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Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Well yeah, the whole point of a scape goat is to deflect blame.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Plan Z posted:

I've always wondered since I was a little kid why Romans/Italians catch no blame for it whatsoever. The placement of the Vatican probably has something to do with it.

Because Pontius Pilate, while being basically a villain, acted upon the demands of Jewish patriarchs, with no desire of his own to persecute Jesus. The phrase "to wash one's hands over something" remains one of the most loaded, controversial idioms in any European language, with people arguing over its virtue / implicit admission of guilt to this day.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

steinrokkan posted:

I work for a Polish company, and my boss has never brought up any conspiracy theory. I should quit!

The first conspiracy theory I got told while I was in Poland for nine months was a somewhat convoluted one about France taking over the Polish internet for geopolitical purposes. :v: No Jews involved unless I missed an implication about the owners of the French telecom company in question (which was partnered with my favorite Polish oligarch).

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012

GreyjoyBastard posted:

The first conspiracy theory I got told while I was in Poland for nine months was a somewhat convoluted one about France taking over the Polish internet for geopolitical purposes. :v: No Jews involved unless I missed an implication about the owners of the French telecom company in question (which was partnered with my favorite Polish oligarch).

Was it about TP SA fusing with Orange?

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Aumanor posted:

Was it about TP SA fusing with Orange?

Sounds right. Two big telecom companies, one of which was French... might have been just TALKING mergers at the time?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

A Pale Horse posted:

I don't really watch TV anymore but this came across my facebook feed.

This is the sort of stuff that gets trotted out when you appoint Catholic fanatics to run your TV station:



The question posed to the audience is "Are modern day Jews responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus?"

As you can see the audience is very divided in the matter. :saddowns:

This reminds me of an old poll some pranksters ran in the 1990s. They'd phone people and ask them "so if you look at a calendar, you'll notice that New Year's Day 2000 will fall on a Friday the 13th. Does that seem like an ill omen to you?" and they of course got more answers along the lines of "yes" or "no, I'm not superstitious" than of people noticing the contradiction in the premise.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Plan Z posted:

I've always wondered since I was a little kid why Romans/Italians catch no blame for it whatsoever. The placement of the Vatican probably has something to do with it.

Because those converted. The drat Jews, however, did not! :jihad:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I don't have anything to add but ballistic missile chat means I have an excuse to post links to sick videos of Sprint ABM. Mach 10 in 5 seconds from launch!

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Good job, BM.

https://twitter.com/NadavPollak/status/753572125831680000

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
What is he talking about.

E: I see, pokémans

steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Jul 14, 2016

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I can't wait for BM to uncover ironclad evidence of some new Russian operation or rebel atrocity because everyone involved posted their pokemon go finds. "Hey I found a rare pokemon in this mass grave me and my friends just dug PS here's our vehicle in the background, clear unit marks, and our passports" which of course would result in a snarky article from RT saying none of this can be taken as evidence because since when are children's video games used as in war crimes trials maybe BM should go back to his video games and let a real journalist investigate.

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011


I guess no Mew-Twos for Jews.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Xerxes17 posted:

I guess no Mew-Twos for Jews.

Well...

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Serious update from President Reuven Rivlin:



"Somebody call security."

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
See if you can coordinate with Niantic/Pokemon Company to accelerate releases in Ukraine/Russia. Make the Kremlin a gym. Also the area just outside the gate of Ecuador's London embassy.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Discendo Vox posted:

See if you can coordinate with Niantic/Pokemon Company to accelerate releases in Ukraine/Russia. Make the Kremlin a gym. Also the area just outside the gate of Ecuador's London embassy.

Peskov was actually recently asked whether or not there are pokemon in the Kremlin. He said that he didn't know, because the game isn't out yet.

This is real.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
No, back in 2000 we all died and this is just our brains creating a delusional fantasy world until we realize the impossible absurdity of it all and vanish.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Waiting for somebody to discover an unguarded cache of Soviet nuclear material searching for Jynx in Siberian wastes.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Seems we've got someone worried about our upcoming Bellingcat report, today 17 Russian websites and blogs have published articles attacking me and Bellingcat. Many of the sites we've previously linked to troll factories, so I guess someone got orders to go after us, but helpfully it's also exposed all the Livejournal bloggers who posted stories attacking us at the same time. Here's a selection
http://newinform.com/18327-lzhem-za-dengi-kak-bellingcat-propagandiruet-rusofobiyu
https://cont.ws/post/318973
http://riafan.ru/537069-bellingcat-eliota-higginsa-guru-ot-razvedki-ili-profany-ot-interneta
http://politikus.ru/articles/80540-bellingcat-samodelnye-rassledovaniya-v-domashnih-usloviyah-ot-eliota-higginsa.html
http://politpuzzle.ru/36812-bellingcat-zapadnaya-fabrika-po-proizvodstvu-fejkov/#part0
http://whoswhos.org/153877-ryad-prichin-po-kotoryim-ne-stoit-prinimat-rassledovaniya-bellingcat-vserez
http://slovodel.com/489701-bellingcat-ocherednaya-igrushka-gosdepa-ssha#part2
http://geo-politica.info/teoriya-feykov-ot-bellingcat-glavnoe--popast-v-trend.html
http://mpsh.ru/13096--13096-bellingcat.html
http://kalmius-info.ru/avtori/awgust/bellingcat-lzhekonsultanty-na-sluzhbe-gosdepa.html
http://bagrat12.livejournal.com/798495.html
http://tiranozavr-leps.livejournal.com/676818.html

The best one is this because it has charts about how we are funded
http://manzal.livejournal.com/423094.html

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.


