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CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012



I hope I'm posting this right and not in some way that will get me probated. If so please delete it and show me how to properly post from my phone :)

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Ah yes, the lesser known weather god of Norse mythology, Tård.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Goddamn, Norway has much better-looking meteorologists than America does.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Crow Jane posted:

Goddamn, Norway has much better-looking people than America.

Stealth Edit: I was actually thinking of Iceland.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

MizPiz posted:

Stealth Edit: I was actually thinking of Iceland.

They're the same place.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Crow Jane posted:

Goddamn, Norway has much better-looking meteorologists than America does.
Sweden, if it matters. In case it was my poor joke that threw you off, Norse mythology covers all of Scandinavia.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012







quote:

“These cute little birds were like this for over half an hour… Not giving up… So I thought I’d keep them warm.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiOT7p0pcO4

http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2016/05/guy-gives-blankets-tug-of-warring.html

And, if you're still not convinced:


syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Fake. No gumdrop tree

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Angry Birds 2 lookin good

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMij9AKLvog

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



dumb. posted:

Angry Birds 2 lookin good

don't you summon that evil

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

I appreciate the Wilhelm Scream at the end there

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!


Sorry but Kookaburras are the loudest animals on the planet and won't shut up for a single second, that video is clearly just re-painted other birds.

You may be able to tell what's plaguing me right at this very second.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Spudd posted:

Sorry but Kookaburras are the loudest animals on the planet and won't shut up for a single second, that video is clearly just re-painted other birds.

You may be able to tell what's plaguing me right at this very second.

We get Mynah birds here and the little bastards are really good at learning to mimic weird noises. I don't know if they do it for mating rituals or what, but it's really weird to be woken up by a bird trying its hardest to imitate an industrial engine outside your window.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Try Tuis. I knew one that would constantly mimic a squeaky wheelbarrow wheel and lead to fights with the neighbours.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

There's a kind of bird that sounds exactly like a woman begging for her life, so if you hear it, please don't go outside. Please stay where you are. Whatever you do, don't follow that sound.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Peacocks sound like women screaming "Whyyyyyy?!"

Thanks for tuning into "Bird Talk".

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Kids play this game, right?

"Kids play this game" lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERWcdOOr1A8

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
The US Military could increase enlistment 100 fold if they advertised that recruits got free trips overseas where they could catch all sort of foreign and exotic Pokemon.

Edit:

Bloody Hedgehog has a new favorite as of 12:42 on Jul 18, 2016

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

FactsAreUseless posted:

There's a kind of bird that sounds exactly like a woman begging for her life, so if you hear it, please don't go outside. Please stay where you are. Whatever you do, don't follow that sound.

It's just loons down Prospect. The sound carries.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

FactsAreUseless posted:

There's a kind of bird that sounds exactly like a woman begging for her life, so if you hear it, please don't go outside. Please stay where you are. Whatever you do, don't follow that sound.



post/username combo

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Nuebot posted:

We get Mynah birds here and the little bastards are really good at learning to mimic weird noises. I don't know if they do it for mating rituals or what, but it's really weird to be woken up by a bird trying its hardest to imitate an industrial engine outside your window.

I live in Florida near a high school. Every fall, the mockingbirds start learning the marching band's tunes.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I work with peacocks and they definitely like to interrupt meetings. There's also a merlin who's nesting in my neighbours yard and that thing shrieks all hours of the day. Cute though.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Picnic Princess posted:

I work with peacocks and they definitely like to interrupt meetings.

Is 'peacocks' a nickname for 'sales people'?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Picnic Princess posted:

There's also a merlin who's nesting in my neighbours yard and that thing shrieks all hours of the day. Cute though.

Yeah, Wizards are dicks like that. And I guess he's cute, if you're into the whole beard and robes thing.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

spog posted:

Is 'peacocks' a nickname for 'sales people'?

No, sales people are seagulls.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

NotAnArtist posted:

post/username combo

I guess being funny is kinda art yeah

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Didn't know bam margera liked to peg

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Cutepeedrinker2.flv

:catstare:

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
That pun is not from WoW goddammit

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

VanSandman posted:

Cutepeedrinker2.flv

:catstare:

There was a sequel!?

Also, the best vid on Xvideos...
http://www.xvideos.com/video6373215/mst3k_0907_hobgoblins

RoyKeen has a new favorite as of 00:48 on Jul 19, 2016

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Elsa posted:

That pun is not from WoW goddammit

Are you really concerned with anal continuity?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

CobiWann posted:

Are you really concerned with anal continuity?

If you'd ever experienced anal discontinuity you'd already know the answer.

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude

CobiWann posted:

Are you really concerned with anal continuity?

Well, Nerds are known to be quite anal about continuity, so ...

FetusPorn
Jul 7, 2003

WUGT: Creatures attack and block as normal, but none deal any damage during combat. All attacking creatures are still tapped. Use this ability any time

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

If you'd ever experienced anal discontinuity you'd already know the answer.

I'm very upset that you didn't say 'incontinuity.'

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




http://i.imgur.com/bQVEFSL.mp4

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

For the record, that's not the recommended technique for trying to catch water Pokemon

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