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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Mordiceius posted:

I'm quivering with excitement with the possibilities of the minority report and rules fuckery.

It's been confirmed there won't be a minority report. Their tactic now is forcing a roll call vote on the rules adoption as a proxy for support of Trump.

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

I AM A RED HOT REPUBLICAN

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Sinners Sandwich: Jan 4, 2012; Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

That Red Hot Republican

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Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

19 o'clock posted:

A man approaches me with a piece of paper. On it, he had written down every song I had played during my first set. He says that, "these aren't songs that I would imagine a Republican playing." He asks me if I'm a Republican, which I deflect by saying, "Well, I'm an accountant, after all." (true - that's my day job). That answer seems to imply that I'm a conservative, so people are happy.

Then the dude says "Hey - for the record, I'm a Democrat here to see what's going on."

I get the feeling that if you'd copped to being a liberal you would have probably been hurt very badly before the day was over. That guy sounds extremely, extremely unhinged.

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Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/755125657563197440

25% undecided, lol

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

WampaLord posted:

This sax player is gonna have his pick of the Republican cougars tonight, I tell you what.

he isn't black so it won't happen

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Joementum posted:

It's been confirmed there won't be a minority report. Their tactic now is forcing a roll call vote on the rules adoption as a proxy for support of Trump.

What time is the vote

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ComradeCosmobot: Dec 4, 2004; USPOL July

2016 GOP Collapse: Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)

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Sinners Sandwich: Jan 4, 2012; Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

So the Red Hats are Trumps people and Green hats are Anti-Trump people?

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Sinners Sandwich posted:

So the Red Hats are Trumps people and Green hats are Anti-Trump people?

Green hats are also Trump delegate whips.

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Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

that incredibly grumpy looking man clapping along to the music

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BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

ComradeCosmobot posted:

2016 GOP Collapse: Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)

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Sinners Sandwich: Jan 4, 2012; Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

What are Delegate Whips

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

We're on page 11 of the program:

- Report of the Committee on Credentials

- Report of the Permanent Committee

- Report of the Committee on Rules

But first: sick tunes!

Also, I was wrong. There might be minority reports.

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

So fun fact: GE Smith was apparently Bowie's guitarist for a stint in the 80s, so Station to Station isn't totally out of left field.

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Mr Hootington posted:

he isn't black so it won't happen

Hahahaha,

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Pappyland: Jun 17, 2004; There's no limit to your imagination!; College Slice

ComradeCosmobot posted:

2016 GOP Collapse: Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)

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CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

wait that band did Station to Station??? lol

and now Faces????? wtf is going on

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Hang on, is this not a scheduled interlude and they are just filling time while Reince tries to strangle Never Trumpers back stage or what

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Paper With Lines: Aug 21, 2013; The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

I just saw on the scrolling Twitter thing that Trump is going to leave the convention w/ Malina after her speech tonight and not come back until Wednesday? lol wtf

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SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Fox Ironic posted:

No, that was me. I should have described him as my Bi Black Friend.

You have the best stories. It's fun to relive the greatest hits of the thread.

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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Von Sloneker posted:

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/755124640867979264

snipers?

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Someone needs to be making a supercut of white people dancing at the RNC.

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CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

pathetic little tramp posted:

So fun fact: GE Smith was apparently Bowie's guitarist for a stint in the 80s, so Station to Station isn't totally out of left field.

he also was the band leader for Roger Waters' Wall tour, so this is a really odd job for him to take

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

heres prebius

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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Melania so proud of Barron on CNN, he's fired the housekeeper and nanny many times :3:

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

oh poo poo rinse pubis is back

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

how tipsy is priebus right now

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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

Here we go...

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Patter Song: Mar 26, 2010; Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.; Fun Shoe

squidgee posted:

a big part of the rnc is giving a platform to potential party rising stars so they can get national attention, but apparently they had problems filling the schedule this year, hence the random people

Every convention is like this in the middle of the afternoon. If you tune into the Dems next week at 3 in the afternoon or whatever you'll be seeing state legislators from Rhode Island and mayors of small towns in Colorado or whatever. Them, mixed with the musical acts and procedural bullshit.

The big shows start at ~7PM EDT.

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pantsofwar: Jul 14, 2006; Yea, becouse pants do go to war? Eh?

Is the camera looking for at least one one normal looking republican couple.

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Oh, Doyle rules.

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Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

AND VICE-

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

i'm the dude whistling

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SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Too Many Zoos would be a sick convention band

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