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Transmogrifier posted:Oh man. reddit.avi. Can anyone figure out what he's saying at the start? Besides the "I'm not going" and "call the cops".
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This is just.. there is so much happening in this video you guys.
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Got that middle aged dad on vacation fashion down.
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Jul 18, 2016 15:36
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Jul 18, 2016 15:39
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Lovin' it. Can't really understand more than every other word but he's got that awkward shut-in shrugging thing when he talks and that really tilts me.
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Obsolete posted:Lovin' it. ¯\_(>:¬u)_/¯ Courtesy of https://twitter.com/danthat/status/752853487197782016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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AlliedBiscuit posted:High school friend's wife posts constantly about Juice Plus, and what a miracle supplement it is. Goes to all of the conventions and everything. Puts on the typical MLM "wow I love working from home on my own business" bullshit. Shares this article, yet another reason to hate Huffington Post. Wait, no, I'm surprised it's still up after her "network" (friends, family, and coworkers who haven't blocked her on social media yet for constantly trying to recruit them/sell them poo poo) dried up and nobody signed on to be downline from her in her EXCELLENT BUSINESS ENTREPRENEUR PARADIGM SHIFT BE YOUR OWN BOSS OPPORTUNITY Also, nonessential capitalization of the first E in "entrepreneur" is an enormous red flag. When people get especially defensive about their MLMs, I usually ask them to show me the last 1099-MISC their "employer" sent them (a federally-mandated report that shows what your income was from someone who had you on as an independent contractor--for some reason, Entrepreneurs don't like sharing this), or what their estimated tax payments for the year are and when they're due (you only have to make estimated tax payments under these circumstances if your independent contractor work results in earnings of $500 or more--for some reason, Entrepreneurs don't know what estimated tax payments are). Also, gently caress her for tying MLM poo poo to her role as a mother as a way to convince other moms that MLM is totally not a scam and is good for you and your family you are a strong independent woman entrepreneur who runs her own business dynamic networking gren senneling expanding personal horizons
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Jul 18, 2016 16:34
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Transmogrifier posted:Oh man. drat, Bobby Moynihan is pissed.
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Jul 18, 2016 16:56
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Jul 18, 2016 17:22
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Crazy cat lady alright.
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Jul 18, 2016 17:29
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I've never met a Joy who was anything but the opposite of joy.
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Jul 18, 2016 17:49
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Poor special snowflakes. Answer to the article, of course, is no. I wonder if this guy has ever broken a bunch of pencils with the help of his friend.
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subpar anachronism posted:Poor special snowflakes. Answer to the article, of course, is no. I wonder if this guy has ever broken a bunch of pencils with the help of his friend. No, this seems pretty legit. I can turn my eyes dark red, too. Coincidentally I can only do this when I'm around a lot of pet dander.
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dijon du jour posted:No, this seems pretty legit. I can turn my eyes dark red, too. Coincidentally I can only do this when I'm around a lot of 
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dijon du jour posted:No, this seems pretty legit. I can turn my eyes dark red, too. Coincidentally I can only do this when I'm around a lot of pet dander. Same. *jabs scalpel into eye*
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Jul 18, 2016 18:21
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Karma Monkey posted:I've never met a Joy who was anything but the opposite of joy. 
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We could have averted this disaster if grocery stores trusted their cashiers to count and let them use the number buttons.
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And now he's posted her picture in the thread... I'm not even friends with the guy, just a mutual friend on Facebook
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Don't be a mean bully, girls! *posts long screed complaining about local cashier, attaches picture*
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Selklubber posted:
I love that a simple glace between coworkers made the customer so livid that by the time she got home and unpacked her groceries, she was STILL angry enough to concoct this revenge plan and type it all up for facebook.
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Jul 18, 2016 19:34
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subpar anachronism posted:Poor special snowflakes. Answer to the article, of course, is no. I wonder if this guy has ever broken a bunch of pencils with the help of his friend. I die a little inside every time I see an article that succinctly and accurately debunks something a lot of people believe, where people completely ignore the article and talk about how their eyes totally change colour when they're mad, or you can totally cure cancer with nettle tea. I mean what hope is there for the world when people can't change their opinion when presented with factual evidence? It's literally a major problem in politics at the moment - the post factual democracy that makes president Trump and Brexit a reality. The world is becoming a series of fabricated realities, whose survival depends on how appealing they are. "Did you know, my girlfriend's eyes turn green when she's mad?". "They literally don't, here read this" "They're normally brown!" "All Muslims are terrorist" "They're literally not, there are 1.6 billion..." "VOTE TRUMP"
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Selklubber posted:
Man, that store manager is gonna be so loving happy when this tit buys "every can of cat food" that's shits expensive I'm sure he won't give a gently caress how long you take.
