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Should I stay or should I go?
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Please stay 195 31.20%
Go away 136 21.76%
Who cares? 99 15.84%
gently caress you op, your soccer sucks and your tea tastes like poo poo! 195 31.20%
Total: 625 votes
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

harry is obviously the genetically superior specimen. kill philip and his children. and their dad, and grandmother. long live king harry

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

actually nevermind just kill harry too

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Mozi posted:

let's just say that if an eel managed to escape the pie it'd probably make it to the thames

eels are actually extremely elusive, hence the phrase, "slippery as an eel"

the thames is also very close to many houses in london

this does not detract from the essential laziness of british people however

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Decebal posted:

Nothing wrong with loving your country friend !

You're one of those people who insists the Civil War was about state's rights aren't you.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

It was. It was about state's rights to deny others of their rights.

It's still going on, but in state legislatures and federal appeals courts instead of battlefields.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
What's the word when you're happy about being a citizen of your own country but not thinking it is anymore special than other normal countries ?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Automatic Slim posted:

It was. It was about state's rights to deny others of their rights.

indeed, it was appalling how the South abused the power of the federal government to enforce the Fugitive Slave Act in free states and I'm glad the North finally got its poo poo together and kicked the South's teeth in over it

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique


Haha well considering half the poo poo Diana got away with, is anyone surprised?

Why couldn't Charles marry Camilla in the first place?

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

unpacked robinhood posted:

What's the word when you're happy about being a citizen of your own country but not thinking it is anymore special than other normal countries ?

Traitor

Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007
Okay, I'm all caught up and I think I have this whole crisis figured out:

EU? More like Eww...

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Frosted Flake posted:

Haha well considering half the poo poo Diana got away with, is anyone surprised?

Why couldn't Charles marry Camilla in the first place?

Didn't some tabloid try to surreptitiously get some of Harry's dna and get a paternity test? Whatever happened with that?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

ranbo das posted:

You're one of those people who insists the Civil War was about state's rights aren't you.

No, I just think that Britain was at it's peak when it had a healthy love for the country (see Edward III or Queen Victoria). The chinese are nationalistic and it's ok , the indians are nationalistic and it's a "proud heritage" that has to be respected, or France, or Mongolia Et al.
But God forbid the brits have some national pride for their awesome history and giving the world industry and progress. They had an Empire though :( , a crime no other nation on the Earth is guilty of

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Decebal posted:

No, I just think that Britain was at it's peak when it had a healthy love for the country (see Edward III or Queen Victoria). The chinese are nationalistic and it's ok , the indians are nationalistic and it's a "proud heritage" that has to be respected, or France, or Mongolia Et al.
But God forbid the brits have some national pride for their awesome history and giving the world industry and progress. They had an Empire though :( , a crime no other nation on the Earth is guilty of
British national pride is incredibly gross and lame, and most British people who think "they" invented the steam engine or similar will never contribute anything to anything in their poo poo, pointless lives.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
actually nationalism is a disease

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

corn in the bible posted:

nationalism is a disease

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

corn in the bible posted:

actually nationalism is a disease

Nah, it's what brings people with different backgrounds and beliefs together. We may pray to different gods and have different philosophies about life, but we can all join together in the love of the country and in the joy of seeing it's enemies destroyed.

No borders and a homogenized world culture is an actual nightmare !

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

unpacked robinhood posted:

What's the word when you're happy about being a citizen of your own country but not thinking it is anymore special than other normal countries ?

Look at this basic bitch patriotism, right here!

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol goddamn

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
That's an amazing burn by Uganda.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
#rektxit

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
If u get ebola ugandie

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


:iceburn:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


also here's a working image that isn't leeched

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Being a patriot is hosed up and is a lot like spending money on your own wife and children instead engaging in redistribution by helping put a number of stripper's kids through college and when your wife asks why your kids have no shoes you yell Marxism and ask for a divorce.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

:boom:

Get wrecked, old chap

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Uganda owns

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

RobattoJesus posted:

Being a patriot is hosed up and is a lot like spending money on your own wife and children instead engaging in redistribution by helping put a number of stripper's kids through college and when your wife asks why your kids have no shoes you yell Marxism and ask for a divorce.

oh god the eastern european strippers are going to be sent back home :(

it'll just be english strippers

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Having doors on ur house is racist.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

oh god the eastern european strippers are going to be sent back home :(

it'll just be english strippers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH75E3HE1I4

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol Uganda and US know that the Brits are weak and irrelevant now on the world stage.

Marijuana Nihilist
Aug 27, 2015

by Smythe
hahaha holy poo poo burned by uganda

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Uganda has a black cock with a Mohawk on its flag. Uganda kicks rear end.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Sincere nationalism is bad. Forums ribbing on nations i havent been to aside gently caress anyone defending nationalism patriotism etc.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Moridin920 posted:

you know this is kinda like reading /r/relationships where I go 'jesus christ have some loving self respect man' but on a nation-state level

the gently caress is wrong with you people over there why is that even still a thing that exists?

I think it is something to do with old inheritance laws. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/entail You've got a strong, wealthy, influential family, but you know every family breeds the occasional idiot. To prevent your idiot great, great, great grandson from squandering the family fortune on hookers and blow, or investing in bitcoin or whatever you could entail real property so that when he inherits it he isn't allowed to sell it -- it has to stay in the family. It's still possible to lose the property in other ways, but you can't just choose to sell it for quick cash.

It turns out that not everyone is well suited to being a landlord. Or maybe the family manor that you aren't allowed to sell is falling apart because your family fortunes have decreased to the point that you can't afford basic maintenance on the place, and the inheritance is more a burden than a boon. Or maybe you really need a lump sum of CASH NOW to keep up your extravagant lifestyle or make a savvy investment, and the few thousand a year you make in rent just isn't enough. Whatever.

So how can you outfox grandpa? You can't sell the land, but you can sell a 99-year lease or leasehold. You get a lump sum of cash now, but the family still technically owns the land and your great grandson can look forward to getting it back some day.

Banano
Jan 10, 2005
Soiled Meat
Gggggggggggg

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Banano posted:

Gggggggggggg

I feel you brother

Velkest
Mar 1, 2014
"Man, Britain sure is poo poo", says the lefty. "Now Uganda, there's a country fit for every liberal!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda_Anti-Homosexuality_Act,_2014

Ooops.

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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Velkest posted:

"Man, Britain sure is poo poo", says the lefty. "Now Uganda, there's a country fit for every liberal!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda_Anti-Homosexuality_Act,_2014

Ooops.

To paraphrase Churchill. Madam I may be a poo poo country, but in the morning you will still be Uganda.

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