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gently caress yeah, DD214.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0 One of us! One of us!
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Jul 12, 2016 19:16
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Soulex posted:Guys. Needed to be on the next page. Congrats dude 
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Jul 12, 2016 19:29
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Soulex posted:Guys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Wbmp6CQo8
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Jul 12, 2016 19:30
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arbeit macht frei
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Jul 12, 2016 20:07
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Congrats, Soulex. It's a great feeling, isn't it?
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Jul 12, 2016 20:09
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I get to sign out in two weeks! ... For leave. Still better than nothing.
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Jul 12, 2016 20:35
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Soulex posted:Guys. enjoy this day you loving made it forever may the army suck our collective dicks from the back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NubH5BDOaD8
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Jul 12, 2016 21:04
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Play Pokemon
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Jul 13, 2016 00:04
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Congrats welcome to the civilian club.
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Jul 13, 2016 00:17
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Army is still trying to dick me once last time. DFAS sent me a bill for lost/damaged equipment. I have a signed and dated clothing record from when I did turn-in. Guess I have to call the unit and threaten them with said paper now.
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Jul 13, 2016 02:15
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Army is still trying to dick me once last time. DFAS sent me a bill for lost/damaged equipment. I have a signed and dated clothing record from when I did turn-in. Guess I have to call the unit and threaten them with said paper now. If there is a FLiPL started make sure you find the investigating officer and give them the proof. I've done a pile of those things and always try and contact the SM, but some will just find you liable to close the case and go out for the weekend.
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Jul 13, 2016 03:05
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cif tried to dick me around on a lost gas mask, wouldnt accept the signature of the rbe ssgt because he wasnt an officer even tho he was the highest ranking person in my battalion still in country. i had to go begging to our sister battalions co for a signature, but the prick wouldnt sign off on it. the travel office hosed up and gave me a plane ticket, so i gave it one last shot the day of my flight, but major rear end in a top hat still refused, so i said gently caress this gently caress you gently caress the corps, chesty puller says suck my dick from the back. i boarded that loving plane without being fully checked out i got my dd214 in the mail a couple weeks later
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Jul 17, 2016 01:10
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Man, if that had happened earlier and near me, I literally just gave a promask away a week ago. I had it and no one wanted to buy it.
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Jul 17, 2016 08:33
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GIVE ME YOUR PROMASK gently caress I'm going to Canada (don't know where) for a month for AT under this new "natty guard is DOUBLETIME NOW" GOD drat BULLSHIT and I need a promask but they never issued us one but we just got a new supply sgt and SHE'S a goddamned oval office and the previous supply sgt just transfered to an infantry unit that *~*~*~*~*MAGICALLY~*~*~*~*~* just deployed to an actual real deployment zone and nobody can contact him and gently caress THE ENTIRE UNIT'S ON THE HOOK FOR FORTY PROMASKS because he said we all were and WE GOT A NEW COMMANDER who's a Nurse Practitioner and can afford buying one but gently caress THE REST OF US CAN'T and she DOESN'T GIVE A gently caress and I swear to god if he (prv supply sgt) and she (new commander) live across state lines I'm going to get them charged for RICO COLLUSION gently caress
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Jul 17, 2016 08:36
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gently caress the Army and everyone in it. That includes me. Only two more years. 
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Jul 17, 2016 08:49
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Geirskogul posted:GIVE ME YOUR PROMASK Let me find out if the person still has it, and if you cover shipping I'll mail it to you. Just PM me your address or whatever. Edit also, unless you signed a 2062 issuing you a mask, I don't know why you are freaking out. Ain't nothing they can do to you.
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Jul 17, 2016 10:07
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Mmmmm having a promask feels good.
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Jul 17, 2016 10:14
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I realized this week that my SAPI plates aren't even on my clothing record.
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Jul 17, 2016 15:40
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what are the new Avon masks like compared to the M40?
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Jul 17, 2016 15:46
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Soulex posted:Let me find out if the person still has it, and if you cover shipping I'll mail it to you. Just PM me your address or whatever. The entire unit minus senior leadership magically has it added to their initial clothing records. It's bullshit. Also I'm hungover as gently caress but if it works out I"ll be so happy to pay whatever. poo poo's expensive, yo.
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Jul 17, 2016 16:05
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Geirskogul posted:The entire unit minus senior leadership magically has it added to their initial clothing records. It's bullshit. Is it an initial clothing record with your signature? If so, lol, you got had! If not, you're in the clear. e: An entire mask can be formed from class 9 repair parts last I checked, so a clever supply clerk and a non-rear end in a top hat commander can just make that poo poo appear out of nowhere. Kind of obvious when it's more than a handful, though.