Informative!

BM, what are the odds that some of these people are genuinely independent of the state propaganda apparatus and are just drinking the kool-aid?

*edited to not hotlink the propaganda blog, now that I've thought the consequences through

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Jul 14, 2016

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

So, since you seem to be in the know about how those sites fit into the propaganda networ, any idea how many people actually read them?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

steinrokkan posted:

So, since you seem to be in the know about how those sites fit into the propaganda networ, any idea how many people actually read them?

You can check the number of friends livejournal bloggers have on their profile page. If it's less than a thousand - divide it by two, if it's more than a thousand - multiply it by two, if it's over ten thousand - multiply by ten.

E: the number of comments is also very telling, but I'm too lazy to factor it into some meaningful formula.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jul 14, 2016

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Discendo Vox posted:



Informative!

BM, what are the odds that some of these people are genuinely independent of the state propaganda apparatus and are just drinking the kool-aid?

*edited to not hotlink the propaganda blog, now that I've thought the consequences through

Well they released their articles all around the same time, using a lot of the same language, even spelling my name wrong the same way in some cases, so it's likely co-ordinated, and we've seen other examples of the same sites releasing stories on other topics all at the same time, so there's a pattern of behaviour there.

Kristov
Jul 5, 2005
GG Brown Moses. Ya got Putin'd.

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Are you in Turkey right now Brown Moses? Looks like things are getting exciting?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Brown Moses being in Turkey during the coup will hardly help the CIA conspiracy theories - even though I feel Russians are in favour of the coup, popularly.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Brown Moses is the coup. Enjoy your new position as Ataturk II: Electric Boogaloo, BM!

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

Discendo Vox posted:

Brown Moses is the coup. Enjoy your new position as Ataturk II: Electric Boogaloo, BM!
Goon Paradox LPs are getting seriously out of control.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Discendo Vox posted:

Brown Moses is the coup. Enjoy your new position as Ataturk II: Electric Boogaloo, BM!
Actually, Putin staged coup to stifle BM's efforts on MH-17. :tinfoil:

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

steinrokkan posted:

Brown Moses being in Turkey during the coup will hardly help the CIA conspiracy theories - even though I feel Russians are in favour of the coup, popularly.

Brown Moses will be the reason why the coup failed.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

AceRimmer posted:

Goon Paradox LPs are getting seriously out of control.

Breaking: Turkish President Brown Moses presses 'Form Byzantium' button, all Turkish flags immediately turn purple.

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
So Brown Moses is now named in two threads' titles. I wonder how long before he becomes an integral part of the Brexit process.

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

Constant Hamprince posted:

Breaking: Turkish President Brown Moses presses 'Form Byzantium' button, all Turkish flags immediately turn purple.
Russia Today: Autokratos Brown Moses fabricating claims on Muscovy, exclusive report from Graham Phillips.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


steinrokkan posted:

Brown Moses being in Turkey during the coup will hardly help the CIA conspiracy theories - even though I feel Russians are in favour of the coup, popularly.

I think a weakened but still in charge Erdogan is a good thing for Russia, actually. Putting the old Kemalists back in charge would be bad for them

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
Yeah, they're very publicly buddies now after Turkey backpedaled on the downed fighter plane business. Staging a coup would most likely just replace Erdogan with someone they don't have leverage on.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

anilEhilated posted:

Yeah, they're very publicly buddies now after Turkey backpedaled on the downed fighter plane business. Staging a coup would most likely just replace Erdogan with someone they don't have leverage on.

Had the coup succeeded, they'd claim it was a western homonazi plot and invade Eastern Turkey to "protect the local population".

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


mobby_6kl posted:

Had the coup succeeded, they'd claim it was a western homonazi plot and invade Eastern Turkey to "protect the local population".

Well, considering the local population were rounded up and murdered by the ideological forefathers of the coup people that's not an unreasonable argument

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

mobby_6kl posted:

Had the coup succeeded, they'd claim it was a western homonazi plot and invade Eastern Turkey to "protect the local population".

This still might happen even with the failure of the coup. If you haven't been following, Turkey just cut the power to İncirlik air base and Erdogan just indirectly threatened the U.S. with war.

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.

Young Freud posted:

This still might happen even with the failure of the coup. If you haven't been following, Turkey just cut the power to İncirlik air base and Erdogan just indirectly threatened the U.S. with war.

please source this, I need a laugh right now

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

skipThings posted:

please source this, I need a laugh right now

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/754312742455115776

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/754300816350216193

For clarification: Gulen's a guy whose living in exile in the United States.

Young Freud fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Jul 16, 2016

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Kerry said the US would 'entertain' an extradition request, which basically means letting a US court tell Erdogan no instead of saying it directly; there's no way Turkey has probable cause sufficient to overcome a writ of habeas corpus.

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