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Labradoodle
Nov 24, 2011

Crax daubentoni

Chuck Boone posted:

In a bit of good news, my mom's cousin's husband was released from captivity yesterday. He was kidnapped about 55 days ago on his way to work. The kidnappers originally demanded $500,000 for his release, which I think is just a bargaining tactic because who has $500,000? I'm not sure how much my mom's cousin paid, but her husband is home safe.

Holy poo poo, Chuck. I am happy to hear that he's back now but Jesus Christ. That kind of long-term kidnapping is not the norm here as far as I know, if I were him, I'd get the gently caress out of here as soon as possible. The only reason I haven't bailed yet is because I keep a low profile and I want to ensure that I can support my mom once I'm gone, but that involves all kinds of silly poo poo such as almost never going out and pretending I have no money. I'm guessing if someone thought they could fulfill that kind of ransom, it wasn't a random event, so they should liquidate all assets and get the hell out of doge.

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Just tuned in to some radio stations and sure enough they are airing this stupid movie, that's right radio stations airing movies.

What is going on in this stupid country.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Well, what's the movie?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Some movie about Francisco Miranda but of course seen through the PSUV's eye.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

El Hefe posted:

Also right now they are showing on "cadena" some loving movie meaning every single TV channel and radio station(lol) has to air the movie, I cannot believe this poo poo, its like living in the twilight zone.

Add another tick to the "North Korea or Venezuela?" tally!

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Chuck Boone posted:

In a bit of good news, my mom's cousin's husband was released from captivity yesterday. He was kidnapped about 55 days ago on his way to work. The kidnappers originally demanded $500,000 for his release, which I think is just a bargaining tactic because who has $500,000? I'm not sure how much my mom's cousin paid, but her husband is home safe.

Maybe they just set the ransom in Bolívares and waited a couple months until inflation brought it down to a reasonable amount :v:

:sigh:

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I'm glad your family got him back Chuck, that's really scary.

Labradoodle posted:

That kind of long-term kidnapping is not the norm here as far as I know, if I were him, I'd get the gently caress out of here as soon as possible. The only reason I haven't bailed yet is because I keep a low profile and I want to ensure that I can support my mom once I'm gone, but that involves all kinds of silly poo poo such as almost never going out and pretending I have no money. I'm guessing if someone thought they could fulfill that kind of ransom, it wasn't a random event, so they should liquidate all assets and get the hell out of doge.

Yeah I agree. Long-term kidnappings are planned and scouted out, so they must know your family, I hope nothing like it happens again but I'd be scared shitless.

One of my wife's long time neighbors had to flee the country a couple years ago because one of his daughters was kidnapped and killed, and they didn't want a repeat for their second. They had a bunch of business across Valencia. Being successful paints a target on your back.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
The very socialist and government owned telecommunications company CANTV just increased their prices up to 900%

I used to pay like Bs 800 for internet service now I'm gonna pay almost Bs 8000 starting next month

Thanks Maduro

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

El Hefe posted:

The very socialist and government owned telecommunications company CANTV just increased their prices up to 900%

I used to pay like Bs 800 for internet service now I'm gonna pay almost Bs 8000 starting next month

Thanks Maduro

Sorry I'm pretty drunk but I love that your currency is "BS"

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Baloogan posted:

Sorry I'm pretty drunk but I love that your currency is "BS"

it really is

Chuck Boone
Feb 12, 2009

El Turpial
Thanks for all the comments regarding my mom's kidnapped relative. She isn't really close with that side of the family, and we'd been getting updates about the situation from our grandmother. We all thought that the length of the kidnapping was really strange too. My mom hasn't talked to her cousin about this yet, but I'm really interested to hear the full story.

Anyway, in an about-face, the government re-opened the border with Colombia in Tachira state again today. The border has been closed since August, but the two crossings in Tachira were opened last Sunday. About 35,000 people streamed into Colombia then to buy food and other scarce necessities, and the Colombian Ministry of Foreign Affairs is saying that about the same number crossed today. The border will remain open until tomorrow evening.

