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tuo posted:TBH, nobody should laugh at that, but some can't help it (myself included). True. The thread was better when it wasn't 500 pages  Ben is fat jokes
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Jul 18, 2016 02:21
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Xaerael posted:Holy poo poo, Sandi spotted in mrs lesnick's twitter wallpaper. When was her profile picture taken? When she was 12? We get it, you put on 300 pounds. Change your pic to a cat or one of your kids like everyone else does.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:24
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Godmode Enabled posted:True. The thread was better when it wasn't 500 pages It is literally killing him lol.
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Making it Rain posted:Kinda looks like the fat bastard had a mini stroke or something. I think that's more of the "I've made a huge mistake" look. Ben's looking back at all the decisions he's made that have taken him to this point.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:26
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Lazrin posted:do you know how insurance loving works, you tool? CIG self insures. As does my company, coincidentally.
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So if the prevailing attitude of Shitizens seems to be, "games take a lot of time and money to make, dummy" combined with the fact that the game has apparently only been in development like 15 minutes or whatever - how long do you suppose the average backer expects to keep waiting and paying for SC? Another 4 years? Another 5 years?
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Jul 18, 2016 02:27
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Iridium posted:my grandmother died of it a few months ago. Sorry for your loss.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:28
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FrankieGoes posted:CIG self insures. As does my company, coincidentally. Same with mine. We make a lot of money off it, actually. Unless there's a huge cost for some reason. Hmm..
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Godmode Enabled posted:
don't worry, that's not what's happening here
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Jul 18, 2016 02:29
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Has MoMA posted since Ben has been in the hospital? Makes you think.
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Solvency posted:Has MoMA posted since Ben has been in the hospital? Makes you think. i don't think they've posted since Streetroller started doing victory laps in the parking lot
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Mendrian posted:So if the prevailing attitude of Shitizens seems to be, "games take a lot of time and money to make, dummy" combined with the fact that the game has apparently only been in development like 15 minutes or whatever - how long do you suppose the average backer expects to keep waiting and paying for SC? Another 4 years? Another 5 years? The truly faithful will wait forever.
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Solvency posted:Has MoMA posted since Ben has been in the hospital? Makes you think. Hmmm... His last post was July 13th
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Jul 18, 2016 02:32
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MOMA is Ben. Lol.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:33
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A Neurotic Jew posted:state of the game: Looks to me like he has been trying to play Pokémon Go but the Pokémon won.
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This horrifying funding tactic creates the development vortex. A churning pool of online shows and blogs that showcase horrible yet terribly alluring development pipelines. The song of the vortex is heard by all gamers in the world, whispering sweet melodies of immersion and fidelity, beckoning all people to come bask in its 64 bit presence. Its song is especially strongly felt by virgins, summoning them to the online store. The gamers that enter the free fly weekend stare dumbfounded at the clipping and t-posing in the vortex, or throw their money heedlessly into development. Sandi then collects suitable victims to use in other funding projects. Eventually, when no whales are left in the world to view the vortex, funding dries out and dies. Gamers with strong family ties will be less affected by the beckoning and those with no friends or family will be more drawn to the vortex.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:33
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Kosumo posted:Looks to me like he has been trying to play Pokémon Go but the Pokémon won. Pokémon Gone
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Jul 18, 2016 02:34
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Caught up with thread! I'm not going to wish death on the dude, even if he is trash, but I wonder where things will go should he kick the bucket. I want to imagine some heartfelt "we'll miss the guy, and now we're doubly committed to making the game he would've wanted!" post on Sandi's twitter to make the poo poo pile they're stacking up and calling a game all the worse.
