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TMMadman posted:Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal. This police radio entertains me with other people's miseries. We get a free funeral for Jerusalem, God forbid, and I can run background checks on whomever I want, Momar. I got a sweet life here. The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy. All that high living just distracted me from my true calling in life: salvaging sunken barges for scrap iron.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I got a sweet life here. The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy. All that high living just distracted me from my true calling in life: salvaging sunken barges for scrap iron. Maybe it's the saltwater in my veins or the nitrogen bubbles in my brain...
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TMMadman posted:Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal. This police radio entertains me with other people's miseries. We get a free funeral for Jerusalem, God forbid, and I can run background checks on whomever I want, Momar.  These days my roots don't stay as chestnut on their own, Officer Madman...
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I got a sweet life here. The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy. All that high living just distracted me from my true calling in life: salvaging sunken barges for scrap iron. Not a quarter! Darrr, he'll be quoting for hours!
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MrSlam posted:Maybe it's the saltwater in my veins or the nitrogen bubbles in my brain... Maybe it's the beer talking MrSlam, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big chewy here that are.... FIVE DOLLARS? Get out of here!
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TMMadman posted:We get a free funeral for Jerusalem, God forbid I'm not dead, I just didn't want to make a fuss 
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Jerusalem posted:I'm not dead, I just didn't want to make a fuss Oh great, so now I'm dead...  Fine, I didn't want to play this stupid game anyway. 
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TMMadman posted:Listen, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but we both want to stop Do over Ham from posting a quote. Oh my God, Do over Ham is like some sort of...non...giving up...quote guy! 
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Root Bear posted:Oh great, so now I'm dead... We played Dungeons & Dragons for six hours! Then I was slain by an elf.
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IMJack posted:We played Dungeons & Dragons for six hours! I'll deal with those murderous trolls!
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IMJack posted:We played Dungeons & Dragons for six hours! Mu...Murphy... You, you are an elf... uncontrollably... I think!
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TMMadman posted:I'll deal with those murderous trolls! I ought to club them and eat their bones!
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Do over Ham posted:Oh my God, Do over Ham is like some sort of...non...giving up...quote guy! Quote Thread scandal update: Ham quotes nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers! Root Bear fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Jul 17, 2016 |
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TMMadman posted:I'll deal with those murderous trolls! Do over Ham posted:Mu...Murphy... You, you are an elf... uncontrollably... I think! Honey, you're not going to throw red paint at the executives are you? The Keebler people were very upset...
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Root Bear posted:Quote Thread scandal update: Ham quotes nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers! You couldn't open a post a quote if your life depended on it. I'm about ready to ankle this thread.
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TMMadman posted:You couldn't open a post a quote if your life depended on it. Me fail quote? That's unpossible.
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Justice Sloth posted:Me fail quote? That's unpossible. Justice Sloth, get off the quote thread sweetheart.
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TMMadman posted:You couldn't open a post a quote if your life depended on it. I'm about ready to ankle this thread. 
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MrSlam posted:And now the Crazy Old Man Singers! Are you stalling for time, or are you just senile?
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York_M_Chan posted:Are you stalling for time, or are you just senile? A little from Column A, a little from Column B! 
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York_M_Chan posted:Are you stalling for time, or are you just senile? I'm here for microwave cookery! No, wait.... Coping with senility.
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York_M_Chan posted:Are you stalling for time, or are you just senile? Are you some kind of moron?
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TMMadman posted:Are you some kind of moron? (Something said - not good...)
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Root Bear posted:Quote Thread scandal update: Ham quotes nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers! Hey, I am no longer illiterate. 
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Do over Ham posted:Hey, I am no longer illiterate. I didn't even know what a nukular panner plant was!
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IMJack posted:I didn't even know what a nukular panner plant was! He spelled "Yale" with a 6...
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IMJack posted:I didn't even know what a nukular panner plant was! 
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Do over Ham posted:Hey, I am no longer illiterate. I recognized the logo.
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Class3KillStorm posted:Look everybody! Root Bear's in a contest with children! 
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Class3KillStorm posted:Look everybody! Root Bear's in a contest with children! Yeah, and he's beating their brains in!
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