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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Scooters are way more dangerous than motorcycles Part 2

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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Collateral Damage posted:

:kimchi:

How old is your kid now?

She is 6.

There was only one other kids class child on the track with her but she loved it and came in '2nd' and won a 'trophy'



Her first time out on the track for practice the sd card in her camera filled up, the next one we recorded, then her actual race I forgot to press record, so not a lot of footage to play with, but we have 39 days to practice practice practice.

I ordered her big bike numbers by accident and then left them at home, someone at the track had some spare 7s we used for the day while I reorder her the numbers she picked. I also left her jersey with Klutch Industries to get screen printed with her name (Animal) and number 58.



He was so pissed off that he didn't get a trophy and I had to explain to him that you only get a trophy if you race, so he kicked me in the shin and told his momma i wouldn't let him race, his time will be coming real quick im afraid

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


found on imgur:

http://imgur.com/gallery/NxBOfxk

Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Jul 11, 2016

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Infinite torque, two horsepower.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


That dude.

He's Swedish, or Norwegian, or somewhere northern Europe, right? I've seen that one before.

edit: Dutch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQN0lZedqvA

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

EX250 Type R posted:

She is 6.

There was only one other kids class child on the track with her but she loved it and came in '2nd' and won a 'trophy'



Her first time out on the track for practice the sd card in her camera filled up, the next one we recorded, then her actual race I forgot to press record, so not a lot of footage to play with, but we have 39 days to practice practice practice.

I ordered her big bike numbers by accident and then left them at home, someone at the track had some spare 7s we used for the day while I reorder her the numbers she picked. I also left her jersey with Klutch Industries to get screen printed with her name (Animal) and number 58.


He was so pissed off that he didn't get a trophy and I had to explain to him that you only get a trophy if you race, so he kicked me in the shin and told his momma i wouldn't let him race, his time will be coming real quick im afraid

58 was my racing number when i was only slightly older than your little one. Hopefully she has as much fun as i did as a kid racing and riding with those numbers.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


http://i.imgur.com/IBUPIhC.gifv

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


http://i.imgur.com/iW0x9ZQ.mp4

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


Good thing helmets are designed to protect against impact and not crushing forces.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CQeNXKqsA0

The mini-est of minis

Schroeder91
Jul 5, 2007

https://gfycat.com/BrokenRecklessHyrax

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Top of the page, champ.

Supradog
Sep 1, 2004

A POOOST!?!??! YEEAAAAHHHH

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

we should start an MC for SA Goons

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Hell's Shitposters


It'd certainly be an interesting group ride. 50% dadbikes, 50% sumos, and one yellow, uh... suzuki.

Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



"The Nerd Herd"

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Guys, just let the water buffalo have the motorbike. It's not worth it.

https://www.facebook.com/fan24h/videos/1843868792304874/

Coydog
Mar 5, 2007



Fallen Rib
Give me back my motorbike! You are a water buffalo. It doesn't even fit!

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Children of the corn-er

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Children of the corn-er

That's a wheelie bad pun.
But it's the best one.

makka-setan
Jan 21, 2004

Happy camping.
Cringe.

https://www.facebook.com/thebikerbrotherhood/videos/959944160789042/

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


ABP

Already been posted.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Indeed it has, and it still pisses me off seeing how poor other people ride.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
If anyone hasn't realized it yet, taking a riding class and then actually being interested in improving your riding skills puts you at the 1% of riders. Most are morons wobbling their way to Wing Night and some pretend to like riding the fun roads.

The most embarrassing thing about that video is that most videos of cyclists I've seen shows they have no idea about a proper line, so to be passed by one....eeeeh.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

nsaP posted:

If anyone hasn't realized it yet, taking a riding class and then actually being interested in improving your riding skills puts you at the 1% of riders. Most are morons wobbling their way to Wing Night and some pretend to like riding the fun roads.

The most embarrassing thing about that video is that most videos of cyclists I've seen shows they have no idea about a proper line, so to be passed by one....eeeeh.

The cyclist was the best rider in the video.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
I think that motorcyclist is how drivers react to being passed by a motorcycle.

RUN HIM OFF THE ROAD

If I got passed by a cyclist, I would cry and then buy them a beer.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

nsaP posted:

If anyone hasn't realized it yet, taking a riding class and then actually being interested in improving your riding skills puts you at the 1% of riders. Most are morons wobbling their way to Wing Night and some pretend to like riding the fun roads.

The most embarrassing thing about that video is that most videos of cyclists I've seen shows they have no idea about a proper line, so to be passed by one....eeeeh.

I am the 1%. :stare:

Razzled
Feb 3, 2011

MY HARLEY IS COOL

captainOrbital posted:

I think that motorcyclist is how drivers react to being passed by a motorcycle.

RUN HIM OFF THE ROAD

If I got passed by a cyclist, I would cry and then buy them a beer.

if there's a motorcycle equivalent of seppuku he should have committed it the first time he got passed by a pushbike

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Razzled posted:

if there's a motorcycle equivalent of seppuku he should have committed it the first time he got passed by a pushbike

But that was a pedal bike? :confused:

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Razzled posted:

motorcycle equivalent of seppuku

I'm never riding twisties again for fear that I may have to buy and ride a Buell Blast.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Coredump posted:

But that was a pedal bike? :confused:

I can't tell if you're being serious or just baiting Razzled, but pushbike = bicycle (think it's a regional thing)

What's a pushbike to you, like a balance bike/velocipede?

TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3
Pushbike != Pedalbike to me either. I've heard them as two separate things.

Pedal bikes are propelled by pedals while a push bike is either tottered by feed on ground or pushed behind by an adult. Small children use push bikes, they were much more in favor many many years ago.

Edit:
https://i.imgur.com/2AL5b3u.jpg

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqmPsbZZVTM

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Renaissance Robot posted:

I can't tell if you're being serious or just baiting Razzled, but pushbike = bicycle (think it's a regional thing)

What's a pushbike to you, like a balance bike/velocipede?

A little of column A, a little of column B. But for real I've thought of push bikes as The Fonz describes them. I've even seen some cool wooden push bikes to help little ones get the hang of balancing on two wheels.

PaintVagrant
Apr 13, 2007

~ the ultimate driving machine ~
My son road a balance bike in our hardwood floored house since he was 1.5. One day he just hopped on his training wheelless bicycle and was riding it like a total pro within a few hours. He had just turned 4 when he started riding his bicycle

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

TheFonz posted:

Pushbike != Pedalbike to me either. I've heard them as two separate things.

Pedal bikes are propelled by pedals while a push bike is either tottered by feed on ground or pushed behind by an adult. Small children use push bikes, they were much more in favor many many years ago.

Edit:
https://i.imgur.com/2AL5b3u.jpg

A pushbike is any bike that doesn't have an engine and thus presumably requires manual labour to make it go. Chiche's DRZ was a pushbike at one point.

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Slavvy posted:

A pushbike is any bike that doesn't have an engine and thus presumably requires manual labour to make it go. Chiche's DRZ was a pushbike at one point.

If pedals don't count for push bikes then scooters just became mopeds.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Guess I better hold on to one of these for the next time I overfill the bike.

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


Slim Pickens posted:

Guess I better hold on to one of these for the next time I overfill the bike.



Genius

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Here4DaGangBang
Dec 3, 2004

I beat my dick like it owes me money!

Slim Pickens posted:

Guess I better hold on to one of these for the next time I overfill the bike.



Holy poo poo

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