The governor of Tachira state, Jose Vielma Mora, said earlier this week that the re-opening of the border wouldn't happen again. Then, suddenly, yesterday he said "Yeah we're opening it again, I've got no problem with it". I'm not sure what's going on, but it's great that people are getting a chance to buy food.

In other news, Diosdado Cabello gave a speech at an event in Aragua state, and he can't stop saying that the referendum won't happen. I'm quoting some of what he said here because Cabello is a caveman and I want you to feel the frustration that I feel when I read what he says:

quote:

They [the opposition] don’t want dialogue. They put conditions on the dialogue (…) so there will be no dialogue, because there won’t be a referendum here. There will be no referendum in 2016, and there won’t be one in 2017, either. There won’t be a referendum, because they haven’t done what the Constitution and the law say, and we won’t let them get away with it.
(...)
There won’t be a referendum in 2016. Get that in your heads. There won’t be a referendum. There’s a referendum scarcity for you because you’re lazy and ill-intentioned. Do you know what we will have in 2016? More revolution, more socialism, more Bolivar on the streets, more Chavez on the streets, more people on the streets.
Notice that he said "there's a referendum scarcity" ["hay escasez de referendum"]. I'm pretty sure that he said this mockingly in reference to the scarcity crisis, because while the phrase is grammatically correct, the choice of word is really awkward.

Also, on the price increases that El Hefe is talking about for internet plans: you can see an outline of the price increases here. The first chart has the list of old prices under the "Total a Pagar (Bs.)" column, with the new prices effective August 1 in the second chard. Here's the price changes for three plans:

ABA 6 Megas (Unlimited 6 Mbps)
  • Old price: Bs. 535.71
  • New price: Bs. 4,452.38
ABA 8 Megas (Unlimited 8 Mbps)
  • Old price: Bs. 616.07
  • New price: Bs. 5,958.09

ABA 10 Megas (Unlimited 10 Mbps)
  • Old price: Bs. 687.50
  • New price: Bs. 7,791.66
Imagine how messed up your budget is for next month if you're on any one of those plans. And remember that the minimum monthly salary is Bs. 15,500.

Chuck Boone fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Jul 17, 2016

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Baloogan posted:

Sorry I'm pretty drunk but I love that your currency is "BS"

The currency was also rebranded as bolívar fuerte(BsF) or "strong bolivar", when Chávez lopped three zeroes of the currency in 2008.

You decide if that's more or less funny.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Chuck Boone posted:

Thanks for all the comments regarding my mom's kidnapped relative. She isn't really close with that side of the family, and we'd been getting updates about the situation from our grandmother. We all thought that the length of the kidnapping was really strange too. My mom hasn't talked to her cousin about this yet, but I'm really interested to hear the full story.

Anyway, in an about-face, the government re-opened the border with Colombia in Tachira state again today. The border has been closed since August, but the two crossings in Tachira were opened last Sunday. About 35,000 people streamed into Colombia then to buy food and other scarce necessities, and the Colombian Ministry of Foreign Affairs is saying that about the same number crossed today. The border will remain open until tomorrow evening.

The governor of Tachira state, Jose Vielma Mora, said earlier this week that the re-opening of the border wouldn't happen again. Then, suddenly, yesterday he said "Yeah we're opening it again, I've got no problem with it". I'm not sure what's going on, but it's great that people are getting a chance to buy food.

In other news, Diosdado Cabello gave a speech at an event in Aragua state, and he can't stop saying that the referendum won't happen. I'm quoting some of what he said here because Cabello is a caveman and I want you to feel the frustration that I feel when I read what he says:

Notice that he said "there's a referendum scarcity" ["hay escasez de referendum"]. I'm pretty sure that he said this mockingly in reference to the scarcity crisis, because while the phrase is grammatically correct, the choice of word is really awkward.

