old rich aristos form the vast majority of people who care i would wager at least some members of the ioc are huge fans.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:26 |
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Y-Hat posted:have more golfers decided to pull out? the great return of golf to the olympics is already going to be missing six of the top 10 golfers in the world. they ended wrestling for this poo poo It's also funny watching people from other sports condemn the golfers, so far a boxing and badminton/squash player has criticized McIllroy for not going to represent the UK. Both of their sports are inside take less than an hour at most. Golf is outside, takes a day or two, and your are out and about in the open sun on what is basically manicured fields. gently caress all Zika risk to the whiners, at least some tiny risk for the golfers.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:26 |
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The fact that an original Olympic sport was replaced by golf should be enough evidence to convict the entire IOC for bribery and graft.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:15 |
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Can't find a link right now but I think McIlroy's answer to the critics was basically "if you're a golfer why the gently caress would you care about the olympics" and yeah, can't argue with that
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:18 |
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Looking forward to taking home the gold in competive Twitch streaming!
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:31 |
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simplefish posted:Who's paying those cops? the local drug gangs
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:50 |
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Naxuz posted:Can't find a link right now but I think McIlroy's answer to the critics was basically "if you're a golfer why the gently caress would you care about the olympics" and yeah, can't argue with that lol golfers were saying this years ago how did the ioc not see this coming
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 23:40 |
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nerdz posted:lol golfers were saying this years ago they make bigger cash in the better known tournaments too
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 23:41 |
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This has all just been a test to see how poo poo of a country you can put an Olympics in before a majority of people think we don't need the loving Olympics anymore.
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# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:00 |
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Dreddout posted:Looking forward to taking home the gold in competive Twitch streaming! Do you have big boobs?
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# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:03 |
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Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:The fact that an original Olympic sport was replaced by golf should be enough evidence to convict the entire IOC for bribery and graft. Couple that with the fact that the best golfers don't give two shits about the olympics (as opposed to wrestlers, who actually want to be there) and it boggles the mind why they opted to go this route.
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# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:12 |
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just because the ioc wants to milk golfing for money doesn't mean golfers themselves give a poo poo
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