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Vengeance of Pandas
Sep 8, 2008

THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!

feedmegin posted:

You realise 3 is actually a fairly large slice of all Labour governments total...

Labour has only existed for 116 years and has only been the major opposition to the Tories since the 1920's. Since 1920 there have been 25 elections, 30 if you want to go to 1900, 3 governments is going to be a big slice of anyone's governmental record in that time. In fact ignoring minority governments since I'm lazy and the goal for Labour activists is a majority government, since 1900 there have still only been 3 governments whose majority would have been lost without Scottish seats, all Labour.

My point still stands Labour does not necessarily need Scotland to gain a majority government and blaming the loss of Scotland for their current and future electoral woes is ultimately counter productive.

Edit: 1843 – Brunel's steamship the SS Great Britain is launched, becoming the first ocean-going craft with an iron hull and screw propeller, becoming the largest vessel afloat in the world.

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I'm waiting for tony benn to run

Literally his corpse, maybe propped up with a rosette on

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Oberleutnant posted:

I want hillary benn to run and get poo poo on.

I, too, want Hilary Benn to run.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

TheRat posted:

So someone who understands media better than I do. Why do newspapers print "EXCLUSIVE" when the exact same story is in every other paper known to man?

The most honest reason this happens is because one paper manages to break a story in its early edition and the rest of them pick up for their later edition. The actual reason is of course that most of the time about most things most media is talking bollocks.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
I just put 2 quid on Hilary Benn and Dan Jarvis each at 999-1 on Betfair exchange just incase they really are that stupid.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
https://twitter.com/WilliamsJon/status/755430648496660480

This is rather painful to watch.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Vengeance of Pandas posted:

Historically about three Labour governments would have failed to claim a majority without any Scottish seats. As much as I love my country the idea that it holds some important balance in deciding the government is bollocks.
As someone who loves your country you should be aware that the UK, in its entire history, has only ever elected 4 different Labour leaders.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Grip a bit less, you are cutting off the blood circulation

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

May's letters of last resort:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Flayer posted:

As someone who loves your country you should be aware that the UK, in its entire history, has only ever elected 4 different Labour leaders.

He's from Scotland. He is not required to love the UK.

Also yes, but given the age of the Labour Party and the way our system works that's not bad. In the same period 5 Tories were elected into the role, compared to the number who were Prime Minister.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

"That was taken out of context" non-apology followed swiftly by "I've said too much silly poo poo to apologise for all of it, so I'll apologise for none of it", topped off by trying to make the journalist feel bad for not asking about war orphans instead.

Almost impressive, to be quite honest.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

radmonger posted:

According to a recent link posted on Charlie Stross's blog, it is actually possible to nuke the sun.

Link, man.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

TinTower posted:

Link, man.
Yeah, this is the sort of stuff we should really be talking about when it comes to Trident. I've not heard a single constructive thing from either side, the antis just keep whining about the cost and the pros just keep shouting 'deterrent!' and 'national security!'
Not a single person is talking about what they're actually going to do with the loving things.

If they were talking about nuking the sun or ending world poverty within the next 40 minutes then there'd at least be something proactive we could discuss about it.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Guavanaut posted:

Yeah, this is the sort of stuff we should really be talking about when it comes to Trident. I've not heard a single constructive thing from either side, the antis just keep whining about the cost and the pros just keep shouting 'deterrent!' and 'national security!'
Not a single person is talking about what they're actually going to do with the loving things.

If they were talking about nuking the sun or ending world poverty within the next 40 minutes then there'd at least be something proactive we could discuss about it.

Trouble is that all the antis have is a moral argument. They're horrible things to make, horrible things to have, horrible things to use, and horrible things to dispose of if you don't want them any more. The only good argument for no longer having them is that they're terrible world-ending devices of great evil and the responsible thing is to disable them as best we possibly can and maybe... I dunno sink them into a subduction zone or something?

What proactive thing do you think can be done other the decommissioning them and spending the rest of the money (if any) on something else?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Fire them all at the moon just for kicks.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
I like how Angela Eagle spent longer saying she was going to run for Leader than she spent actually running for Leader. The kind of strong leadership we've been sadly denied.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i just had a really cold shower it was loving amazing

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


That Turkish coup was better planned out than this PLP one.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Sorta happy this is happening.
As everywhere he will go now Boris will be called a wanker.
No where is safe.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

thespaceinvader posted:

What proactive thing do you think can be done other the decommissioning them and spending the rest of the money (if any) on something else?
Well, that post implied that you could somehow nuke the Sun and it'd melt anything out to the asteroid belt.

I'm skeptical, but if it works it could one-up Corbyn's asteroid project.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Radish posted:

That Turkish coup was better planned out than this PLP one.