Also, on the price increases that El Hefe is talking about for internet plans: you can see an outline of the price increases here. The first chart has the list of old prices under the "Total a Pagar (Bs.)" column, with the new prices effective August 1 in the second chard. Here's the price changes for three plans:

ABA 6 Megas (Unlimited 6 Mbps)
  • Old price: Bs. 535.71
  • New price: Bs. 4,452.38
ABA 8 Megas (Unlimited 8 Mbps)
  • Old price: Bs. 616.07
  • New price: Bs. 5,958.09
    [/list
    ABA 10 Megas (Unlimited 10 Mbps)
    [list]
  • Old price: Bs. 687.50
  • New price: Bs. 7,791.66
Imagine how messed up your budget is for next month if you're on any one of those plans. And remember that the minimum monthly salary is Bs. 15,500.

When was the last time those prices were updated before now? Does the change in prices at least track the way the value of the currency has plummeted, or is it significantly more expensive in local currency then it should be for that purpose?

fnox
May 19, 2013



Those prices are not that old, CANTV ABA wasn't offered at 10mbps up until recently, so they were maybe 2 years old. It would be fine if the increase also came with the significant internet infrastructure investments to get the country out of the stone age (TYOOL 2016 and the fastest broadband speeds offered in Venezuela are sub 10mbps, which some countries offer for free), but of course that's not what's gonna happen. You'll maybe see less oversaturation which may mean better QoS, but it's very unlikely the new pricing scheme will benefit anyone.

If all, I think the reason they're doing this is because they're very morose in many payments to Tier 1s which lead to the recent overall degradation of QoS and bandwidth allowance for the entire country in recent months.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I think many people aren't gonna be able to pay those prices tbh

I got the 10mb service because I'm lucky enough to live near a CANTV datacenter though, it's not offered everywhere.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I imagine soon they'll be increasing the price of the electrical and water bills too.

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

quote:

There won’t be a referendum in 2016. Get that in your heads. There won’t be a referendum. There’s a referendum scarcity for you because you’re lazy and ill-intentioned. Do you know what we will have in 2016? More revolution, more socialism, more Bolivar on the streets, more Chavez on the streets, more people on the streets.

Chuck Boone
Feb 12, 2009

El Turpial

fishmech posted:

When was the last time those prices were updated before now? Does the change in prices at least track the way the value of the currency has plummeted, or is it significantly more expensive in local currency then it should be for that purpose?

The annualized inflation rate (from July 2015-July 2016) is 487%, so the changes reflect more than just the year's inflation. The black market Bs. per US dollar rate is at Bs. 1010.65, and the official free-floating rate is at Bs. 642. At those rates, your internet bill for July could have been $1. Like El Hefe said, when you put it in the context that the average worker is making Bs. 15,500 a month, I'd bet you that there's a non-trivial amount of Venezuelans seriously considering how important it is to have an internet connection come August.

Earlier this week, Jacqueline Faria (the head of a subsidiary of CANTV called MOVILNET) talked about the state of the internet in Venezuela, and this is what she had to say:

quote:

In other countries [the internet] is faster because few people use it and it's too expensive. Here, more than 60% of the people have the internet and there's WiFi everywhere.

The border with Colombia re-opened this weekend again even though the governor of Tachira state Jose Vielma Mora had said that it wouldn't happen again. I'm not sure what's going on, but the border opened yesterday and today. I don't know if the final figures are out yet, but the Colombian immigration service was expecting at least 75,000 Venezuelans to cross the border Saturday and Sunday.

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
If i was in Venezuela i would use the opportunity of the open border to Columbia to go ( and not return) although i believe there is a crossing to Brazil that has not closed

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Hugoon Chavez posted:

I'm glad your family got him back Chuck, that's really scary.


Yeah I agree. Long-term kidnappings are planned and scouted out, so they must know your family, I hope nothing like it happens again but I'd be scared shitless.

One of my wife's long time neighbors had to flee the country a couple years ago because one of his daughters was kidnapped and killed, and they didn't want a repeat for their second. They had a bunch of business across Valencia. Being successful paints a target on your back.

