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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Jose posted:

isn't a big problem still whatever way the wind happens to be blowing causing a load of radioactive particles going in that direction?

Also the part where you're using nuclear weapons which is probably going to lead to more nuclear weapons being used.

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Noxville posted:

You think the Lib Dems would turn down the chance to swell the parliamentary party by 12.5%?

I imagine Farron will be like "sure" then the local party will then say "gently caress off" in response.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

goddamnedtwisto posted:

...yes? The MIRVs on the Trident have an accuracy within 300m and, if rumour is correct, the British "physics package" (god I love nuclear euphemisms) can be dialled down to >1kt. So yeah, it would totally be possible to target, for example, Faslane and it barely even be noticeable in Glasgow. Hell you could drop one on the Houses of Parliament and it would probably only break the windows at Buckingham Palace.

Except in that scenario the government will be operating from a hardened nuclear bunker the exact location and specifications of which are only vaguely known. So the only option available to an enemy is to dump many high yield warheads on the general area to ensure it's destruction.

Vengeance of Pandas
Sep 8, 2008

THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!

GlyphGryph posted:

Can someone link to a few of the good speaches Corbyn has done recently? I remember reading in the thread about at least one good one but couldn't watch myself at the time and now I can't find it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7QQITgJZJg

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

TinTower posted:

I imagine Farron will be like "sure" then the local party will then say "gently caress off" in response.

Why?

Like, what qualities could a Labour or Tory MP that wants to defect to the Lib Dems possess that would make them unwelcome?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

TheRat posted:

Also the part where you're using nuclear weapons which is probably going to lead to more nuclear weapons being used.

not if its the argies starting poo poo over the falklands again

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Pissflaps posted:

Why?

Like, what qualities could a Labour or Tory MP that wants to defect to the Lib Dems possess that would make them unwelcome?

The quality of having defeated an incumbent Lib Dem MP less than eighteen months beforehand.

I can guarantee that if she manages to successfully defect to the Lib Dems, she'll have left the party by… let's say March 19, 2017. No reason for that specific date.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

goddamnedtwisto posted:

...yes? The MIRVs on the Trident have an accuracy within 300m and, if rumour is correct, the British "physics package" (god I love nuclear euphemisms) can be dialled down to >1kt. So yeah, it would totally be possible to target, for example, Faslane and it barely even be noticeable in Glasgow. Hell you could drop one on the Houses of Parliament and it would probably only break the windows at Buckingham Palace.

In fact it was the development of these sort of highly-targetable weapons (along with the rumoured depressed-trajectory capability of Trident that would enable it to be launched from very close in and hit it's targets within a minute or two) that was at least partially responsible for the ramping up of tensions in the early 80s. People on both sides started reviving the pre-60s idea of a "limited" nuclear war, the idea you could use nukes in a surgical decapitation strike and completely eliminate the opposition's ability to fight back, with absolutely minimal civilian casualties. It's insanity, of course - all nuclear strategy is basically insanity - but it really did strike at the heart of MAD, which was at least a stable form of insanity.

Even the smallest deviation can be kind of a big deal for a loving bomb. It's the difference between Johnny Terrorist's house and a bum in the nearby alleyway who's about to have a really bad day.

sorry i'm just tired of the pro argument of "minimal civilian casualties" like that's a good thing. oh only a small number of innocent people will die horrifically, what a releif.

I mean I know no civilian casualties whatsoever is impossible in war, but it's what should be striven for nonetheless.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Jose posted:

not if its the argies starting poo poo over the falklands again

Can you picture a world in which the UK would get away with nuking argentina?

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Junior G-man posted:

Who was it that was counting down to a Graun article about Owen Smith not being a woman etc?

Because winner, winner chicken dinner: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jul/19/angela-eagle-labour-leader-gender-party-patriarchy


Yeah but isn't whoever you send there a sacrificial lamb, so might as well send a numpty?

Wish I was a guardian copy editor for a day.

quote:

You can’t choose a leader just because they have two X chromosomes. Angela Eagle is many things – clever, quick, Labour through and through, northern – and she is a woman. A gay woman, as it happens.

Her gender was not exactly a problem. Her problem was that she was cursed with a bit too much history.

fin.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

TheRat posted:

Can you picture a world in which the UK would get away with nuking argentina?

If they try to mess with our Falkland Islands again they'll be asking for it.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

TheRat posted:

Can you picture a world in which the UK would get away with nuking argentina?

