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I know it's cruel and terrible, but I do want to see a bullfight before I die. It's the last truly barbarous spectator event left in the civilized world and I want to experience it even if it winds up sickening me and I leave.
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grand_danois posted:How the gently caress do I embed tweets? there's nothing in the BBCode help about it, and googling around for it didn't help either. https://twitter.com/kgbt/status/754443147648786434 Just paste the link, it doesn't show up in the preview window but it does show up in the actual post.
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Jul 18, 2016 21:25
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Solice Kirsk posted:I know it's cruel and terrible, but I do want to see a bullfight before I die. It's the last truly barbarous spectator event left in the civilized world and I want to experience it even if it winds up sickening me and I leave. Well there's still UFC
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I've already seen MMA fights live a ton of times. It's not the same when both parties consented to be there. Maybe society will deteriorate to the point where I'll be able to watch two human slaves fight to the death over scraps of rotting offal, but I doubt it.
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Jul 18, 2016 22:03
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MisterBibs posted:I'm in the hospital because while eating my first bite of a hotdog, a bit of it fell down my food pipe. Said food pipe decided to clamp down on that nugget of food, so there's a good chance I'll have to be knocked out and be fished around inside. Sometimes when I eat hamburger a piece falls down my windpipe and I reflexively cough causing it to shoot up into my nose causing me to reflexively sniff which causes it to go back into my windpipe. The cycle repeats until I manage to somehow interrupt it by sheer force of will while flailing about crying and choking.
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Jul 18, 2016 22:35
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D-Pad posted:Sometimes when I eat hamburger a piece falls down my windpipe and I reflexively cough causing it to shoot up into my nose causing me to reflexively sniff which causes it to go back into my windpipe. The cycle repeats until I manage to somehow interrupt it by sheer force of will while flailing about crying and choking.
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Jul 18, 2016 22:43
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I feel like this needs to be here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBhVQ3-9sNY
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Jul 18, 2016 22:43
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You guys, I know it's an easy trap to fall into where you want to put all your XP into boner size, but for reals, you really need to put some points into your Swallowing skill. Level that thing up a bit, or your just going to leave a giant-boner corpse with a hot-dog stuck in your throat.
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Jul 18, 2016 22:45
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Solice Kirsk posted:I know it's cruel and terrible, but I do want to see a bullfight before I die. It's the last truly barbarous spectator event left in the civilized world and I want to experience it even if it winds up sickening me and I leave. At the risk of sounding like an edgy rear end in a top hat: I went to a bull fight and its no better than dog fighting. They torment and stab the bull until it's tired and worn out, then some dipshit in tights comes out and plays with it for a while before spearing it with a sword. If it was one on one with a fresh bull I might see some sort of man vs beast style thing but it's so handicapped by the end. Was hoping for a goring the while time. Stayed for three matches before we left. One of them didn't die so they stabbed it a bunch more, one stood very still for a few seconds before vomiting a torrent of blood from its mouth and nostrils before keeling over and kicking out. Go watch one so you can tell other people how gnarls it is. But anyone who defends the practice imagine if it was a horse or cat or something. Not a whole lot of difference. Basically gently caress that dude, he made a living out of making a spectacle of spearing an animal through its lungs and heart while hyping up how dangerous it was. Congratulations on your poetic justice dude. I feel sorry for his wife, but she knew the risks. /edgy
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Jul 18, 2016 23:10
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D-Pad posted:Sometimes when I eat hamburger a piece falls down my windpipe and I reflexively cough causing it to shoot up into my nose causing me to reflexively sniff which causes it to go back into my windpipe. The cycle repeats until I manage to somehow interrupt it by sheer force of will while flailing about crying and choking. Have you tried putting it up your butt instead?
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Weatherman posted:Apparently we're supposed to tell you to stick your guns up your arse again?  late edit: besides like any good gun owner the things basically live up my cavernous butt anyways. (forums schadenfreude was on me when I posted in D&D a week or two ago and immediately pissed someone off, which cost me my sweet refurb avatar) Parts Kit has a new favorite as of 00:23 on Jul 19, 2016 |
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Outrail posted:At the risk of sounding like an edgy rear end in a top hat: I saw one and that was pretty much what it was. Also, at the end, they strapped the bull up to a wench and dragged it onto some tiny rear end datson pickup and drove off.
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I think every bullfight should start with a coin flip and if the matador loses he comes out first, the picadors stab him a bunch of times until he's staggering from fatigue and blood loss, and then the bull comes out with a sword duct taped to its head.
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Trig Discipline posted:I think every bullfight should start with a coin flip and if the matador loses he comes out first, the picadors stab him a bunch of times until he's staggering from fatigue and blood loss, and then the bull comes out with a sword duct taped to its head. The bull already has two swords on its head. The Matador should have his sword duct taped to his head. That would make it fair and lend some dignity to this noble profession.
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canyoneer posted:Well there's still UFC Bare knuckle boxing, although that's still not ideal. Real no limit street fighting should really be a thing. Only rule: no weapons or armor.