Not quite like modern Venezuela crimewise, not even during the war, but everyone who I know in Sri Lanka who is reasonably successful is all "yeah, I and/or my family have on-call goon squads available, just in case." Some of which are basically semiprofessional goon squads with multiple clients.

Heck, the end of the war probably made it more affordable, what with the military drawdown and resulting labor surplus. :v:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Chuck Boone posted:

The border with Colombia re-opened this weekend again even though the governor of Tachira state Jose Vielma Mora had said that it wouldn't happen again. I'm not sure what's going on, but the border opened yesterday and today. I don't know if the final figures are out yet, but the Colombian immigration service was expecting at least 75,000 Venezuelans to cross the border Saturday and Sunday.

yup

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

:catstare:

That, uh

That bridge might not be rated for that load.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

It'll be okay if they don't March in step

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

What are the Venezuelans spending in Columbia? I assume columbian storekeepers don't want bolivares.

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Scaramouche posted:

It'll be okay if they don't March in step

This is literally the reason soldiers break step when crossing bridges, by the way.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

The Lone Badger posted:

What are the Venezuelans spending in Columbia? I assume columbian storekeepers don't want bolivares.

Exchange houses in Cucuta take Bolivares, it's not really cheaper to buy in Colombia but you can actually find stuff.

Things aren't that bad in Maracaibo because Arias Cardenas has a few companies and even though the border is closed he's bringing a bunch of Colombian foods, I went to the supermarket yesterday and they had Colombian rice, arepa flour, toilet paper, etc, all pretty expensive though so he and his business partners must be making a shitload of money.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

El Hefe posted:

Exchange houses in Cucuta take Bolivares, it's not really cheaper to buy in Colombia but you can actually find stuff.

Things aren't that bad in Maracaibo because Arias Cardenas has a few companies and even though the border is closed he's bringing a bunch of Colombian foods, I went to the supermarket yesterday and they had Colombian rice, arepa flour, toilet paper, etc, all pretty expensive though so he and his business partners must be making a shitload of money.

Ah profiteering. Profiteering never changes.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Holy crap its $160 to renew a US visa, I swear when I first did it in 2006 it was only like $40 or something...

That's too much money for our poor Venezuelan pocket

Chuck Boone
Feb 12, 2009

El Turpial
Bloomberg has a correspondent in Venezuela, and she's kept a diary of her attempts to go buy food over the past few weeks. It's a really interesting read.

The whole article reads like it could have just been titled ":smithicide:". Here's a bit of it:

quote:

Around midday, I swing by a bakery in search of bread. I’m greeted, impatiently, by a young woman. “We only sell bread at 5 p.m., señora.” On my way out, I notice a sign on the front door that I somehow missed on my way in: “NO BREAD.” As I get back in my car, I realize I’m low on cash. I head to a nearby ATM. It’s out of money.

Chuck Boone fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Jul 19, 2016

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

Citibank seems to be pulling out of Venezuela, or at least out of being the USD correspondence banker for the state banks.

Simulated
Sep 28, 2001
Lowtax giveth, and Lowtax taketh away.
College Slice

El Hefe posted:

Holy crap its $160 to renew a US visa, I swear when I first did it in 2006 it was only like $40 or something...

That's too much money for our poor Venezuelan pocket

Can you even do that? I thought they were denying diplomatic visas (for US personnel) so the US Embassy was effectively on a skeleton crew and unable to process visas.

If a couple of bucks is all that stands in the way of leaving I'm sure a few of us can help out.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Yeah they updated their press release with clearer wording and it's only new non-immigrant visas that are suspended, you can still get renewals and all other kind of visas.

http://caracas.usembassy.gov/visas/niv.html

I got the money it's just that it's a lot of money for us, $160 is like 10 monthly minimum wages.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Man, I learn new things every day on here.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Chuck Boone posted:

Bloomberg has a correspondent in Venezuela, and she's kept a diary of her attempts to go buy food over the past few weeks. It's a really interesting read.

