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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Jerusalem posted:

I forgot one of my favorite parts of G1 Climax time - Adam and Mike (and later Dave I'm sure) on Wrestling Observer attempting to lay out how they think the tournament will go and tying themselves in knots as they try to make it all work. :allears:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Shoot that stuff straight into my veins :vince:

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I like the idea that Dave doesnt know Chael P Sonnen is on the podcast today (?)

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Oh gently caress yes, this is the greatest song of 2015

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
"As far as getting the guys over, getting the concept over ... not being full of poo poo ... I mean goddamn!"

Dave is so delighted when he hears a competent wrestling announcer.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I said to the testing people that I am not adding something I am blocking something why does that enhance my performance.

And they said, well, because you use it in conjuncrion with testosterone which is performance enhancing.


Which is what I was doing so thats fair enough.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha yeah Chael is amazing on that latest Observer Radio, especially when he starts lambasting Dave and Bryan for not being in awe of his analysis :allears:

I especially love Bryan trying to wrap up the show at about the half hour point and it goes for another 10 minutes because Dave keeps asking questions, then they REALLY wrap up.... only Chael says,"Actually I have a question for Dave!" and it goes another 7.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Today's Talk Is Jericho podcast is essentially a new Talkin' Shop episode.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I really enjoyed it, Jericho seems utterly bewildered at first but gets into the swing of things quickly. It's funny to hear the differing reactions between Jericho/Gallows and Karl/AJ when security shows up threatening to kick them out.

I missed Talkin' Shop a lot :)

Tr33
May 26, 2007

Love is a tiny lion holding a donut!
Waffles are not loving pancakes and I can't even believe I'm writing this right loving now.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
This is what I've extracted for Best of Between the Sheets Year One so far. Any further requests/suggestions? Thanks!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Uhhhh Bix where can I hear Bill Watts On Race.wav

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

rovert posted:

Danny Meltzer. He used to have videos on Youtube. He looks like Dave a fair bit. He does corporate gigs. He juggles and does prop type stuff along with memory feats. Honestly impressive. You wouldn't walk past his booth if you were at a convention or whatever.

Now I want to see a Final Deletion with Danny in the #Broken role and Dave in the bewildered Brother Nero role.

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747

flashy_mcflash posted:

Now I want to see a Final Deletion with Danny in the #Broken role and Dave in the bewildered Brother Nero role.

Would Dave get a ten minute monologue of him shuffling through papers and trying to explain Broken Danny's motivation and why it does/does not make sense?

Also that G1 song is truly a masterpiece.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
My latest pitch for 'you should subscribe to the Observer and read old issues when you're bored' highlights of Dave reviewing a random 1998 Nitro

quote:

With Okerlund gone, Tony Schiavone was doing the interviews. He was looking like the Michelin Tire Dummy

Schiavone interviewed Sting. It looked as if he'd gained 10 pounds since the previous interview.

Savage came out to save the day and he was dying until Hogan and company were in the rafters making fun of both guys for being gay or unable to perform with viagra lines. Eric then french kissed Liz. It was so sick I had to wash my own mouth out to get rid of the taste. Savage then said that he didn't care which was brilliant, killing all the heat of the angle in one fell swoop. If he doesn't care, why should anyone else care, and if he doesn't care, what was Liz doing around for the last year in the first place? And didn't they just spray paint her? And why did she turn? And didn't she already turn on him before? Is watching wrestling supposed to make you want to take drugs to numb the brain (and now your mouth as well) or is it just the people who put it together are numbing their brains and mouths and this is the end result?

Hogan then did another interview (this was his seventh one on the show for those who weren't keeping track) showing clips of Scott Steiner in Hollywood as a new movie star. The world must be going mad. If you took every major league wrestler in the business and put them in order from 1 to 250 or whatever as far as their acting potential, Scott Steiner would have to be around 247.


this is like the third week in a row he randomly took shots at Schiavone for gaining weight which I found oddly hilarious

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



from the observer: "Tommy Dreamer was backstage at Smackdown in Grand Rapids. He was one of the guys WWE had contacted. An issue is they wanted him to sign a contract which would mean he couldn’t do his House of Hardcore promotion"

sometimes it feels like wwe is trying to cater directly to me. give me my dream match of kane vs. big show vs. tommy dreamer already

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
Tommy Dreamer sucks and they shouldn't sign him.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Wrong Tommy Dreamer is both fat and acceptable

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Dreamer's a superbad fit for WWE now. Can't juice, can't get crazy with the furniture, can't piledrive women. All that's left is some goofy Dusty Rhodes tribute moveset and crying.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

coconono posted:

Dreamer's a superbad fit for WWE now. Can't juice, can't get crazy with the furniture, can't piledrive women. All that's left is some goofy Dusty Rhodes tribute moveset and crying.

And getting hit in the face with a fried mushroom.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

coconono posted:

Dreamer's a superbad fit for WWE now. Can't juice, can't get crazy with the furniture, can't piledrive women. All that's left is some goofy Dusty Rhodes tribute moveset and crying.

Some people say that Tommy Dreamer started the divas revolution.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Some people say that Tommy Dreamer started the divas revolution.

Women cry a lot, amirite fellas? *flares lats into shape of a penis*

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

THE NIGHT KIMONA WANALAYA DANCED ON TOP OF THE ECW ARENA

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

tommy dreamer has a bruised brain

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Luigi Thirty posted:

THE NIGHT KIMONA WANALAYA DANCED ON TOP OF THE ECW ARENA

She wasn't on the roof though.

Another Paul Heyman lie.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

SomeMathGuy posted:

And getting hit in the face with a fried mushroom.

....what?

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

So, think we're going to get a breaking audio on the Brock situation?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

remusclaw posted:

So, think we're going to get a breaking audio on the Brock situation?

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/754091708770492416

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.


There was a running joke on the Edge & Christian show involving Tommy Dreamer and people getting hit in the face with fried portobello mushrooms. Actually, he cameoed on that show a lot, it's not terribly surprising to me that WWE might still be in contact with him in some capacity.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Luigi Thirty posted:

Uhhhh Bix where can I hear Bill Watts On Race.wav

More to the point, where can I hear Shawn's Love Letter to Nash.wav :allears:

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

SomeMathGuy posted:

There was a running joke on the Edge & Christian show involving Tommy Dreamer and people getting hit in the face with fried portobello mushrooms. Actually, he cameoed on that show a lot, it's not terribly surprising to me that WWE might still be in contact with him in some capacity.

Isn't Dreamer even one of the few indie promoters that WWE will actually let use their talent on occasion?

a big fat bunny
Oct 4, 2002

woo look at 'em gonk



remusclaw posted:

So, think we're going to get a breaking audio on the Brock situation?

It truly was the craziest bag of worms.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
"This weeks biggest story of the year" - classic Bryan

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
You'd call Bryan tone deaf, but that assumes he's actually aware of what's going on in the world

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

mkay0 posted:

You'd call Bryan tone deaf, but that assumes he's actually aware of what's going on in the world

Hey he's like..... Dan Marino!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

Adam and Mike's annual G1 preview should be up soon too!

its been up since Wednesday but no one bothered to put it on the RSS feed

http://media001.f4wonline.com/dmdocuments/071316am.mp3

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary
It came up on my feed just fine on Wednesday

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

rovert posted:

Today's Talk Is Jericho podcast is essentially a new Talkin' Shop episode.

this was a good listen

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Mob posted:

this was a good listen
Nature Hoot is so good.

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Jericho not understanding any of the jokes but trying to keep up is dadly as gently caress AaaawwwwwHEYYyeahman

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