"thank god they'll finally shut the gently caress up about the falklands"

Vengeance of Pandas
Sep 8, 2008

THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!
Doubt anything will come of this but it's a nice gesture.

https://www.facebook.com/events/297055643980801/

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Junior G-man posted:

Who was it that was counting down to a Graun article about Owen Smith not being a woman etc?

Because winner, winner chicken dinner: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jul/19/angela-eagle-labour-leader-gender-party-patriarchy

quote:

Her gender was not exactly a problem. Her problem was that she was cursed with a bit too much history. She had been around long enough to understand what power is like. She has had to make hard, real-time decisions. Notoriously (nowadays) she voted for the Iraq war. She was for Trident modernisation, has generally been for military intervention and she is pro-EU.

Knowing that the choice will ultimately be made by Labour members who often find purity more appealing than pragmatism

quote:

she voted for the Iraq war

pragmatism

There is no ironicat big enough.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
Does anyone know why, exactly, Corbyn didn't make any public appearances with Cameron in the remain campaign?

Catzilla
May 12, 2003

"Untie the queen"


GlyphGryph posted:

Can someone link to a few of the good speaches Corbyn has done recently? I remember reading in the thread about at least one good one but couldn't watch myself at the time and now I can't find it.

This was from the weekend just gone, at the Topluddle Martyrs Festival in Dorset.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjpAdkKRcIY

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

GlyphGryph posted:

Does anyone know why, exactly, Corbyn didn't make any public appearances with Cameron in the remain campaign?

Something something Better Together SNP in Scotland.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Cerebral Bore posted:

There is no ironicat big enough.

anne perkins wrote an article recently about how she knows young people have it rough but she made it successfully despite leaving school early so everyone can

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

GlyphGryph posted:

Does anyone know why, exactly, Corbyn didn't make any public appearances with Cameron in the remain campaign?

Because Ed did that for the Indy Ref and look how that turned out for Labour.

Also because Corbyn and Cameron sharing a stage would have looked and sounded completely farcical.

LemonyTang
Nov 29, 2009

Ask me about holding 4gate!

Phwoar. This speech is incredible. Only saw snippets before.

100% behind Corbyn to lead Labour and to lead the country after that.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

GlyphGryph posted:

Does anyone know why, exactly, Corbyn didn't make any public appearances with Cameron in the remain campaign?

He was on holiday.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

Swing low, sweet chariot

GlyphGryph posted:

Does anyone know why, exactly, Corbyn didn't make any public appearances with Cameron in the remain campaign?

His given reason was that he didn't want to be associated with Cameron's policies or beliefs by sharing a platform with him.

It's an interesting position to take, considering the people Corbyn has shared a platform with in the past.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Jose posted:

anne perkins wrote an article recently about how she knows young people have it rough but she made it successfully despite leaving school early so everyone can

She wrote an article prior to the GE about how Ed Miliband saying Rosamund Pike should play James Bond was proof that he's a political mastermind lol

Verizian
Dec 18, 2004
The spiky one.

GlyphGryph posted:

Does anyone know why, exactly, Corbyn didn't make any public appearances with Cameron in the remain campaign?

Corbyn is kinda sentimental about pigs, it's why he's a vegetarian. Sharing a platform with Hamdick would therefore have been impossible.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Verizian posted:

Corbyn is kinda sentimental about pigs, it's why he's a vegetarian. Sharing a platform with Hamdick would therefore have been impossible.

If only this was the real reason. :sigh:

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
It's tough to sell Remain with a positive message when your message has to be pointing at the guy next to you and saying "it's actually this pigfucker's fault". And anything good you say is lost to Tories vs Labour.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Jose posted:

"thank god they'll finally shut the gently caress up about the falklands"

Las Malvinas son ArgentinaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAgghghg

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

GlyphGryph posted:

Does anyone know why, exactly, Corbyn didn't make any public appearances with Cameron in the remain campaign?

All of the above, basically, everyone who's ever shared a stage or platform with Cameron has gotten poo poo for it and it's damaged their platform for the association.

And people say Corbyn isn't politically savvy.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


OwlFancier posted:

All of the above, basically, everyone who's ever shared a stage or platform with Cameron has gotten poo poo for it and it's damaged their platform for the association.

And people say Corbyn isn't politically savvy.

He's also not a socialist.

I get all my news from Jess Phillips.

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Plucky Brit posted:

His given reason was that he didn't want to be associated with Cameron's policies or beliefs by sharing a platform with him.

It's an interesting position to take, considering the people Corbyn has shared a platform with in the past.
Certainly says something about Cameron :v:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Pissflaps posted:

If he'd rather be fighting the Tories, how come he only puts in a shift when it comes to fighting Labour MPs?