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Jul 17, 2016 16:26
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Our supply sergeant in Afghanistan signed our clothing records without giving us a chance to review them so I'm telling myself that's my get out of jail free card. Although he's a good dude so I wouldn't want him to get in trouble.
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Jul 17, 2016 17:10
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psydude posted:Our supply sergeant in Afghanistan signed our clothing records without giving us a chance to review them so I'm telling myself that's my get out of jail free card. Although he's a good dude so I wouldn't want him to get in trouble. Tell him to fix his mistake before you make the mistake of thinking anyone in the army isn't a self-serving piece of poo poo.
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i should clarify, i went to cif with a mask, but it wasnt the one they had issued to me so they wouldnt accept it for the other poo poo i was missing i found out one of the civs at cif was a dirtbag who would sign off on poo poo for some cash. slipped him 5 $1s wrapped in a $20 and he signed off i had turned everything in and that was that
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:for the other poo poo i was missing i found out one of the civs at cif was a dirtbag who would sign off on poo poo for some cash. slipped him 5 $1s wrapped in a $20 and he signed off i had turned everything in and that was that Well done. When I was brand new to the army I thought it was accepted practice that if you went to CIF and were missing an item, you could turn in excess poo poo not on your record to make the account balance. Nah, turns out that guy just made a quasi-official looking form that said as much, then sold it off post. That probably made the investigation a lot easier.
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Wasabi the J posted:Tell him to fix his mistake before you make the mistake of thinking anyone in the army isn't a self-serving piece of poo poo. Can this somehow be the thread title
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psydude posted:Our supply sergeant in Afghanistan signed our clothing records without giving us a chance to review them so I'm telling myself that's my get out of jail free card. Although he's a good dude so I wouldn't want him to get in trouble. Your supply sergeant is terrible and so was your commander.
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Does anybody else's company orderly room do dumb poo poo like ask for a copy of your license, registration, and insurance?
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Triggs posted:Does anybody else's company orderly room do dumb poo poo like ask for a copy of your license, registration, and insurance? Yeah. Cause after the umpteenth time someone doesn't do an inspection or has bogus insurance the higher ups just assert that not doing so means the CDR/1SG are derelict. E: After a fatality in a modified nitrous boosted car, I had a CSM demand that literally any modification including a new head unit be documented. Despite my car not being far from stock, I managed to make it about four pages long by listing every single aftermarket nut, bolt, and washer individually, listing all replacement bulbs that weren't OEM, and by attaching the safety ratings for the car. BN leadership wasn't so amused. mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jul 19, 2016 |
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You know, it's weird. I've been on my back porch just chilling and realized...life is good. Life is good right now. I feel so much better now. I feel happy. I don't remember that one as much.
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Soulex posted:You know, it's weird. I've been on my back porch just chilling and realized...life is good. Life is good right now. I feel so much better now. I feel happy. I don't remember that one as much. Being out is loving great, isn't it?
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The best part of the army is getting out.
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Ace of Baes posted:The best part of the army is getting out.
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There's usually a moment when you wake up at 6:30 or something in the morning on a Monday and have that brief, six or seven second freakout that you have to get to formation and you're late and gently caress gently caress gently caress. Then you realize you're free and clear of that bullshit and go back to bed.
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Vasudus posted:There's usually a moment when you wake up at 6:30 or something in the morning on a Monday and have that brief, six or seven second freakout that you have to get to formation and you're late and gently caress gently caress gently caress. Best feeling ever. What's sad is I still wake-up in a rush with this same thought. I got out in '98.
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Jul 21, 2016 13:18
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I still find myself feeling for my weapon periodically. Not in a 'haha PTSD fucklord' kinda way. Like I'm walking back to work from loving getting a salad and I'm about to cross the street and gently caress WHERES MY RIFLE.
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Jul 21, 2016 13:25
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There's nothing like a good, solid freak-out when you wake up in the A.M to realize that your rifle isn't tucked between the bed frame and your mattress.. Then of course, waking up and realizing that you're in your house and your rifle is safely on your gun rack in your ford ranger.
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Vasudus posted:There's usually a moment when you wake up at 6:30 or something in the morning on a Monday and have that brief, six or seven second freakout that you have to get to formation and you're late and gently caress gently caress gently caress. i get that feeling on very rare occasions when my alarm didnt go off and i am actually late for work
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So I watched "Hell and Back Again" on Netflix last night. Almost had regret that I didn't do something more hooah hooah hut hut in the Army. Now 60 years from now when my grandkids ask what you did in the War On Terror all I got is some dull "I did map stuff on computers in Iraq and shuffled contractor paperwork around in Afghanistan." Then again, I didn't get shot in the rear end and have to limp around the rest of my life while developing a pain pill addiction so whatever. Who has the most dull and useless summary of their War On Terror to tell their grandkids here?
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