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nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda

Cloud Potato posted:

[Independent:


Awkward. At least the truck isn't plowing INTO Europe & Farage, considering the news out of France.

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Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles

Cloud Potato posted:

Guardian Australian Sport:


The joke here makes it sound like Bill Leak is the Australian Mac. Conveniently for readers looking for an easy cipher, that's pretty much exactly what he is.
http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2015/12/15/lets-take-leak-all-over-australians-cartoon

Here's a few of his greatest hits:





("muslims are all violent and irrational, except (mildly progressive tv host) Waleed Aly, who is effeminate and unwilling to criticise people of his faith")


(this one is particularly hilarious because it turned up on the front page of a national paper with the headline "SMASH THE RICH, SAVE THE BASE" in response to a budget by our equivalent of Gordon Brown-era Labour - apparently "not renewing Howard-era tax cuts to the rich" counts as "communism" these days)

and a twitter dedicated to decoding all the horrendous bullshit which turns up in the pages of some of Australia's biggest-selling newspapers...
https://twitter.com/BLeakEksplayned

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
I was sure I'd seen a Bill Leak cartoon where someone actually had a bone through their nose and I managed to track down this charming gem:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Let's all remember that this existed in 2015

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
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There's no beating a metaphor that works, right?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's appointment as foreign secretary – International reaction to the appointment of Boris Johnson as foreign secretary has been overwhelmingly negative"

Telegraph:


Times:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
British Political Cartoons 2016: The Condom Broke

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
"She's given me FO!"
"She's given me FA."

Would have been a punchier punchline, ahhh well it was still a clever one.

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda

It shouldn't bother me that this sheep dog is brown and white rather than gray and white, but it does.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

nobodyssweetheart posted:

It shouldn't bother me that this sheep dog is brown and white rather than gray and white, but it does.

:thejoke:, :itwaspoo:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the truck attack in Nice – Eighty-four people, including 10 children, were killed on Thursday night when a 31-year-old French Tunisian attacked Bastille Day celebrations in Nice by speeding a truck about 1 mile down a crowded promenade"

Telegraph:


Independent:




Times:


Stephen Collins:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Cloud Potato posted:

Stephen Collins:


stephen i love you

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
how you doing

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Angepain posted:

stephen i love you
Those two panels of him glaring are solid loving gold.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Marianne weeps again - Chris Riddell on the Bastille Day terrorist attack in Nice"

Sunday Telegraph:

Turkey coup attempt: Some 6,000 people detained, says minister Overthrowing.

Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:


Bonus! :black101: Australian Financial Review:

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


I may be misreading this, but I can't help but wonder if Boris's new job is a means of getting a potential challenger out of the way long enough that he embarrasses himself sufficiently that he is no longer a threat.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Or just to be a general distraction.

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda

Cloud Potato posted:

Bonus! :black101: Australian Financial Review:


Killing and drowning Gove in the blood pool was a given, but doing it to Richard Nixon and a big-nose ghost was over the line.
is that meant to be... Cameron?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

nobodyssweetheart posted:

Killing and drowning Gove in the blood pool was a given, but doing it to Richard Nixon and a big-nose ghost was over the line.
is that meant to be... Cameron?

Osborne, I thought.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

nobodyssweetheart posted:

Killing and drowning Gove in the blood pool was a given, but doing it to Richard Nixon and a big-nose ghost was over the line.
is that meant to be... Cameron?

"Right I've got a few minutes left, I'll just draw those other leadership candidates at the bottom... Gove, yeah I've heard of that one... who are these guys? Crab? Fox? This sounds made up, I'll just draw a couple of generic white men and that should be enough, this is the UK Conservatives, they'll look like somebody high up"

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Cloud Potato posted:

Osborne, I thought.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Not quite his usual caricature but still roughly like him.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Labour leadership contest – Labour is to begin the process of choosing who is best placed to compete with Jeremy Corbyn for party leadership"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Jeremy Corbyn and the vote to renew Trident – The motion to update nuclear deterrent was passed by 472 to 117, with support of over half of Labour MPs but not Jeremy Corbyn"

Telegraph:

Mary Rose warship: Full view revealed after museum revamp

Independent:


Times:


Mail:
Mac on... The Trident debate

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
is mac advocating destroying london?

hexa
Dec 10, 2004

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom
Is Mac not understanding what Trident is, and just went "oooh, submarines"?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

He apparently underestimates the size of a self-propelled rocket.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Labour's leadership contest – Owen Smith sees off Angela Eagle in Labour leadership challenge"

Telegraph:

Brexit: Theresa May says talks won't start in 2016

Independent:


Times:


Mail:
Mac on Russia's Olympic doping scandal

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

That Theresa... checking this thread before bed was a bad move

Jrbg
May 20, 2014


Matt absolutely nails it!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Shouldn't it be "Not that sort"?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

goatface posted:

Shouldn't it be "Not that sort"?

I believe it's a play on Theresa May's somewhat racist actions as Home Sec.

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda
The condom's officially off... when does the thread get a new name?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

nobodyssweetheart posted:

The condom's officially off... when does the thread get a new name?

When someone thinks of a good one.

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump's nomination as Republican presidential candidate – Donald Trump supporters celebrated their capture of the Republican presidential nomination on Tuesday night as state delegates took turns to count the votes from his sweep through the party’s 2016 primary election"

Independent:

Theresa May attacks 'unscrupulous boss' Corbyn at PMQs

Times:

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

British Political Cartoons 2016: No more safe sex

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
British Political Cartoons 2016: jokes banned by 2016, sex banned by 2020

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

British Political Cartoons 2016: who needs condoms when you can pull out instead

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda
British Political Cartoons 2016: You Brexit You Bought It

nobodyssweetheart fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Jul 23, 2016

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the attempted coup in Turkey – Turkey’s parliament has approved a bill declaring a state of emergency in the wake of last weekend’s coup attempt and informed the Council of Europe of a partial withdrawal from the European convention on human rights"

Also: a six minute radio clip of Bell and Rowson talking to Chris Vallance about the new cast of political characters whom they now have to sketch and send up.

Also also, for nobobyssweetheart:
https://twitter.com/MartinRowson/status/756445332117000192

Telegraph:

Sam Allardyce named England manager by the Football Association

Independent:

Owen Smith worked as PR chief for biotech firm hit by $762m fine

Times:

Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Jul 22, 2016

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Donald Trump's speech to the Republican convention – Donald Trump’s dark vision of America polarized political reactions on Friday as Democrats warned against underestimating the power of his convention night appeal to the nation’s fears"

Telegraph:


Independent;

After Grant Wood.

Times:

Double hand transplant: UK's first operation 'tremendous' success

Stephen Collins:


Guardian Australian Sport:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Jeremy has transplanted... his leadership... by his hands... being in the wrong direction... which is a metaphor for... hands being wrong... meaning.... Corbyn... bad?

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
It means that the attempt to change leaders will end with Corbyn winning again making the whole thing a total fuckup.

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