The whole article reads like it could have just been titled ":smithicide:". Here's a bit of it:

quote:

Around midday, I swing by a bakery in search of bread. I’m greeted, impatiently, by a young woman. “We only sell bread at 5 p.m., señora.” On my way out, I notice a sign on the front door that I somehow missed on my way in: “NO BREAD.” As I get back in my car, I realize I’m low on cash. I head to a nearby ATM. It’s out of money.

quote:

I steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Colombia! “More bread for me,” I think. But bread have worm.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

Out of curiousity I checked FlightAware for the traffic into Caracas, and I'm surprised to find that American Airlines still has passenger services into Venezuela; ABX Air is still flying cargo flights to and from Miami as well. In fact, that there is traffic at all is kinda surprising, because at least from what I'm getting in this thread, I can't imagine how anyone has money to pay for airline tickets, unless those are somehow ludicrously cheap.

I also noticed this:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/FAV1

Which, despite what FlightAware indicates, is almost certainly a Venezuelan Air Force flight. Which is odd, because most militaries, particularly those in countries with such volatile social situations, don't tend to broadcast where they're moving their aircraft around to. Is there any particular reason Maduro or other higher-ups would be traveling to Managua, if that is indeed what this is?

e: and actually, though I suspect I may sound stupid saying this, there are a number of US-registered bizjets that appear to be making regular trips into Venezuela. Which again begs the question, why, at this time?
https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N802WJ/history/
https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N851RG/history/
https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N34FS/history/
https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N355RM/history
https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N377AC/history

Plastic_Gargoyle fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jul 19, 2016

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I just did a quick online search and found a Caracas - Miami flight for Bs 311738 but I wonder if those are real prices because that's still "only" like $300

Chuck Boone
Feb 12, 2009

El Turpial

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Out of curiousity I checked FlightAware for the traffic into Caracas, and I'm surprised to find that American Airlines still has passenger services into Venezuela; ABX Air is still flying cargo flights to and from Miami as well. In fact, that there is traffic at all is kinda surprising, because at least from what I'm getting in this thread, I can't imagine how anyone has money to pay for airline tickets, unless those are somehow ludicrously cheap.

I also noticed this:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/FAV1

Which, despite what FlightAware indicates, is almost certainly a Venezuelan Air Force flight. Which is odd, because most militaries, particularly those in countries with such volatile social situations, don't tend to broadcast where they're moving their aircraft around to. Is there any particular reason Maduro or other higher-ups would be traveling to Managua, if that is indeed what this is?

e: and actually, though I suspect I may sound stupid saying this, there are a number of US-registered bizjets that appear to be making regular trips into Venezuela. Which again begs the question, why, at this time?
https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N802WJ/history/
https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N851RG/history/
https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N34FS/history/
https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N355RM/history
https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N377AC/history

This is really cool! FAV1 is the presidential airplane (Fuerza Aerea Venezolana 1). Maduro's going to Nicaragua today.

As for the private jets, my first thought is that there's still business (PDVSA, for example) happening in the country so it's not so unusual, perhaps.

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010

El Hefe posted:

I just did a quick online search and found a Caracas - Miami flight for Bs 311738 but I wonder if those are real prices because that's still "only" like $300

Not impossible. Viva Colombia sells dirt cheap flights from BOG to Miami for also like $250 round trip if you buy off season early enough in advance, or at least they were when I was there last November.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Yeah I did some research and those are real prices, not too bad, I thought they were going to be more expensive.

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curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners

Chuck Boone posted:

This is really cool! FAV1 is the presidential airplane (Fuerza Aerea Venezolana 1). Maduro's going to Nicaragua today.

As for the private jets, my first thought is that there's still business (PDVSA, for example) happening in the country so it's not so unusual, perhaps.

PDVSA can't really do poo poo in the US because they owe several of their vendors millions of dollars. My dad worked for their Houston office last year, and shortly before he was laid off, they couldn't do any work because their bills to SAP were way overdue.

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