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WickedHate posted:Bare knuckle boxing, although that's still not ideal. Real no limit street fighting should really be a thing. Only rule: no weapons or armor. But what if... you ARE the weapon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AokToReN8eg
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Jul 18, 2016 23:28
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Whole bunch of people who need to learn to chew their goddamn food itt
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Whole bunch of people who need to learn to chew their goddamn food itt Look at this guy who's never died eating a hotdog
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Solice Kirsk posted:This belongs in a museum. Thank you. If you know where I can apply for a grant that will pay me to write grim, hot dog-related vignettes, please let me know. Trig Discipline posted:I think every bullfight should start with a coin flip and if the matador loses he comes out first, the picadors stab him a bunch of times until he's staggering from fatigue and blood loss, and then the bull comes out with a sword duct taped to its head. Holy poo poo. This is the one of the greatest ideas I have ever heard.
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That is my least favorite Paul F. Tompkins bit ever
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WickedHate posted:Bare knuckle boxing, although that's still not ideal. Real no limit street fighting should really be a thing. Only rule: no weapons or armor. What are the odds that there are actually underground deathmatch tournaments going on? I sorta think it's not a very far fetched thing, but if you consider how much money pro fighters make legally, it would mostly be relegated to boring, second tier fighters and the fights would be boring as gently caress even if they ended with death. It would be exactly the same fight before the judge interrupted, but with the added death.
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exploding mummy posted:there was a "Women for Trump" session at the RNC to show how many women love the Don Lol at quote:so you are literally there, not physically. How do you know it's empty?
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nerdz posted:What are the odds that there are actually underground deathmatch tournaments going on? I sorta think it's not a very far fetched thing, but if you consider how much money pro fighters make legally, it would mostly be relegated to boring, second tier fighters and the fights would be boring as gently caress even if they ended with death. It would be exactly the same fight before the judge interrupted, but with the added death. I know Bum Fights and the stuff Kimbo Slice started with are things that existed. There's like a 99% chance it's still going on.
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exploding mummy posted:there was a "Women for Trump" session at the RNC to show how many women love the Don God, even when other reporters there backed her up, they refused to believe it. 
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So this young dude in Ottawa with the standard nerd over-enunciation orders a chicken sandwich that they're all out of, so he tells the woman at the counter that she's a bitch, and at the beginning of the video here he's explaining that "bitch" is a proper English word to use, and then he starts flying into this Men's Rights Activist rant about how he can only punch men and he demands to be treated as well as a woman and so on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZnqyE14RY (You know, because a fast-food joint being out of an item doesn't apply to women. If a woman wants one of whatever they're out of, they'll get Ronald McDonald himself to come out from the back and wave his arms to make one magically appear for her.)
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Kurieg posted:https://twitter.com/kgbt/status/754443147648786434 Thank you! When tweet load in my browser, it always briefly shows the links before the JS kicks in and embed the tweet, so I thought that might be it. But when it didn't show up in preview, I figured I was wrong - would have never just tried it for some reason. Thanks!
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tacodaemon posted:So this young dude in Ottawa with the standard nerd over-enunciation orders a chicken sandwich that they're all out of, so he tells the woman at the counter that she's a bitch, and at the beginning of the video here he's explaining that "bitch" is a proper English word to use, and then he starts flying into this Men's Rights Activist rant about how he can only punch men and he demands to be treated as well as a woman and so on Oh god, that's to cringey to watch.
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exploding mummy posted:there was a "Women for Trump" session at the RNC to show how many women love the Don Hahahaha.... this is the best. This week is going to be nothing but hilarity.
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The Locator posted:Hahahaha.... this is the best. This week is going to be nothing but hilarity. I think you mean Hilaryity. 
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Some schadenfreude from the election we recently had here in Australia: four middle-aged dudes who were part of a politician's election campaign thought it would be a great idea to drive around in a black jeep (possibly with fake licence plates) at 4am on the morning of the election tearing down the opposition's election banners and then drive their car at people who told them to gently caress off, getting caught on video in the process. It turns out that the cops didn't agree it was a great idea
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Karma Monkey posted:TBH, I'm super surprised that this is the first in 30 years. I figured injury was more common than outright death, but I thought there would have been maybe a dozen over that amount of time. We should be so lucky. I started to feel bad about watching a man die but then I noticed the bull was covered in its own blood from all the spears sticking out of its back and all my unhappy feelings just went right away  Stab the matador's in the knee before the match, make the odds 50:50 then I'll watch.
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Takes No Damage posted:We should be so lucky. I started to feel bad about watching a man die but then I noticed the bull was covered in its own blood from all the spears sticking out of its back and all my unhappy feelings just went right away "I used to be a matador until I took a sabre to the knee"
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Hooooooly poo poo ya'll. http://www.vox.com/2016/7/19/122215...source=facebook Vox posted:
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Jastiger posted:Donald Trumps wife basically stole an entire passage from Michelle Obama's speech from 2008. That's either the dumbest thing ever or the greatest troll in history
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There's questionable, somewhat plausible cases where it's not entirely clear if it's plagiarism... And then there's that. Whoever wrote it didn't even begin to try covering it up. So, bets on how many more speeches of theirs will be revealed to be the same?
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The Locator posted:Hahahaha.... this is the best. This week is going to be nothing but hilarity. Double shaden - the women in the picture weren't there to show solidarity for Trump. They were the reporters. No one showed.
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