Because he's fighting Tories, duh.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://www.crowdjustice.co.uk/case/chilcot/

quote:

We are Roger Bacon and Reg Keys. Our sons, Matthew Bacon and Tom Keys, were killed in the Second Iraq War.

We represent the Iraq War Families Campaign Group, campaigning for the families of the 179 servicemen and women killed in the conflict.

We are seeking to bring to justice those responsible for the War and the deaths of our loved ones.
[…]

There has been much speculation in the media that former Prime Minister Tony Blair and other state officials criticised by the Chilcot Report can and should be taken to court by the Families in private civil proceedings. Many reputable legal experts commenting in the media have endorsed this view.

We, the Families, wish to bring such legal proceedings against any state officials who might have acted unlawfully or in excess of their powers.

However, we cannot take any action before our legal team, McCue & Partners, one of our country's leading human rights and public interest law firms, has done a full and forensic legal analysis of the Report (2.6 million words over twelve volumes) and prepared a comprehensive opinion approved by expert Senior Counsel. There are no shortcuts.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


I was going to post that earlier, certainly gonna chuck some moolah their way.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.


The real travesty of this is that the families of our 179 dead soldiers have a much better chance of getting justice than the families of the hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqi civilians do. It's a bit hard to reconcile that disparity.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

Even the smallest deviation can be kind of a big deal for a loving bomb. It's the difference between Johnny Terrorist's house and a bum in the nearby alleyway who's about to have a really bad day.

sorry i'm just tired of the pro argument of "minimal civilian casualties" like that's a good thing. oh only a small number of innocent people will die horrifically, what a releif.

I mean I know no civilian casualties whatsoever is impossible in war, but it's what should be striven for nonetheless.

Oh absolutely, and I'm not disagreeing with that at all - in fact as I mentioned the greater precision and lower yields of modern nuclear weapons are actually a destabilising factor. But the point is - if MAD wasn't still the prevailing wisdom - that yes, you could actually use nukes against an enemy with very few civilian casualties because we're not lobbing 10MT warheads in the general direction of population centres any more.

e: It's all a bit irrelevant though because the point at the moment is one person using nukes means the end of the world, so civilian casualties of the original strike doesn't really matter.

jabby posted:

Except in that scenario the government will be operating from a hardened nuclear bunker the exact location and specifications of which are only vaguely known. So the only option available to an enemy is to dump many high yield warheads on the general area to ensure it's destruction.

Exactly, which is why I called it insanity. That's literally the point of having the nukes on subs rather than in a shed outside Chislehurst, there is (in theory) no way of preventing a retaliatory strike.

Jose posted:

isn't a big problem still whatever way the wind happens to be blowing causing a load of radioactive particles going in that direction?

Depends. A sub-kiloton yield exploded at ground level won't actually throw a lot of nasties into the air - the devil's in the details of the exact geography of the area and the weather at the time of detonation, but fallout was barely an issue after Hiroshima and Nagasaki and they were much higher-yield devices exploded at a height that more or less maximised the amount of fallout. You're certainly talking a lot less high-energy material released into the atmosphere than at Chernobyl.

goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Jul 19, 2016

Thundercloud
Mar 28, 2010

To boldly be eaten where no grot has been eaten before!

TinTower posted:

I imagine Farron will be like "sure" then the local party will then say "gently caress off" in response.

This already happened unofficially last week, when this exact thing was discussed with the local Lib Dem big cheese in front of one of the Labour councillors.

John Hemming wants to come back and can bank roll the local Lib Dems, so why take someone in they'd later deselect?

Especially someone with so little local name recognition?

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Reminder that for a good few decades we were exploding some of the most powerful thermonuclear bombs ever created all over the planet. Only problem it's ever caused is CERN have a tough time finding steel which hasn't been ever so slightly contaminated.

qhat fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Jul 19, 2016

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

qhat posted:

Reminder that for a good few decades we were exploding some of the most powerful thermonuclear bombs ever created all over the planet. Only problem it's ever caused is CERN have a tough time finding steel which hasn't been ever so slightly contaminated.

Luckily the Kriegsmarine has us covered

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Is it me or has Corbyn been improving as a public speaker

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

qhat posted:

Reminder that for a good few decades we were exploding some of the most powerful thermonuclear bombs ever created all over the planet. Only problem it's ever caused is CERN have a tough time finding steel which hasn't been ever so slightly contaminated.

for anyone yet to see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLCF7vPanrY

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