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Sum Mors posted:Caught up with thread! He'll be added to "THE WALL" They'll typo his name and fire his wife.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:state of the game: looks like Alexis just caught a Snorlax pokemon
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Jul 18, 2016 02:38
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posting about ben is really funny haha lol
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http://i.imgur.com/41BgCPt.gifv
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Since the disappearance of Ben, the goons have longed for the warmth and reputed splendor of Moma's posting. These accusations lure Moma from his heavenly abode to once more post on the dead gay something awful forum. But the intent is a malicious one, for once the Ben has entered the labyrinthine hallways of the hospital he is led astray and trapped in the healthcare industry. With only goons posting among themselves, the forum is plunged into darkness. As long as Ben remains hospitalized the posting quality will continue to be reduced forum wide.
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EminusSleepus posted:looks like Alexis just caught a Snorlax pokemon 
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Jul 18, 2016 02:50
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Should I make a thread for Ben chat [y/n]?
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Foo Diddley posted:Should I make a thread for Ben chat [y/n]? thread would be problematic in a highly institutional way. he is fat you see and he is beautiful.
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SurfaceDetail posted:The devs said they want 2.5 live at the end of august for gamescom. Gamescom is mid august. They wanted to have 2.5 out before gamescom and 2.6 AT gamescom.
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Foo Diddley posted:Should I make a thread for Ben chat [y/n]? "How I got jewed by my lifestyle - The Ben Lesnick Story"
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Gamescom is mid august. They wanted to have 2.5 out before gamescom and 2.6 AT gamescom. yea that aint happenin. Honestly I think 2.5 (with the features they've mentioned being in it, not a stripped down version) will be PTU by then maybe.
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Okay gently caress it: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3783586
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SurfaceDetail posted:yea that aint happenin. Mid August? The last time they tried to hit a patch deadline they were late by 3 to 5 weeks. Hell, they reached patch letter T or so before it left the
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Kosumo posted:Looks to me like he has been trying to play Pokémon Go but the Pokémon won. The walking around part was likely a step too far.
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I bet he had the nurse turn off the heart rate monitors sound after he got annoyed. "For the last time, I'm NOT backing up!"
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No, but If I was going to rape 12 year old girls I'd get a vasectomy... but I'm not so I won't so there. #14547 I rape all kinds of stuff. Lets watch Friends. #20285 You know what I don't get? People who keep complaining that we're killing Iraqi children. These people have clearly never met a foreigner before. #21156 A black guy who can't find crack? I think not. I really shouldn't be letting my nine year old cousin watch this. #21603 The Jeffersons moved on up. They were pretty black. #15029 You know what they don't have here in college? Black people. #18464 There are absolutely no black people here. #18465 Poor Old friend of the family Thinks It's A Cadillac. #17627 I would have been back earlier, but I got jewed in CounterStrike, friend of the family. #21860 Huzzah, downloaded the first episode of Pokemon Advanced Generation. Hehe, this is so great. May is pretty hot for a ten year old. #21520 Jewish people don't drive busses. They run gold ring making companies and holocaust museums and delis. #19627 Japan invented getting a nuclear bomb dropped on themselves. #20863 I wish they'd invent a way to trade between the original Pokemons and the GBA Pokemons. You'd think that Japan, the country that invented getting attacked with nuclear bombs, would be smart enough to figure that out. #21582 But I always assumed that if I wanted to kill people, I could at least get a classroom worth. #18017 There are lots of mature 15 year olds... Well, he's *MORE* mature then he used to be. #5435 Wow, Hades, do you try to pursue homosexual relations with children age 8-13 too? #7673
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This mighty project is a blessing to gamers across the world. Spergs, grognards, perverts and cultists are all drained from the communities of other games. All these toxic gamers are siphoned from these communities and concentrated in Star Citizen, effectively giving Chris Roberts a huge income from a toxic community of whales. Player satisfaction is slightly increased in all other space games in the world.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Mid August? Yea but if they dont have 2.5 for gamescom even the hardiest citizen will falter. Its almost like an actual deadline
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peter gabriel posted:When people are ill everything sort of stops for me and I just wish them well
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SurfaceDetail posted:Yea but if they dont have 2.5 for gamescom even the hardiest citizen will falter. Its almost like an actual deadline You mistake CIG for a company that actually knows what its community wants and cares enough to achieve it.
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