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EvilGenius posted:I die a little inside every time I see an article that succinctly and accurately debunks something a lot of people believe, where people completely ignore the article and talk about how their eyes totally change colour when they're mad, or you can totally cure cancer with nettle tea.  It's insanely depressing when you think about it, and I think it's something we, and psychology academia, should be putting much more emphasis on understanding and counteracting.
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I showed a pro-gun coworker the other day a study which proved that owning a gun makes you more likely to die by one. Her response? “[The scientists] must be Democrats." She didn't know where they worked or who they were or where the article was published but if they produce facts which disagree with her worldview, they MUST be doing so for political purposes. If that doesn't encapsulate why the world is doomed, I dunno.
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Imagined posted:I showed a pro-gun coworker the other day a study which proved
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At least sixty million people are going to vote for a presidential candidate that promises to build a literal stories-tall cement wall patrolled by armed guards at the US/Mexico border come November We're long past worrying about the world being doomed, and deep into "stick around to see what happens out of morbid curiosity" territory here
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:At least sixty million people are going to vote for a presidential candidate that promises to build a literal stories-tall cement wall patrolled by armed guards at the US/Mexico border come November HE SAYS WHAT HE THINKS Also, I used to argue with people over positions like that. No one ever changed their minds, so I gave up trying. Now I just avoid difficult topics with some people.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:At least sixty million people are going to vote for a presidential candidate that promises to build a literal stories-tall cement wall patrolled by armed guards at the US/Mexico border come November Ok ok I get this but did you hear the republicans have a ball pit at their convention this year?
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Ularg posted:
As a straight white male, I agree. gently caress white people.
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Ularg posted:Man, you really put us all to shame, you know that, right? The guys in the imgur is racist forum already post a bunch of images every few days. Not sure if you actually want to touch the poop there or what, but if you're going to dump anyway check that one out. To actually contribute;  What a winner. EDIT: I really wonder what puffins did to deserve all these poo poo opinions.
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Ularg posted:
Jonah Hill not Christian, might not be healthy (losing and gaining lots of weight quickly can do a number on your insides), but wevs, dude.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:At least sixty million people are going to vote for a presidential candidate that promises to build a literal stories-tall cement wall patrolled by armed guards at the US/Mexico border come November Oh, I've given up worrying, I've decided I'm at least gonna try and be on the right side of history. Maybe like one of the dudes who helped the Jews/Muslims escape Hitler/Trump or something.
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The scary thing is that if Trump gets elected I bet nothing will change. There won't be a wall. No ban on muslims etc. Since congress hates him so much pretty much nothing will get done.
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Mu Zeta posted:The scary thing is that if Trump gets elected I bet nothing will change. There won't be a wall. No ban on muslims etc. Since congress hates him so much pretty much nothing will get done. Or the fact that anyone believes that Trump will uphold even a single "promise" he's made this entire election campaign.
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Ularg posted:Man, you really put us all to shame, you know that, right? It's pretty weird how the site I use to host images turns into an American white nationalist website every now and then
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Surprised this article is still up after the FTC started loudly driving nails into a coffin labeled "MLM SCHEMES" earlier this month. Yeah, MLMs really piss me off. My best friend got caught up in one years ago (thankfully he came out the other side) and ever since I became fascinated with the psychology of that business. I honestly can't tell if my other friend and his wife honestly believe that the vegetable powder they sell is this wonder drug that cures cancer (they've posted testimonials that basically say this) or if they're just cynically applying the "work hard and do everything you can" mentality to marketing their business. They're super religious, so telling them they're stuck in a cult is even harder. gently caress MLMs.
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Or the fact that anyone believes that Trump will uphold even a single "promise" he's made this entire election campaign. the scary part about trump as president isn't what he would do (not much,) it's that the majority of your country's people voted for the things he said he would do. like, lol, america is hosed
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