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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Pharohman777 posted:

The fact that a reality tv star barged into the presidental race and stands a serious shot at winning going by the latest polls is unreal.

I wonder if the democratic primary in 4 years is going to be hijacked by a A-List hollywood actor.

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Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


https://medium.com/@pennyred/what-women-problem-b238f650fd8e#.q3kz2yk3c

Zoph
Sep 12, 2005


this is spectacular.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Pharohman777 posted:

The fact that a reality tv star barged into the presidental race and stands a serious shot at winning going by the latest polls is unreal.

I wonder if the democratic primary in 4 years is going to be hijacked by a A-List hollywood actor.

At this rate you'll see comedians in the Senate, child stars in the House, and a Hollywood B-Lister as President!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

I want to empty quote this

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

this can't be real :stare:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

trump's base.jpg

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

:allears:

Pretend this isn't just an empty quote + emote post reveling in the how loving lovely these people are.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Here is more of the particular strain of God-Botherer out at the RNC:

https://twitter.com/sara_dorn/status/755182360522530817

All Trump supporters btw.

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
The only thing that compares to the RNC in terms of whiteness is a Weird Al concert.

Also I'm excited for the first of three times I will actually watch CNN this year

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I take a nap and apparently miss the stop Trump floor protest. I have impeccable timing. :negative:

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Josh Lyman posted:

I take a nap and apparently miss the stop Trump floor protest. I have impeccable timing. :negative:

You can either watch this: https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/755154827663912960

Or go to the op and go to the youtube account posted there and scroll through 4hrs of crap for about 5min of glorious self loving.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
sorry if already posted but true to their word, twitch has the RNC stream https://www.twitch.tv/gopconvention

i'm sure the chat here is . . . wonderful

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Luminous Obscurity posted:

this can't be real :stare:
By now you should know that twitter is just a way to obfuscate argumentation. The death of satire came with the death of honest discourse.

And if you think it's bad now, wait till the Alt-Right gets more traction. "Well yes, I SAID that all N*****s and kikes should die in ovens, but, like, that was for lulz you dumb prole :smug:"

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/755184063712026624

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

make america safe again


is the national anthem singer girl handicapped

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
Anyone have a schedule?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

lol the Chairman of the Young Republicans looks like he's pushing 40

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

November's gonna get ugly.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Filthy Hans posted:

lol the Chairman of the Young Republicans looks like he's pushing 40

thats not young for a republican anymore???

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
"Look over those who endured torture(except those sandniggers we torture, they aren't human so dont count)"

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Do all color guards have a guy with a hatchet?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm still pissed the thread wasn't called it's a mad mad mad whitey.

So the first day went about as terribly as people expected.

As I recall, in 2012 wasn't the only thing they managed on the first day starting a giant clock?

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Fulchrum posted:

I'm still pissed the thread wasn't called it's a mad mad mad whitey.

So the first day went about as terribly as people expected.

As I recall, in 2012 wasn't the only thing they managed on the first day starting a giant clock?

I was honestly expecting bloodshed in one point or another so this was tame :shrug:

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

They're playing "Living In the Limelight" at the convention where they nominate Donald Trump for president, smh

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
Why is that gentleman having to read the lyrics to So Happy Together.

Seriously couldn't memorize it for the fuckin RNC

Lprsti99
Apr 7, 2011

Everything's coming up explodey!

Pillbug
AHAHAHAHAHAHA DUCK DYNASTY

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
And now for a very serious person to speak to you: A fake good ol boy from Duck Dynasty.

e: Lol another prayer. Least it was short.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Are they cheering... for the Duck Dynasty guy?

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Lprsti99 posted:

AHAHAHAHAHAHA DUCK DYNASTY

Well their presidential candidate is a reality show joke so a Reality show joke of a speaker isn't that far off.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Spiffster posted:

I was honestly expecting bloodshed in one point or another so this was tame :shrug:

Bloodshed would only happen if the Trumpstaffell felt particularly persecuted. The GOP seem to be treating them like a live hand grenade right now, at the expense of all others in order to not set the angriest among them off. Hence the music for the event being a greatest hits of titty bar songs.

Not smart long term, but short term, old white guys don't riot

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
Donald Trump is ugly-Duck Dynasty.

"Regular folks like us"- rich white inherited wealth with a reality tv show

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
Willie Robertson extolling the virtues of Donald Trump still makes me feel like I'm watching an episode of Spin City or 30 Rock

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Guys, if I'm a PhD dropout, will Donald Trump have my back?

edit: I feel like that was a decent speech.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

lol Chachi.

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!
Your 2016 RNC - D-list 80's TV celebrities and reality TV has-beens.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



God did what now?

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
"America is an easy place to get to"

"[Being American] doesn't mean getting free stuff"

~Chachi

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
So are they going to have a special guest a la Clint Eastwood fails to understand ventriloquism?

Oh god, is there a chance it could be Melissa Joan Hart in character as her role in God's Not Dead 2?

trash person posted:

Willie Robertson extolling the virtues of Donald Trump still makes me feel like I'm watching an episode of Spin City or 30 Rock

Nah, rhey'd never get this far out.

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notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

"Sometimes doing the things you don't want to do, like ruining a beloved TV series"

At least that's what I heard.

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