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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
the revolution will be broadcast in 4k

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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Bolow posted:

:nms: https://www.facebook.com/muslu.apo.5/posts/10206802028714876 :nms:

Looks like someone opened up with an autocannon on some civies

Holy gently caress man.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
In the possible event this turns into a civil war, Europe is finished.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Interim president has been installed

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Teflon Don posted:

In the possible event this turns into a civil war, Europe is finished.

Europe is hosed if Erdogan wins as well

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/ask1907com/status/754100467190394880

HOLY loving poo poo

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

um

Looks like some kind of vehicle behind the crowd getting wasted but whose?

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Don't know if this has been posted here yet but pro-coup military tried to take CNN Turkey of air but ended up just clearing the broadcast room, they're still on air.

Stream:
https://twitter.com/nickbreckon/status/754114845683757056

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I want to make a "Battlefield: Turkey lookin good" joke but jesus christ that is a world in which people are living in right now

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AP/status/754119174096613376

I dunno if hes on the ground or in the air now

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


holocaust bloopers posted:

I want to make a "Battlefield: Turkey lookin good" joke but jesus christ that is a world in which people are living in right now

Its the middle east. They aren't real people.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

um

Looks like some kind of vehicle behind the crowd getting wasted but whose?

Looks like the police

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Bolow posted:

Looks like the police

That's what I'm thinking too

So the coup still has air support

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
http://www.aljazeera.com/watch_now/

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
Guy on the CNN Turk stream is standing around dicking on his phone.

Pro Tier Reporting.

Edit Bet its Pokemans.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
https://twitter.com/jenanmoussa/status/754120327567929344

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
If I was couping (or whatever the verb form is) I would definitely want my side to have air support.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

TBeats posted:

If I was couping (or whatever the verb form is) I would definitely want my side to have air support.

The way it was going before I thought they had lost it all

Surprised dude is in the ground or near Ankara if they've still got whirley murder birds flying around

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Laranzu posted:

Guy on the CNN Turk stream is standing around dicking on his phone.

Pro Tier Reporting.

Edit Bet its Pokemans.

Guy on stream yelled a pro-govt slogan, could be a protester occupying the studio.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
gently caress this gay earth

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
If I was couping, I definitely would not want accurate reporting happening. It's likely that the pro prez side is using the news for updates too. no wonder no one knows exactly what's going on

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
whatever side has premiere C2 airborne assets should win

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

holocaust bloopers posted:

whatever side has premiere C2 airborne assets should win

Every Coup Conductor knows you don't dedicate airborne C2 until you have air superiority!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


They're showing Erdogan on Sky News

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Welp :(

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Just waiting for him to explode

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Just waiting for him to explode

same

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
Erdogan feeling like he can go out into a crowd in a dicey situation almost does make it look like a giant :tinfoil: false flag.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Bolow posted:

:nms: https://www.facebook.com/muslu.apo.5/posts/10206802028714876 :nms:

Looks like someone opened up with an autocannon on some civies

I hope the guy that pulled the trigger was aiming at backpacks or belt buckles or some poo poo

jesus gently caress :stare:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Looked like he hit hard targets in the back judging by the impacts

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Yep he's saying it's going to be a reason to "clean up the army". Great.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
From D&D


Whelp

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


The translation I got was "cleanse the army of traitors so that this cannot happen in the future"

e:beaten

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


"Oh hey, so this is a really lovely plan and when we gently caress this up this guy is going to be President for Life, so on 3, ready?"

This reeks.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
You dribble

And you shoot

And you hope for the best

Sometimes you make it

Sometimes you don't

The great ones don't care

They take the shot

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You think that F-16 could try bombing the airport instead of parliament.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

gfanikf posted:

You think that F-16 could try bombing the airport instead of parliament.

No poo poo man. I'm really finding it hard to tell who's winning but it really doesn't look good

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Wasn't today going to be the "Day of Rage" for the #BLM camp? Did they just give up, or no one cares since we might be watching WW3 start?

Diabeesting
Apr 29, 2006

turn right to escape
RIP coup from the sounds of it, erdogan basically declaring victory

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
this would be a good time to desert the turkish army for all those enlisted folk

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