The PLP coup was planned?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-36839721

more awkwardness from that press conference

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

Yeah, this is the sort of stuff we should really be talking about when it comes to Trident. I've not heard a single constructive thing from either side, the antis just keep whining about the cost and the pros just keep shouting 'deterrent!' and 'national security!'
Not a single person is talking about what they're actually going to do with the loving things.

If they were talking about nuking the sun or ending world poverty within the next 40 minutes then there'd at least be something proactive we could discuss about it.

Waving them at people we don't like is a thing to do with them.

Oberleutnant posted:

Fire them all at the moon just for kicks.

Aimed carefully to spell out DAVID CAMERON hosed A DEAD PIG in craters.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I am really tickled by the idea that all this time the PLP have been thinking of themselves as shadowy eminence grises and slick political operators who make and break governments like the cool dudes in House of Cards or Yes, Minister except they've been totally loving flummoxed by a little old socialist grandpa

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Waving them at people we don't like is a thing to do with them.
You can do that with many other far less expensive things. :dong:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They certainly emanate grease and it does make them quite slick given the volume.

Guavanaut posted:

You can do that with many other far less expensive things. :dong:

Not on a national scale. Unless you're proposing we spend all of the trident money to get the most well endowed members of the public to stand on the cliffs at dover and do the helicopter dick at France.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

thespaceinvader posted:

What proactive thing do you think can be done other the decommissioning them and spending the rest of the money (if any) on something else?

fire them at The Sun. someone just posted that its possible

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

OwlFancier posted:

Not on a national scale. Unless you're proposing we spend all of the trident money to get the most well endowed members of the public to stand on the cliffs at dover and do the helicopter dick at France.

I unironically support this as an alternative to trident.

Chocolate Teapot
May 8, 2009

Oberleutnant posted:

I am really tickled by the idea that all this time the PLP have been thinking of themselves as shadowy eminence grises and slick political operators who make and break governments like the cool dudes in House of Cards or Yes, Minister except they've been totally loving flummoxed by a little old socialist grandpa

I think they've been waiting for him to say something *really really mean* about them, and when it never came, they never had a Plan B for this lovely coup.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
But have you considered this incredibly valid point?

https://twitter.com/BradenDavy/status/755132910806638592

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
I like how Kerry of all people laughs at him. I think you could pretty much place Boris Johnson next to anyone and they would laugh at him with good reason. Hell, Bush Junior would laugh.

Coohoolin posted:

But have you considered this incredibly valid point?

https://twitter.com/BradenDavy/status/755132910806638592

Ah yes, the famous surgical strike smart atomic warheads.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Well I mean I suppose that's possible if you didn't activate the warhead and just fired the actual missile at people. Seems a bit of an expensive way to basically drop a piano on someone but I guess it would work.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

Not on a national scale. Unless you're proposing we spend all of the trident money to get the most well endowed members of the public to stand on the cliffs at dover and do the helicopter dick at France.

I'm pretty solidly booked for the next few months but i'll try to fit this in.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

OwlFancier posted:

Well I mean I suppose that's possible if you didn't activate the warhead and just fired the actual missile at people. Seems a bit of an expensive way to basically drop a piano on someone but I guess it would work.

didn't MP's essentially admit during the syrian bombing vote that collateral damage happens or did they just dance around the issue? ignoring when civilians are targetted just everyone assumed they were terrorists

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Jose posted:

didn't MP's essentially admit during the syrian bombing vote that collateral damage happens or did they just dance around the issue? ignoring when civilians are targetted just everyone assumed they were terrorists

Last I was aware being in the proximity of a terrorist also makes you a terrorist and therefore as long as the missile hits the original terrorist all the collateral terrorist damage is OK.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Jose posted:

didn't MP's essentially admit during the syrian bombing vote that collateral damage happens or did they just dance around the issue? ignoring when civilians are targetted just everyone assumed they were terrorists

The current official line is since no one is reporting civilian causalities, they do not occur. Also anyone reporting civilian causalities cannot be trusted and will be ignored and anyone who is blown up is an enemy combatant because we don't target civilians.

We covered a lot of bases on this one.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Jose posted:

didn't MP's essentially admit during the syrian bombing vote that collateral damage happens or did they just dance around the issue? ignoring when civilians are targetted just everyone assumed they were terrorists

Yes but we needed to bomb them because in the 30s fascism you see and Spanish civil war. Even though in the Spanish civil war, the one side to use aerial bombing like that proposed in Syria was the fascists.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Pochoclo posted:

I like how Kerry of all people laughs at him. I think you could pretty much place Boris Johnson next to anyone and they would laugh at him with good reason. Hell, Bush Junior would laugh.


Ah yes, the famous surgical strike smart atomic warheads.

Not only that but in total war cities become military targets. Cities have barracks and factories and infrastructure.

RobotNinjaHornets
Dec 30, 2012
https://twitter.com/cathynewman/status/755468297013981184

...I'm OK with this

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVfU6K2e3w8&t=1468s

conference starts at 24 mins, hopefully that link starts at the right spot

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